Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

In America we use hot dogs or marshmallows.

Norm

Japanese astronauts.

Don (Nice win, K-FOAG.)

You can't trust the polls.

Well, you just tell those Texas oil companies they're drilling too deep!

Clem - Arkinsaw

Playing "Extreme Telephone" upped the stakes and exaggerated the garbled results, taking hilarity to new heights.

kiki

"Thou can climb a tree, plucketh an apple, then runneth away. But if thou should climb a tree, then plucketh the branches, thou will be stucketh." (From the Book of Adam & Eve's Wacky Adventures, Chapter 2, "It Had A Worm In It.")

Poe Knee

You are right! It is Rodan! I think he said, "Ooooo, hor d'ouerves!"

Pia Doublestream - Yellow River

Redneck pole dancers!

Corky - Rock Island, WY

Participating in physical activity can be uplifting.

Boom

Japanese acrobats are held in high esteem.

Boom

"Run! It's a stick-up!"

Boom - K-FOAG's got all the luck! Congrats!

The most effective punishment for stalkers.

K-FOAG - Park Ridge, IL

The caber companies take over Asia.

K-FOAG - Park Ridge, IL (Wow, thanks all! A lot of great choices for that last one!)

If you think beanstalk climbing is easy, you don't know JACK!

Pat - Penna

The stakes were high in the new pole-vaulter competition.

Pat - Penna

Geez" Ka Bob, You should have kept your Viagara pills out of the hands of minors.

wildon

'Klingons'

Pat - Penna

Hey, guys, how's the CLIMBate up there?

Pat - Penna

For outdoor parties, decorate your yard with tiki torches.

Olive - Congratulations, K-FOAG!

Rock-a-bye maybe on the tree top...

ShAzAaM

Rise and whine!

ShAzAaM

Acrobats are so uppity!

ShAzAaM - Congrats, K-FOAG!

Japan's new high-rise economy bachelor pads aren't exactly built for comfort!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Japanese tree huggers.

GRIKE

Losers from the Olympic pole vaulting tryouts.

GRIKE

Get the POINT?

GRIKE - YAY for K-FOAG!

New from Ninetendo: Polekymon!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

I warned you not to run with those things

Norm

In America we use hot dogs or marshmallows

Norm

Why don't you just buy seats inside the ballpark like everyone else?

Norm

AcroBATS!

Pat - Penna

Proof that summer is always peak season in Japan!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (K-FOAG's cap is purrfect, Congrats!)

That's really stickin' it to 'em.

M.B. - K-FOAG is the cat's pajamas!

The new Olympic event beanstalk climbers go for the gold!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Working hungover is not recommended.

Amy - K-FOAG is the lucky winner!

"I've had dates like this before...high and stuck-up!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Anything for better cell phone reception!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

They all seem a bit HIGH-STRUNG!

Pat - Penna

The height of CRAZEiness!

Pat - Penna

"This new Japanese acupuncture really hurts."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"No matter how hard I try, I just can't get the hang of these giant chop sticks."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Terrible freak accident kills seven synchronized sky divers.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Japanese pole dancing.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Kfoag meows with the win)

POLEish may pole dancers.

Pat - Penna

Another use for Velcro.

Pat - Penna (WTG K-FOAG )

Some countries actually celebrate Vlad the Impaler's birthday.

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL

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