Despite not knowing how to crochet, she came from a very closefamily...They all were a bunch of Knit Wits. wildon
	P.R. knows that Wildon was talking about stretch marks doesn't she? wildon
	Mary can I borrow your copy of The Kama Sutra Book And Positions, when Helen is through reading it? Peggy said wantonly. wildon
	Mariann has Freckles on her Butt we love her anyway. wildon
	Combined P.R. wildon
	Poor P.R. could only hang 5, but then again he had Charlie and Mike beat by 2 inches. wildon
	P.R. was always jealous of the size of Wildon's Trunk, and the girls also wished that they could get into them. wildon
	Hanging five. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	For Gosh! Sakes Mike when are you going to cut your toe nails, althugh I must admit I like the color Dennis painted them. wildon
	Peggy- "Tell me you love me, Al" Al-"I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word." obnoxious
	Wildon (the guy on top) gets lowered from a Helicopter, but unfortunately for him, snags his swimming trunks (among other things) on a nail on top of the pole. Mike Gray - OUCH!
	These guys practice a new form of the game called Extreme Basketball. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Ladder specifically designed for blonde females. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Picture in the Dictionary next to the word "inane". Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Human anemometer. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Peggy kept her boys busy by having them think of 101 things you can do on a pole. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Since bonfires are no longer allowed at Texas A&M University, students display a simulation of the flames by flapping their arms. The faculty all agree that this is a much safer practice than using real fire. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon (the guy on top) impresses Mary with his athletic stunts, but she has no interest in him because it's obvious to her that he ruined his ability to produce any offspring. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon and his friends produce an Easy Home Workout video. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Y-M-C-A wildon
	Nolensville Amusement Park is Located right next to.... wildon
	Having been given the Goose, Mike Performs a Perfect Swan Dive, as Helen Cackles in the Background. wildon
	Mary soon will land Topless on her back, unfortunately No one will notice. wildon
	Meanwhile Back at the Neverland on Your Head Ranch. wildon
	The Bruise Brothers or The Booze Brothers? It is hard to tell them apart. wildon
	Oh! No! Charlie is on another Rocky Mountain High. wildon
	Through some strange stroke of luck Dennis' career as the Lead Singer for the Vienna Boys Choir was extended for another full season, when Mike's voice cracked. wildon
	Charlie, in his Early Times, couldn't hold his Licker--Down Boy--Down. wildon
	The boys tried every method of Birth Control they could think of. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The boys attempt to pull the pole out of the ground by flapping their arms..... Failure is imminent. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	A group of boys congregated in Peggy's back yard in an attempt to frighten her out of their neighborhood (They counted upon the fact that she's blonde). Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Highschool science simulation of a flock of Sea Gulls. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Stroboscopic image of a Swan Diver. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Lack of small town recreational facilities have local youth up in arms. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	You're not supposed to have to fight gravity until you're old. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Well hung. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Skydviving practice is a lot safer in groups with no plans to get on a plane, a recent poll indicates. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Human totem pole stretches the patience of local tribe. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Recent poll shows Bush taking a dive. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Pyramid scheme is always the best for the guy at the top. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	When Wildon was growing up, athletic family stacked the odds against him. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Synchornized swimming morphs into diving during local drought. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The human Swiss army knife opens with a nut cracker on the top! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Little Joe (the guy on top) found out what happens when you take an entire month supply of Viagra all at once! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Green Peace demonstrating against the destruction of the South Pole. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Timed lapsed photography of a circus accident. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Picture in the dictionary next to the words, "Face plant." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"We can stop flapping now, we've crashed already." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The Wright brothers decendents flying the old fashioned way. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Sliding Down the Telephone Pole by Dick Burns. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Wood pole; the strongest muscle of the body. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The fighter pilot golf team readies for 6 bogies at 2 o'clock. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	NASA tests human aerodynamics at an outdoor wind tunnel facility. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon thought it would be a laugh to smear Vaseline on the pole. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The Tinkerbell Brothers. Mike Gray - You thilly thavage!
	Redneck hang gliding. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Confucious say: Man who hang from pole have crack-up. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Redneck high-five. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Bad news! Town of 200,000 people...but only one diving board! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Pole-ish Olympics Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Almost 7-up Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Sore like an Eagle! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Human television antenna. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"It doesn't stink that bad does it?" Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	Descendants of Vlad the Impaler practiced a kinder, more gentler form of ancestral customs. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	"Hey Hose I think you might have sun burn." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	"So do you think he'll come back." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	"So she says I'm to flexible." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	"Hey guys how much longer I've got a wedgy." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	The paparazzi will go to any lengths to get a good shot of Sandra Bullock's wedding. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Basic selection tests for the famous "Red Arrows" display team His Grace - UK
	Six spectators are KILT in a tragic caber tossing accident at the Highland Games. jwd - Portland, OR
	"I told you Phillip we need to fix that rudder." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The one with the strongest LAP wins the POLE POSITION. jwd - Portland, OR
	Barry Bonds wannabes...just wanna get some good wood on the balls. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	You know what they say, "when it gets tough pole dance" Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	A human Chrismas tree. Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	After practice the school's swim team liked to hang out together. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Mike (top) and his cronies devise a plan to watch the neighbor sunbathe. msquanna - Tsk-tsk!
	Alas, not everyone escaped the bear attack. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Uh, guys...wouldn't it be easier to just use a bat and your hands to see who's up first? Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	"Dangit, Raoul...you forgot to bring the goat to balance on your head again...now we gotta give 'em their money back." Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Sadly, their other family members were killed in what they call the great "telephone pole guidewire tragedy". Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	"No no no...you misunderstood...I told you we were going to see 'Jerk du Soleil'." Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	It was their village's right of passage into manhood...ironically it did more harm than good to their manhood. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Sure, you can laugh...but you try practicing synchronized diving without a swimming pool...or ever actually SEEING the event. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	In his new film, Leonardo DiCaprio reprieves his "King of the world" catchphrase with just about as much fanfare as the last time. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	These new Viagra commercials are getting just a tad out of hand. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Always one to be innovative, Dr. Heinrich shows in great detail what a dislocated vertebrae looks like. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	A new world record,most pain in a mans pole. Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	I don't mind performing the Human Sculpture routine, but the idea of using Super Glue to hold us together was a very bad decision! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"This drip-dry routine bites! Let's hit our cheapskate swim coach up for some towels!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	"Hey guys, who, beside me, has a splinter in a REALLY bad place?" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	"Ooh, does that smart!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The world's first synchronized belly-whopper in progress! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Hey, Man, how do I get down from here?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The hard way to shove a pole up someone's ... Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Santa's elves in the off-season. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Synchronized pole swimming still seeks recognition by the Olympic Committee. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Pole dancing is nothing compared to pole swimming. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Precision skydivers impaled upon landing after forgetting to wear their parachutes. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Human "fly-paper" pole. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	New recruits for Blue Angels practice synchronized flying. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Beginning skydivers forgot one important part of their lessons! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Look, Ma, no hands!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Polish dive team. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	No matter what, Billy always came out on top! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Mojave Desert dive team practices for Olympics. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Living totem pole. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Five down and one to go! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Peggy's son was afraid of heights until she gave him LSD, and now all he wants to do is FLY! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU REMOVED ALL THE SPLINTERS! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The Williams' family did not quite understand the concept of pole-vaulting. msquanna
	Acupuncture treatment is being taken to new levels. msquanna
	Excuse me, Is this the line for tossed salad? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Northwest Native American Scrotum Pole. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Mike always had to explain how he got his big bellybutton. msquanna
	Looks like someone got into the Scout Master's Viagra. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Human Shish-Kabob. msquanna
	Okay you guys.... Who ate the beans and Pineapple juice for breakfast?! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Darn it, Harry.... I wish you would trim your toenails! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	AAAARRRRrrrrgggghhh! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Stop! Helen that tickles my funny bone or is it Mary? WILDON

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