"The iMac! Shoot for the iMac!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	Don't shoot men!!!....He's the only living descendent of Johnny Apple Seed AND the Last Mohican. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	...and for my next trick, I will turn this black apple to RED. (speckled with a little flesh color) Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	WAIT! Before you guys shoot me, my cell phone is ringing...... Hello? You want WHAT? HOW MUCH?HOW SOON?...... That was my ex-wife. PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"a Mackintosh is useful in heavy rain" Helen - Yorkshire
	Sir. Mr. Gates Sir. . . . we're ready to destroy the enemy. Scooter - Santa Clarita
	The head of Apple faces the firing squad for computer crimes. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	And my apple dumpling Mary kissed me for all I'm Worth. wildon
	After this,you won't neeed any more help from Diaperman! DL - WI
	This guy is rotten to the core! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Who is Dennis and.. who are you twleve foot man... Wildon?Any more hints?For the man in picture above!The guys want to know if you want to have sugar mixed in the applesauce or do you want it just be called plane applesauce? DL - WI
	Last one to shoot is a rotten apple! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	First day of apple-hunting season. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Jeff always was a bit backward. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	I guess you didn't listen to the news buddy!You never stiff the pizza lady!Now look what you are facing! DL - WI
	Eve took the first bite. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	William told! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	State of the art apple corer. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Grob is just one of Marys Merrymen. Little Red Ryding Hood
	Armor and MC Hammer and Peggy in Kats Pajammers. wildon - WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR
	Dee Your picture looks SWELL, how long has it been since I've seen you? I know it must be over Nine Months. Love Dennis. wildon
	Girly Men it is time for us to unite behind Arnold. You tell 'em David
	Apples go Splat!, do bananas go Split! Hey Fred if.
	Men while we are here in Argentina, we must speak the native language whenever possible. ACHTUNG!
	Betcha can't shoot me!....... **SPLAT** Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Android runs amuck after opening a virus-infected Email he received from Peggy. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Hold your fire men. Bill Gates wants to keep this one alive. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Skinheads always PEEL their apples before eating them. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The New York Times says, "Attack of the Twelve Foot Man With An Apple Tattoo On The Back Of His Head" is a MUST SEE movie! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	This is your brain on drugs.... er, Apple Sauce. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Simon says,,,,, Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I am Sergeant Tell, and my men are sharpshooters. Oh... By the way, my first name is William, and you have an apple on your head, soldier! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Is that a GUN in your pants, or are you just happy to see us guys? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	But we are a M.A.SH. unit and we are'nt suppose to keep the Doctors away. wildon
	Dogface Boys Back up Coyotes. wildon
	STOP! STOP! I'm Steve Jobs! Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Minneapolis is not a place where this dude wants to be.You know who right?Either would he want to be let loose in Wisconsin.There are ghosts who want to tell him....Thanks for putting us here! Now it's your turn son! DL - WI
	Wildon! My brother's want your attention! DL - WI
	They are sitting on it for you Wildon and I guess you are the guest sweet heart!Don't move now! DL - WI
	"Turn around, MAC!" msquanna - Larry's a sore winner! Congrats
	An apple a day apparently won't keep the undertaker away. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Just like himself, Wildon hopes these guys are shooting blanks. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon faces fellow contributors at the first Ugly Brother convention. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Dog Face Boys--Sit on it Dee. wildon
	...and that's not apple cider running down fugitive's pants. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Leave your Panchos at home, according to Miilitary Intelligence it doesn't rain in Minneapolis. wildon
	It was safer when the apple was on top of the head and arrows were used. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Jarhead goes AWOL from special Apple Corp. unit. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Curtain Rods Honest Harvey
	The infamous worm computer virus is surrounded by cyber military police. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Granny Smith is off limits to Charlie Company's Privates. wildon
	In the military, there is little tolerance for bad apples. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Bill Gates's private army finally corners the market on Steve Jobs. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Glow Little Glow Worm Wildon
	Wildon's just another fruit who got caught trying to escape the funny farm. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Apple Computer faces the wrath of consumers. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Don't Cry For Me Argentina Bermuda Onion
	Being a fruit and coming out of the closet, Wildon knew where he stood in the Core." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Yea and Wildon..!You better not get any ideas...Buddy! DL - WI
	"If he has no yellow streak down his back it must not be Osama." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I think we have the wrong man, Osama has a King of Spades on the back of his head." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	NOT FUNNY!especially if kids or nut cases are viewing it.Have you read the news lately! This is not teaching gun safety people! DL - WI
	We will always have Perris. wildon - Casablanca
	"Remember what the Commander said men, "aim for the core," they want him taken alive." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The Garden of Eden was never like this. wildon
	"Alright already, you don't have to bite my head off." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	I can't believe it's not apple butter. wildon
	Current day William Tell realized too late his fatal mistake when the soldiers ordered him to turn around slowly. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Disobeying Cider House Rules has serious consequences. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Pippin the Black Watch of Scotland to Assemble. wildon
	Even though he had been in the core, Ahkmed knew someday he would be considered a traitor. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Members of The Core are not Soldiers, they are Marines...Hurrah. wildon
	"He's never going to surrender peacefully boys, he's armed to the core." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Let us see your hands or we'll make apple sauce out of you." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

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