"Well, when you drink as much beer as we do to get up the nerve..." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.
	Did you hear the one about the two Polish pot smugglers? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	This is some GOOD pot man. I've NEVER been this high before. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Most Banks give you a free toaster when you open a new account, but the Royal Bank of Scotland goes one step further. wildon
	How was my flight? CRAPPY!!! Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Remember, we have to deploy our chutes at a turd of the way down. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	The instructor either said "Get our s*it together and pull our chutes, or get our chutes together and pull our s*it." Either way, we're safe. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	I'm glad we're trying to air out all this crap between us. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	So, how long have you worked in delivery at Home Depot, Bob? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Could this be why plumbers charge so much for service calls? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Apparently a lit match just wasn't enough when Wildon visited. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Extreme Plunging Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Shiite cleric ends sit-in.. Helen - Yorkshire
	Bomb disposal team (time Wildon layed off the vindaloo) Helen - Yorkshire
	Weapon of mass destruction... Helen - Yorkshire
	Two Air Marshals find Osama Bin Laden hiding inside a toilet on an overseas flight. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Hardware Hank and his helper are very good at getting your household problems fixed in a hurry! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	American Paratroopers deliver a "gift" from the people of the United States to Osama Bin Ugly. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Favorite seat of the Tidy-Bowl man. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The first time in the history of the warfare that the Air Force used tanks! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Recent airline cutbacks have forced some to fly in Super Economy Class! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	If it "absolutely, positively has to be there overnight"...then maybe you should seriously consider changing your diet! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Ohio Upsets Texas. Go Buckeyes
	1959 Apollo 12 splash down. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"And for the first timer who gets the crap scared out of 'em..." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"At American Airlines flying with all your sh-t has never been easier." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Unfortunately the gals following with the bidet jumped a little early. (These guys never saw them coming.) Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Frank and Ernest open first ever Sky Diving Ladies Room. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Three thrill seeking airheads. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Commode Commandos combat culinary catastrophes. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	In this sport, keeping your head is always a good idea. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Clearly FEMA's attempt to airdrop needed supplies to the Superdome was ripe for criticism. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Way to go Amy. wildon
	It's a bird..it's a plane..it's super-potty! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The day the sh-t hit the tarmac! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Oh shoot, I can't open my chute!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Skydivers get high with pot. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Skydivers take it down after bringing it up! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Relieving their anxiety. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	If a bean's a bean... P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Desperate husbands! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Putting the seat down the hard way. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Heaven can wait. A full bladder can't! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Larry and His Royal Hughness Grob, are this close to showing Peggy their Family Jewels. wildon
	"In this sport if you want to clear the air it's not advisable to have diarrhea of the mouth." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Local sky divers that are full of piss and vinegar. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Two local Plumbers clear the air of space junk. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Story of local U.F.O. capture that wouldn't hold water. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Sky divers capture U.F.O. over Area 51. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Extreme altitute sickness porta-potty. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	First time sky divers are scared sh-tless. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I am King of the Throne. No I am." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Another leak from an airliner restroom. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Newest outhouse design gains momentum. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Secret Service agents always keep a spare for Air Force One even in flight... just in case George W. drops one too many. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Mile-high dump site. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Standard punishment by wives for keeping the toilet seat up reaches new heights. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Taking a leak to new levels. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Science students prove that even excrement falls at 9.8 meters per second squared. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	If you're not potty trained when young, you'll have to take a back seat in everything you do. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Strict new plumber certification requirements mandate ability to work in all kinds of conditions. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's trip to Mexico still haunts him. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	First-time skydivers take the plunger. jwd - Portland, OR
	Wait a second Mary that's not the Pasadena Bowl. wildon
	Helen the Duchess of Yorkshire, is truly a Lady of PRIVYlege. wildon
	No one ever could question JWD's loyalty to Portland's CHAMBER of Commerce. wildon
	Despite being part Melungeon, Dennis and Betsy forgot that Indian's name. wildon
	Gray skies are going to clear up. Put on a happy face. wildon
	Frank's barf is worse than his flight. wildon
	Off they GO; Mike, Dennis and Charlie, into the Wild Blue Yonder. wildon
	Thanks to Amy's prowness John was saved. willie
	5000, 4000, 3000, 2000, 1000, *Splat* Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	We are over Wildon's house. FLUSH IT! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I hate when it splashes in my face on the way down! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Some things are truly worth SAVING. Mike Gray - Amery, WI

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