The only thing that sucked more than the baby was her beard. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Mildred was so debonair her meals were Zagat rated! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	New Invention, Patent Pending...the Baby Drool Filter. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Houston...we have a pablum! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Everybody wants to get into the act. For Jimmy D. - wildon
	How old is he? Well, he was just born on the sixth of this month. Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Acme Baby Foods! We use only beef and pork with NO growth hormones! And then, there's the other brands! Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.
	If you knew Susie, like I know Suzie. Oh!Oh!Oh! What a....? David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	"Honey...did you change the baby?" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Karl Rove....He's...He's Gasp! He's Back. wildon
	"They grow up so fast! It seems like only yesterday that his skin was as smooth as a baby's." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"My Mom must be a psychic. How else could she find out every time I feed the baby chocolate?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Okay, who told Mom I fed chocolate to the baby?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Whatever gave you the idea it's a boy?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Okay, who shaved the baby's mustache?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Of course it's a girl! Can't you see her pink booties?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"George, I told you to stop putting Avacor in the baby lotion bottle!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Sweetie, I told you not to bite the doggie's tail." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Time for my 4 o'clock feeding and my pipe. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Anyone seen my eyebrows?" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Not real...just a goatease! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Bobbie was such a cute little shaver. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Premature adolescence really sucks." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"If you think this is something you should see my mommys mustache." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Second cousin of Vincent Van Goh. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Baa Baa Black Sheep. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Oh Natalie, your little girl is sooooo precious!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"If you think my face is hairy you should change my diapers." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Me, drink baby formula? Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (P.R. is smoking!)
	Now that's what you call a s... eating grin. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Peggy somehow you look different...Oh! yes, I see that you've shaved off your mustache. wildon

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