Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

	Maria was so proud of her husband for finally finding a way to drink milk without it coming out through his nose! Davd Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	The only 'hangover' Billy Bob got from drinking so much milk was his stomach! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	No, he's not my husband. He's just some thirsty guy who broke into my house and drank all the beverages in my frige! Xray
	I reward him with a quart of milk whenever he rides in the bed of the pickup. Xray
	Bob and Suzie attempt Table Tipping after consuming a fifth of Vodka. Xray
	Bob has no concept of the term LOW FAT! Xray
	"He's no Iron Chef, that's for sure." Olive
	He loves milk CHOCOLATE too. C
	I have a GUT feeling he ate all our food too C
	Wildon has a drinking problem Charlie
	"Now that you drank all of my breast milk, what's the baby going to drink.... your BEER? Xray
	In one end, and out the other. Poor Suzie has to wipe up the slob's mess everywhere he goes. Xray
	Ironically, this was the last straw for Bonnie! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Body by Pisher David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"You should see him cry when he spills it." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. (Shazaam is on fire with the win)
	"Last bit is spit!" Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN
	After record sales came crashing down, William Hung decided to try out for "The Biggest Loser"! Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN
	Barbara is sorry she invited the milkman to stop by for a drink.(Congrats,ShAzAam!) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	This is what happens when you eat 8 packs of Pop Rocks and chase them down with a quart of Mountain Dew! Xray
	Welcome to the B*tchin' Kitchen, with Frank and Pia! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Tiny Toni - In most cases, emphasizing words is not necessary, but there are times when it does change the semantics of the sentence. I may use caps to emphasize words more than most other people, but that's just ME! It doesn't seem to make a difference as to whether I win the caption contest or not, but the important thing is that the readers understand the message that I am trying to get across in my captions. If you have any more comments or questions about this we should use the forum message board. Thanks Xray
	"Yesterday I saw him suck the yolk out of an egg without breaking the shell!" ShAzAaM
	"Where's a ninja when you need one?" ShAzAaM
	"When I make sushi tonight, I'm putting sharp bone fragments in his!" ShAzAaM - Thank you!
	Xray Thank you. Yes I know capitals are for emphasis. But is that help needed? I wonder can not people understand what should be emphasized on their own? I think so if the caption is written clearly. No? I see most people do not need capitals to make their meaning understood. So is it not better that way? I wonder. Thank you very much. I am learning. Tiny Toni Answer - Thank you
	I use his belly as a Pilates workout ball or he'd be gone! Kiki
	"No Bob, I'm not getting you eight maids a-milking for Christmas!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	The problem with evaporated milk! David Winger - Woodland Hill, CA
	Tiny Toni -- Sometimes, during normal speach, the meaning of a sentence can change when certain words are emphasized. In order to emphasize a word in written text, one way to do it is to make the entire word all capitals such as in my caption, "If you think THIS is bad....". In that particular case, I wanted the word THIS to be emphasized because that's how I would have said it if I were actually speaking the words. Hope this answered your question. Keep the captions coming! Xray
	Wong has some milk to go along with the bun in the oven. Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA
	Help? Why do some people capitalize words when they do not need to? Do not people know what words should be emphasized (sp?) if the caption is written clear? Yes? Maybe using capitals is why they do not win? Or? Tiny Toni, Help? Thank you. - Sorry I am still learning
	We just finished installing this counter top when Bob's thirst overpowered his reasoning and he began drinking the glue! Xray
	A woman cannot eat until the man is full. Tiny Toni
	If you think THIS looks bad, you should see him in the BATH TUB! Xray
	It reminds him of his mother. Xray
	Ever since Bob started smoking Pot, he's been getting a very large POT! Xray
	"I'm not kidding. He actually swallowed a bowling ball." Spinoza
	"This wasn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted a pot-bellied pig." Spinoza
	"He thinks there's a prize at the bottom." Spinoza - Kudos to ShAzAaM
	"You've heard of self- cleaning ovens? Here is the first self-cleaning kitchen. Watch this!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	"To top it off, my name is Elsie and I work for Borden." Boom - ShAzAaM is well-grounded! Congrats!
	"This is nothing. He eats his cereal first then jumps around to mix them." Don
	"At least he stopped eating soup with his fingers." Don
	"I hate it when he doesn't use a funnel." Don
	"Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?" Don
	"Trust me, drinking skim milk won't help you lose weight." Don (Nice win, ShAzAaM.)
	"Jesus sayeth to them, 'Drinketh up and do it in remembrance of me.' And I sayeth to thee, please maketh this thy last supper and do not letteth the door hitteth ye in the hind quarter on the wayeth out." (From the Book of Martha Stewart, final paragraph, "Getting Rid of Clutter".) Poe Knee
	"When I remodel the kitchen, guess what I'm throwing away first." Olive
	Nobody is cured at Lactose Anonymous...they just become intolerant! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Butter Milk Thighs. Wildon
	He's turned my dream kitchen into a nightmare. M.B. - ShAzAaM is flying high!
	This relationship has soured. Kiki
	Good to the last drop kick. Amy - ShAzAaM lands a big win!
	"You would drink too if you were married to me." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	"I don't have the heart to tell him the expiration date." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	Baby Huey And The Empty Bottle. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	What television sitcoms would look like if the man got pregnant. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	"And to think that was the sour bottle." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	The 20th season of Everybody Loves Raymond. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	Some guys have a Beer Belly, but Bob has a Milk Belly! Xray
	Scene from the Broadway play, "Beauty And The Beast". Xray
	Chang has more chins than a Chinese phonebook! Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN
	Sorry! Unlike lactose there is no remedy for 'husband intolerance'. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Bob should have known this about his wife: his drinking habit wouldn't get pasture eyes! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Bob was a gluton for punishment! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Geez! I married chug-a-lug-nut!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	'Every body needs milk' commercial gone terribly bad! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Al, do me a favor...quit your AA meetings!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	What next for Bob...pickles and ice cream? David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Gut milk? David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Touchdown for ShAzAaM. Congrats!)
	These diet milkshakes are great, get me another one. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	"I can't remember what I did with that URINE specimen." Xray - - Congrats to Shazzam!
	GOT NO MILK? GRIKE
	FIRST! GRIKE