Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

Some childhood memories stick in your head more than others.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Rare baby photo of Third Eye Blind's lead singer

jwd - Portland, OR

Howie hated being the poster child for Target Department Stores.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Billy grew up to be an Olympic gold medal javelin catcher.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

You Are Here

jwd - Portland, OR

"sucker!"

Helen - Yorkshire

"AAWWW....shoot!"

Helen - Yorkshire

Indian movement to take back their lands starts small.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

"Ow, quit it."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Charlie takes a bow, after making a curtsy call.

wildon

The Incomparble Hildegarde.

wildon

Just Wait till I get my bow Mr! Because I am going to shoot the other end of these things on here at you,So don't bend over or you will end up with a unscheduled proctoe!

DL - WI

I would like to kick that persons hind end, for doing that to that kid!

DL - WI

7 to 11 is where I learned how to shoot!

DL - WI

Wildon, You know better then to be crawling behind boxes with bulls eye's on them! Naughty boy!

DL - WI

Evidence of another botched-up laser eye surgery.

RK - NY

A young Steve Martin unveils a new gag.

jwd - Portland, OR

Poor DL, has to go Wi. Clean up on aisle 7-11.

wildon

"Biginners luck."

Duckboy - i rule land

Hi Helen

wil

Hey man!If you put your glasses back on, you will notice what you hit......Dumb A$$!

DL - WI

Dad..I am not the bulls eye!

DL - WI

Billy is introduced to the concept of sibling rivalry.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Whenever Billy's big brother played with him, he always gave him a head start.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

"Heads, I win!"

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Billy wanted to stick around, so his big brother helped him out.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Billy didn't mind the dart on his head, but the one he swallowed was bitter.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Thank goodness Joan Crawford missed her target three out of four times.

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA

[Even as a child] "I tried to tell them he had WMD's but would they listen? NOOOOO!"

Pia Doublestream - Yellow River

Sitting Pretty

wildon

Some childhood memories stick in your head more than others.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Wildon never got the point of his archery lessons.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

William Tell's practice on his son in the early years was not so successful as the little tike's head looked just like an apple.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Arrowhead.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Cupid's kid learns the hard way that love can hurt.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Wildon started being a target well before adulthood.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

"Collateral damage, you say, Billy? I'll show you collateral damage! Go check out your shoes!"

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.

"Tommy, you're supposed to dart outta' the way, that's why it's called a dart gun."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"I'm telling mommy on you and you're gonna' have to change my diaper, daddy."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

It's a well know fact that little brothers always make for the best target practice.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Bullseye!"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"I don't wanna' play Cowboy and Injun' any more."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (JWD wins by a nose)

The Asphalt Jungle

Trixie Valderama

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