Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

"Honey, if you were built like that, I'd put you on a pedestal, too."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Says 'stand back, there's a reason I'm called Hurlcules.'"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Damn Osteoperosis!"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.

"If it's priceless, does that mean that it's free?"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.

"See here, it's definately not true about foot size."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.

"It looks like he could use a pedicure."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.

"These airport security checks are getting out of hand."

Boom - Dollar for dollar, CK's caption was best! Congrats!

"Victims of a voracious moth attack, 146 B.C."

Don

"Forget the sign. Let's go check out the naked women section."

Don

The "Famous Nudists" museum.

Don (There must be 2 Dons!) - In case it matters, I didn't write the Dolores caption.

An outbreak of wardrobe malfunctions.

Don

A crash test dummy audition.

Don

Pull my finger - I think he's leaking - Mike loved looking at naked men - Wildon peeping into Mike's bathroom - streaker in hiding - Sculpted by Wun Hung Lo - etc., etc. I'd say there's no shortage of perverts here!

You - Are a perv, too!

Gladiator....have UR way with woman stuck to box..... museum janitor stuck to statue???? Somebody Get a shrink for that Perv!!!

Bet U DO - HAH! joke

Apparently the sculptor's name is Ben Dover.

Monkey Biz

It says here: "Do not believe anything that you read, including this." Can we get some lunch now?

Xray

Proof that the Greeks and Romans got stoned!

Xray

I heard that the museum janitor was rushed to the hospital after he was found stuck to one of the statues. Apparently, he fell in love with one of them and attempted to..... um.... you know!

Xray

No, Sam.... This wasn't a Greek Rock Band. How do I know? Because I don't see any guitars or drums. Do YOU? DUH!

Xray

Golly, Gertrude... I sure hope the Police catch whoever chopped up these poor people.

Xray

"They're both left ones!"

ShAzAaM

"Be careful as you stand up. You could put an eye out!"

ShAzAaM

"Steroid free!"

ShAzAaM

Hallway to Pfizer headquarters.

Sharkbait - Syndey, AK

If this were in a picture frame it would be well hung!

Sharkbait - Sydney, AK

"tapped his foot" TOO FUNNY wildon!!

c.huckles

It's a message to most of the others here: 'friends, Romans and countrymen...I only asked you to lend me your ears'!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Lorena Bobbitt slept here."

Spinoza

Something is Rodin in Denmark.

wildon

I think Mike just tapped his foot.

wildon - we wuz robbed charlie

Peggy, when all else fails return to base, preferably Camp LeJeune.

wildon

I just noticed...David is Jewish.

wildon

Sorry Amy, but I forgot your name, you see I was plastered.

wildon

If it's Busted I know who did it.

wildon

Remind Helen No Touchee the Tooshie.

wildon - The Colonies

"It says: God's gift to women - Sculpted by Wun Hung Lo!"

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

Dolores prefers her gifts wrapped.

Don

Add an ascot and you're good to go.

Olive

Definition of a Happy Roman: Gladiator

Think - About It

Peggy enjoyed sculpting but decided Wildon was Bigger and Better

No wonder they're getting Married

It says it's only a myth that he grew an extra foot.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Says he invented the zipper but died penniless as no one wore pants!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"It's so old that the last time he rose the Cubs won the World Series!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Says here, 'I am not a statue, but a streaker in hiding'.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Honey, if you were built like that, I'd put you on a pedestal, too"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"It says this was a step aerobics class, circa 400 B.C."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA ( Good twist CK, congrats!)

Futurist picture of Mikey V. and his new clothing line he knitted up while in prison!

Wild Thang - Wilkes Barre, PA

Mike: "Hey, Peggy... It says here, this Roman soldier died soon after he was bitten by a diseased mouse." Peggy: "Really, Mike? I didn't know that the Romans had computers back then!"

Xray - - Bless her blonde heart. ;)

It's all GREEK to me!

Grike

It says, Wildon turned to stone while peeping into Mike's bathroom window.

Gee Wiz

"It says, "David was here."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

It says here: "These figures are the petrified remains of the inhabitants of Sodom and Gomorrah". Well, that explains why they are naked!

Xray

"It says that 18th Century art work may seem smaller than it appears."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Mike loved looking at naked Men until he realized he was Short Changed

Don't Touch

"Honey, what does, "not to scale" mean?"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Honey, the ONLY thing you two have in common is your first name."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Look honey, I think he's leaking."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

It says 'don't bend over any further, the statue may awaken'.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Says his last words we're 'honey, if you find my laundry ticket can you pick up my clothes?'"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Fluocrates...never went to war because caught a cold and died in the draft."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Can we buy this one for our bathroom, George?..... George?..... Where are you going, George?..... GET BACK HERE, GEORGE!

Xray

Good gosh, Bertha.... Look how large his... er.... um..... FEET are!

Xray - - Congrats to CK!

It says: "Pull my finger to hear me speak."

Pia Doublestream - Yellow River

It says "Do not Move Fig Leaf". I wonder what will happen.

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

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