Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

	For the last time, no, I don't want a nice piece of tail. Boom Holmes - Pushing the envelope
	Yes, Bob, I can still make naive creatures jump through my hoops without them even realizing it. Now gather 99 of your friends and get back to the typewriters. Boom Boom La Rue of Bluefish fame - Once again paying tribute to the late Bob (Lacey)
	That's not what I thought you meant when you asked me to peel your banana. La Rue & Company, longing for the Bluefish days - Victory Lane
	Knuckles my child, I know you can't count correctly because you don't know the difference between positive and negative numbers, so let me just say you lose. But do keep making feeble attempts. I enjoy a good laugh from a trained ape. Boom the knucklecracker - Still standing & that says it all.
	Are you paying too much for long distance service calls? wildon
	"So they made you link arms and pulled all of you out of a barrel?!" Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA
	I'll let the winner's board do the talking: knuckles: 4 boom: 0 knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Carletta is once again baffled by a blonde joke. lew
	"Excuse me mame...have you seen my face?" lew
	Cupcake explains to Jane that yes, she can have her cake and eat it too. lew
	Cheeta senses the opportunity, but can't figure out how to get out of his monkey suit. lew
	"So...You're my monkey's uncle." lew
	"I'm from Iowa...and you?" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Britney Spears is about to make another choice that will come back to haunt her! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Is that a pencil in your...oh, never mind!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	I need you, David! You're the only one who "gets" me. By comparison, anyone else is just a dumb ape. The one, the only, the real deal -- Boom - Applauding David's observation
	"I'm disappointed! After 65 entries I was expecting at least one 'Baboom' reference!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Take only as directed. wildon
	Excuse me!You can't stop me from doing the monkey see,monkey do stuff,because it's in my blood. Diane - Spencer,WI
	When we are done talking..Do I get to see another good looker like you? Diane - Spencer,WI
	Before we talk and go any further and Just to let you know!I am hitched to a monkey lady already! Diane - Spencer,WI
	Lady! If you just let your imagination go, I will bet you have never seen a good looking body like this before! Diane - Spencer,WI
	Monkey saying!Go ahead and tell me I am cute. Diane - Spencer,WI
	If you go with me to the jungle..I will show you a place that the monkey lovers go to, that is so beautiful,maybe then you will fall in love with me. Diane - Spencer,WI
	Really!If you kiss me.. I will turn into a good looking hunk of a prince. Diane - Spencer,WI
	I already paid you for this session,so where is the banana's you where going to give me as a talking treat, at the end of each session? Diane - Spencer,WI
	We have one thing in common sweet heart...Your cute and so am I and I think we could make a good match. Diane - Spencer,WI
	Lady!I don't want to talk and because your so cute,I just want to monkey around. Dee - Spencer,WI
	Nice, but I have to be honest. You're not going to win the "Most Beautiful Baby" contest. Ansel Boom - Film City
	What do you mean my hat looks like a great big.... um.... er.... never mind. Monkeys aren't supposed to notice things like that anyway! Xray - Amery, WI
	No, I'm serious. There really WAS an 800 lb gorilla in the room. Licinius Macer Boomvus - Roamin' around
	Sorry about the "it's like having a monkey on your back" crack. Boomamo Savonarola - At the podium
	Tell me more about the dream in which you could fly and scarecrows could talk. Frank Boom - Oz
	Always remember, Ditto, if you're foolish enough to mess with the best, you'll just lay with the rest. The Boominator - Taking a bow
	Jane finds the perfect centerpiece for Tarzan's table! Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN
	"Okay, now do I look like a supermodel? How about if I throw a phone at you?" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	Monkey see, monkey do, eh? Well, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so thanks. The one and only Boom - Being copied and, thus, flattered
	"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!" Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA
	"Hey, mate! I hear monkey business is Boomin!" Boom-kabob - Boomtown, AL
	"Hey Boomer! Let's go to the Boom Boom Room in San Francisco some time!" Boom Boom Huckjam - Boomersville, ON
	Have you tried electrolysis? Chan W.
	No, little fella, George Bush only LOOKS like a monkey. Unfortunately, he's not as smart as one! Chan W.
	No, little fella, George Bush only LOOKS like a monkey. Fortunately for you, he is not related! Xray - Amery, WI
	Gee Peggy, I'm sorry your Mother-In-Law calls your husband a Baboon! Xray - LOL, and a He He He!
	Ginger or Maryann? Boom Howell - Adrift
	"Gee, Mike...I'm sorry your Mother-in-Law calls you a 'Baboon!'" msquanna
	Why am I always the one who has to get the coconuts? Boominson Crusoe - At a branch office
	Did I mention I was once a cheerleader for a major league baseball team? Boom Ruth - Cooperstown
	I agree with Freud. Guns are substitutes for men dealing with sexual inadequacy issues who try to compensate by living out a sad, pseudo-macho "phallus-see" in public. Boomalie Klein - In consultation
	Tell me what slimeball would even think of nailing an animal to a table and I'll nail his ignorant you know what to the table!!! Against animal cruelty!
	Tell me where you hid my diamond necklace or I'll nail your OTHER arm to the table! Xray - Amery, WI
	The patient felt comfortable talking to his Shrink until that fateful moment when she removed her hat revealing the truth about her hair color! Xray - Amery, WI
	Crap! Did anyone else see me slip on that #@!#@!# banana peel? Boom Tripper - Pratfalling
	Hey, baby. How'd you like to catch some jungle fever? Boom Snipes - Swinging from the tree tops
	Really, Jane? Wow. I never thought of using a banana for that. Boom Johanson - On cable TV
	And then...then Tarzan touched me in my private places. Boom Jung - In session
	I've never tried a knuckle sandwich. Are they good? Bubbbbb
	I just feel there's a glass ceiling to this jungle, you know what I mean? Bitter Bubble
	Just call me curious...no, not George...bi-species curious. Amy - Corky smells victory!
	I'm a little nervous. I've never posed for Play Primate before! Chan W.
	President Bush put your clothes on!!!!! Bigfoot
	You remind me of the chimp we have for a president!!! Bigfoot
	So which one of the drunken Bush monke---, er, I mean twins, are you? Bigfoot
	Do you promise to bite me if I feed you? Jumpin' Jack Flash - Clay City, NM
	please tell me hillery, were you planning on shaving your legs and arms if you are elected president? Rush Limburger - Oakland, CA
	"Yes, I'm a Banana Republican: see no evil...hear no evil... admit no evil!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	I love it when you give me that "come hither" look. Boomy Depp - On a pirate ship
	Why, yes, a long time ago I starred in a TV show with a few of my friends. In fact I thought up the double entendre behind "Peter Tork." Boom Nesmith - Just monkeying around
	And he signs all his MUB captions with 'knuckles', right? So what's his prob? Boomic's Cube - Puzzled by the double standard
	What I meant was, 'You're right. Knuckles were meant TO be walked on.' Boom LOL - Nevertypewhenyou'relaughingville
	You're right. Knuckles were meant be walked on. Boom Stepping - High above you
	Hey, Amy, do you mind if I crack my knuckles? Boom Degeneres - Just getting warmed up
	C'mon, Jane, Why do you keep calling me 'knuckles'? Boom Colbert - In the know
	I don't know why, but I feel I must say that only a real knucklehead would keep complaining about something that was obviously way over his head. THE Boom Boom LaRue - In your face
	people just dont respect my openness knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	"i don't know why, i just have this sudden urge to put the word 'boom' in all my MUB posts" knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Cheeky seeks counseling after recurring nightmares of a man with dark glasses and a cane banging on a tin can. Sharkbait - Sydney, AK
	karen's getting just a little desperate knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	"and how does that make you feel?" "itchy". knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	you see, hairy chests get all the ladies knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	"Yes, Mee Mee. I know you love Ai Ai! But, love is a two-way street!" (Corky's win was a real gas!) Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA
	"I ask for a prime mate on www.match.com and they send me you!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Let's see here, Mikey...you were born in a tree, you play with your own poop, you spit at people walking by, and you hump tree trunks. My advice is to stay away from Wildon and all other bad influences within your circle of friends. msquanna - Ho-ho, hee-hee!
	Dr. Phil? I hardly recognized you since you lost weight and got those hair transplants. Boomund Freud - On the couch
	Okay, now waxing hurts a little, but you're gonna look really sexy afterwards. Boom Teare - At the spa
	Hey, did you steal my recipe for banana bread? Boomy Crocker - In the kitchen
	Let's see here..... You were born in a tree, you play with your own poop, you spit at people walking by, and you hump tree trunks. My advice is to stay away from Peggy and all other bad influences within your circle of friends. Xray - Amery, WI
	Whaddaya say we open a good bottle of vine? Boom Gallo - Stomping away
	No, Bobo, we can't move to Kansas after we're married. Those Neanderthals still believe women came from a rib. King Booms - Thumping a Bible
	If you think you have emotional problems NOW, just wait until you get my BILL! Xray - Amery, WI
	Jane consoles Bubbles after he finds out that Michael IS his birth father! Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN
	Msquanna admonishes her husband for coming home last night in a drunken stupor. Xray - Amery, WI
	The resemblance is amazing. You're definitely a Bush baby. Boom Bennett - Observing the White House zoo
	Seriously, Jane, I can't wait till they call me to testify at the Scopes trial. Boom Darrow - Checking out some briefs
	"Maybe I'm just paranoid, Doc, but everywhere I go, I feel like there's a tail on me." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	I dunno... Hey! Wanna pick lice off each other? Boom Ober - Itching Valley
	"All the guys were gathered around me in the animal bar, then a giraffe walked in and said 'Gentlemen, the highballs are on me!'" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	What I like most about you, Margaret, is that you're so evolved. Boom Mead - In my digs
	I'm sorry, but it can never be. We're related, you know. Boom Darwin - Evolving in theory
	"I don't think I can handle it anymore, Bonzo; it's a real jungle out there." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Don't worry, Doc, all human's feel like a horse's arse from time to time." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	No, it's not a banana and I don't have pockets. I'm just really, REALLY happy to see you. Boom Kong - Atop the Empire State Building
	"I'm telling you it's not my face that's red, Doc, it's the other end!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Sometimes I get the feeling that you're just monkeying around with me." Congrats, Corky!) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"My dream job?...Stock boy on a banana boat!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Tarzan will be furious if he finds out about us! Chan W.
	"I know you think I'm cured, but I still have this desire to fling poo in your face." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't go back to the jungle." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Go for you, Sam? Never! And "having a lot in common" doesn't mean we both have opposable thumbs!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	So to win, all you have to do is vote for yourself a bunch of times, or have me, your friends and family do it for you. People do it all the time and everybody knows it. It has nothing to do with you not winning because you're not funny or not human. Don
	"King Louie says he needs more matches." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"That's funny, you don't look anything like Jane Goodall." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"This living in the zoo is driving me bananas." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Sometimes, I just feel like a Monkeys Uncle." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"What does CoaCoa have that I don't?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Just because you're a swinger, doesn't mean that you have to stay out all night." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Corkys caption stinks!)
	"Bonzo...only one win last week...you'd better start thinkin' up some better caps for MUB. The competition is heating up! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Compared to your troubles, a monkey's life is a picnic. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	"No, I gave it up. They say organ grinding can make you go blind!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Care for a Rhesus Peanut Butter Cup?" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Huh? My 30 minutes are up? Come'on, doc, I've just begun to tell you about my past and present problems!" Wayne Smoak - Clayton, NC
	"Your usual table, Mr. Gray?" msquanna
	"You are more fun than a barrel of humans!" msquanna
	"That's right, Wildon. Now, point to your buttocks." msquanna
	"Gee, I'm sorry you have a headache today, Xray." msquanna - Corky's a gas! Congrats