|
|
Tell them IF we had a leader, we'd take them to her.
GW - Indiana | |
|
Dude, you go tell the Crypts and the Bloods that the Molds have taken over this neighborhood.
Don (Nice win, Fear The Spork II.) | |
|
How dare they say "one small step for Martians."
GW - Indiana | |
|
"We're looking for a couple of guys wearing black."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
|
"Can you give us directions? We're not from around here."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
|
"We can't remember where we parked out saucer."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
|
"Have you seen our child? We think he may have been abducted by humans."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
|
"Care to purchase some slightly used probes?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
|
"Hey look, a UFO that doesn't fly."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
|
"No one will give us a lift, I feel so ALIENated!"
Pat - Penna | |
|
"We may be a little green behind the ears....that is, if we had ears."
Pat - Penna | |
|
I know you are, but what am I?
Fear The Spork II | |
|
The Johnsons were very excited to see the new street musician sensation..."Green Way".
Vicki Hyde - Central City, KY | |
|
They're waving to the facinated kid in the back seat!
Mary F - Jax, Fl | |
|
Can you please take us to the nearest bar, we need fuel for our flying saucer and for us also!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
|
Chewed Gumbies!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
|
Them aliens are kinky, as the tall one just made a pass at me and he is a male I think and so am I.
Diane - Spencer, WI | |
|
And this is what humans call a car...They are Gas eating hunks of junk that can't fly and you don't want to by them.
Diane - Spencer, WI | |
|
Every body now....Phone Home!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
|
Hey did you here what they said?What did they say?They said they want to show the Women with BIG BALLS there big ball heads!....The Perverts!
Diane - Spencer, WI | |
|
Hey look Mommy..Little green people with "BIG BALLS" for heads!Jimmy... You have been listening to AC/DC to much again haven't you?!
Diane - Spencer, WI | |
|
Yeah! We are real little green men and this is a hold up!
Diane - Spencer, (UFO) WI | |
|
Common Johnny, It is not our saucer, but the darn thing will do for now!
Diane - Sencer | |
|
Hey Mr~! Get out of the car or we will beam you to where you don't really want to go!
Diane - Spencer, | |
|
"Hello! We're looking for Boom Boom LaRue and Bubbles 'The Minx' LeRoy. They borrowed some probes from our examination room and never returned them."
Boom - The Spork buys a winner! Congrats! | |
|
"We are the lollipop kids!"
Mary F - Jax, Fl | |
|
Tell them we'd stop but we're late for our favorite Orson Welles movie.
GW - Indiana | |
|
We are looking for a ride, not candy!
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River | |
|
We came from Brusselsproutania to pick up our kids.
Fear The Spork II - Thanx | |
|
"You give us all our kin at Roswell and we'll give you Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Joseph Crater."
Pat - Penna | |
|
"Take us to Roswell, we're here to visit with Daddy."
Pat - Penna | |
|
No, we don't want to buy any Alien Scout Cookies.
James Reardon - USA | |
|
Hi, Mr. Hulk. Mom says she still wants the paternity test.
Spinoza - Kudos to Fear The Spork II | |
|
"What? Why should we give you a nickel for a bag of dried lawn clippings?"
ShAzAaM - Congrats, Fear The Spork II! | |
|
We're going to need more head room.
M.B. - Fear The Spork II gets top bid! | |
|
"Hey Gork, stop trying to thumb a ride...remember, we don't have any!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
|
"Take us to your leader before he decides to invade Mars!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
|
CNN's new foreign correspondents. Pat - Penna | |
|
Get out. This an obsolete gas-powered vehicle jacking
Norm | |
|
"We've come over 50 billion miles to see our idol Barry Bonds play baseball ...and you say he's no longer in the game!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
|
Are you what's called an Ice Cream Truck?
Norm | |
|
Hey, mister! Car wash for $5? All the money goes to the Alien Exchange Student program
Norm | |
|
"Sorry! I haven't seen Gumby."
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
|
Hi, fellas. You lookin' for a good time?
Olive - Congratulations, Fear The Spork II! | |
|
"We've come in peace. We're Democrats."
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
|
"Do WE have green cards? You're joking, right?"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL | |
|
The ugly brothers hitching a ride to MySpace.comet. Pat - Penna (GG Spork !) | |
|
In a particular cruel and humiliating form of hazing, fraternity Delta Epsilon Lambda had their pledges greet cars with a hearty "Live Log and Prosper" Vulcan slogan, although they were clearly dressed as inhabitants of Rigil 7, from the movie Star Wars 37 - Revenge of Jarjar.
Spoon Fed - Parts Unknown | |
|
HA-HA-HA!! No, we're not Scientologists. What do you think we are, nuts?!? We are members of the North American Sect of Kathy Lee Gifford Enthusiasts, or NASKLGE, for short. We dress this was to pay homage to a temporary interest that her son Cody had with the movie ET from late July to early August 1996. Would you contribute to our fund raiser to send several lucky children to visit the previous set of Live with Regis and Kathy Lee?
Racer X - Jamaica Plain, MA | |
|
They say they're from the Mother Ship, Mr. Farrakhan.
GW - Indiana (the only thing we have to fear is Fear The Spork.) | |
|
"Which way to the nearest launching pad?"
GRIKE - Yay for Fear The Spork II! Congrats! | |
|
Just give them enough to get home.
GW - Indiana | |
|
Illegal immigrants gone wild.
Chopper - Melrose, MA | |
|
Mom, can Wiplok, Zeebro and Quarkie come over for dinner tonight?
19pinky67 - Kinderhook, IL | |
|
Do you have Roscoe in your GPS?
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH |