Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

"What you talkin' about Willis?"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Get well Sherman, We all miss you.

Altho our Aimy is getting better

Is it Glen Ellyn or ?

Gorilla My Dreams

John is Nolensville's only Drug Store Cowboy.

wildon

I'm My Own Grandpa thanks to Mike.

wildon

No one suspected it, but Kong was about to bring down the house!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Paula, are you drugged up again? You said I did a great job, but I haven't even sung yet."

Don

"I'd like to thank my parents, John Scopes, and my lord and saviour King Kong for making this win possible."

Don

"Sorry, Ma'am. I didn't know it was loaded."

Don

"Attention, please. Would the owner of a golden palomino, 17 hands high, please move your horse? It's blocking the service entrance. Thank you."

Don

"Thank you. 'On The Road Again' by Willie Nelson is one of my favorites. Now for a change of pace, I'd like to perform the concert aria 'Ah Perfido' by Ludwig Beethoven."

Don (Thanks, all.)

Guest recording artist, Barbara Mandrill.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

[Singing] Bring yer maw, bring your paw, yer sister and yer brother. We can down a few beers and fling poo at one another...

Pia Doublestream - Yellow River

"But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don't think..."

Boom - You can't put a price on Don's caption! Congrats!

What do you get when you cross Garth Brooks with Curious George?

Wild Thang - Wilkes Barre, PA

Dale Earnhardt....Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Hank Williams...Hank Williams Jr.: Michael Jackson...

Wild Thang - Wilkes Barre, PA

"The lighting in here is so unflattering."

Olive

"Don't worry, I wear a bigger hat when it rains."

Lorraine

"Tonight's show will feature some real swingers!"

ShAzAaM

"Please! No more 'Is that a banana in your pocket' jokes!"

ShAzAaM

"Thank you, thank you! Good night and remember, never sit on your spurs!"

ShAzAaM

"As sheriff I'm warning you I better not see any ropes hanging from trees!"

ShAzAaM

"Welcome to the Bush family reunion!"

ShAzAaM

Some people love to monkey around with a microphone.(Congrats,Don!)

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

I'd like to thank our sponser, Chiquita Banana, for giving me this oportunity to make a monkey out of myself...

Xray

Bonzo looked straight into the camera because he knew that Peggy was watching him on TV, and he said to her, "I owe all my success to you, Mom!"

Xray

The audience went APE over his performance!

Xray

...and if I'm elected President, I will be proud to have my husband, Slick Willy Clinton, as my Vice President.

Xray

To think, only yesterday he was singing at monkey bars.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Can I get a 'Hallelujah!' from my creationist brothers and sisters?" (Mythology, Books A.D. through B.C.)

Poe Knee

Unfortunately he only knew one song: 'Down in the Baboon Docks'!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Lost...but now performs at Chimpendales.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Mugsy started out good but then the performance became way to scratchy!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"You may remember me from 'Bedtime For Bonzo'. I'm Ronald Reagan!"

ShAzAaM

"Poor Uncle Bonzo; he hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down."

Spinoza

Simon: "That was the best performance we've seen all season!"

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

Cowboy hat...Check! Bandana...Check! Slurred singing...Check! Hairy all over...Check! Yep! He'll make a great country singer!

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees...!""

ShAzAaM

WOW!!! It's a SINGING gorilla!!!

Grike

American Idol discovers the missing link.

Spinoza

Randy Johnson goes from being a judge to being a contestant!

ShAzAam

"If you don't like it, please just fling tomatoes!"

ShAzAaM

"I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend Chiquita!"

ShAzAaM

"For my next number I'd like to sing 'The Banana Boat Song'!"

ShAzAaM

Fittingly, Simon would go on to say: "you not only stunk up the place but that was the worst crap I've ever seen!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Fear no Simon.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Laura Bush looks more like her husband every day!"

ShAzAam

"President Bush, you can't even sing well!"

ShAzAaM

What American Idol might look like had things turned out differently in Planet of the Apes.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"What you talkin' about Willis?"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Paula Abdules latest love affair.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Don sparkles with the win)

Sammy Davis Jr., the early years.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Sanjaya's new hair style.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Monkey sing, monkey do.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Don rings one up, congrats!)

Hillary's running mate!

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

You know a show has run it's course when...

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

Taylor Hicks NOW!

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

Went on to become governor of Texas and president of the United States.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

I am a lineman for the county...

Ponytayl - Scottsdale, AZ

I'm much better than the Geico caveman.

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

Good luck, Mike!

msquanna

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