Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

	Why I'm the fluffer, of course! Monkey Biz
	That's the STUFF dreams are made of. Monkey Biz
	"I learned how to do this when I was in prison." Not that there's anything wrong with that
	The new light chocolate is being investigated by the FDA. Charlie S.
	Fudge factory employees focus on work to avoid becoming sweet on each other. Charlie S.
	Crazy anti-chocolate protesters prove that nuts should go with fudge. Charlie S.
	Cost saving ingredients make for larger profit margins and smaller waist lines for consumers. Charlie S.
	In the heat of the moment, fudge factory employee has a meltdown. Charlie S.
	Never sweet Wildon plays practical joke on chocoholics. Charlie S.
	"Ironically, my sister's a cherry picker." Spinoza
	"I'm surprised you like working for my family, Dick. My father's an a** and my brothers are nuts." Sounds like a broad's perspective
	You've heard the expression, "Rolling in the hay", right? Well, let's try rolling in the FUDGE! Xray
	Bob says to his co-worker: "Don't worry about my wedding band... I told you that I'm separated. Isn't that good enough for you?" Xray
	Hi, my name is Frank. I'm a chocolate loving fanatic from Athens. I guess that makes me a cocoa nut Greek! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Bob says to his co-worker: "Would you hold it against me if I told you that you have a great looking body?" Xray
	"Alice...How sweet it is!!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Bob says to his co-worker: "There's something I want to get straight between us" Xray
	Bob says to his co-worker: "There's something I like about you, but I can't put my finger on it" Xray
	When that whistle blows at the end of the day, we skat! Monkey Biz
	"All my friends were impressed when I told them I get paid to do this!" ShAzAaM
	"I'm in no hurry. My boyfriend's picking me up early so I warned the boss I'd be getting a little behind!" ShAzAaM
	"Obviously, fudge packers don't beat around the bush!" ShAzAaM
	Everything's just dukey here. Monkey Biz
	Whenever applying for a new job, Enrico never made it past the quesion, "What is your current position?" Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA
	Attention new employees: lollipop handlers are stationed in front, fudge packers are found in the rear. Spinoza
	"Norton! How sweet it is!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Care packages for Kristie Alley. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"It's all of GW's speeches for the past eight years...packed and ready to go!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"I say to you, fudge packers can only enter Heaven through the back door." (Grim Fairy Tails, 1:0.) Poe Knee
	One of the few jobs that hasn't went south of the border! Thanks NAFTA! Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN
	Bob loves extra peanuts in his fudge! Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN
	Mike wished he could pack his own fudge but was more than happy to pay a professional to do it for him. Dandy's Candies
	Fashion clue #42. A good looking, well groomed man wearing a pink shirt is probably a fudge packer. Olive
	Gilbert enjoyed his work but told no-one his job title..... Helen - England
	Look! They're packing FUDGE into boxes! Grike
	Why are these pieces of fudge so WHITE? Did you forget to add Cocoa to the recipe? Xray
	OOPS... I accidentally taped my hands to this box, and now you can have your way with me, Bob! Oh, don't worry.... I won't Blackmail.... er... um... I meant to say, I won't resist! Xray
	Man: OUCH! Why did you whack me with your tape dispenser? Woman: Because you fell asleep at your desk and you kept repeating that annoying TV commercial, "HeadON - Apply directly to the forehead. HeadON - Apply directly to the forehead. HeadON - Apply........" Xray
	...97...98...99... okay, that's 100 boxes of Obesity, Diabetes, clogged arteries, heart disease, rotten teeth, and ugly cellulite. This is not only more profitable than selling drugs, but it's LEGAL! And the chocolate addicts keep wanting MORE! Xray
	Bob was too embarrassed to mention he'd confused the careers page with the personal ads. Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK (Congrats, CK!)
	"It's for that stupid coyote again! He found out the roadrunner is a female and that she is depressed." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	Because of the high concentrations of Sugar, Salt, Monosodium Glutinate, and Red Dye Number 2 in our recipe, FedEx wants us to place a Hazardous Material label on each box. Xray
	Wildon wants extra fruits and nuts in his order. That figures! Xray - - Congrats to CK!
	After it's packed we send it down the shoot. Amy - okay, I'll start...
	Here come da fudge! Amy - Coyote's caps are evolutionary!
	"Shouldn't we label these 'Love Handle With Care'?" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	UPS merges with Acme Fudge and asks: "what can brownies do for you?" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	This shipment is going to China. Are you sure we mixed plenty of lead based paint in the recipe? Xray
	"Oprah is donating all this to a third world county. She's back on her diet again." David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (CK knows there's no business like monkey business, Congrats!)
	Drugs were later sniffed out in the shipment by a Chocolate Lab. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	That was a brilliant idea to label these boxes of Styrofoam peanuts with the word FUDGE. Most blondes won't notice the difference! Xray