On the road to Ben and Jerry's. wildon
	Newest country road financed by local car wash owners association. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The first incident of road rage caught on tape didn't involve a fellow driver - rage was directed at the road. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Another wife cheating politician involved in a coverup. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Greenpeace finally figures it out - if ya can't get to the trees ya ain't gonna cut 'em down. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon gets stuck trying to locate old sixties commune he left years ago. Can you dig it? Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The only effective speedbump for moonshine runners in Texas. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Mapquest gets it wrong once again. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Roads get clogged pretty quickly in the D.C. area with all the mudslinging going on. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's first driving test got him into deep poop. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"Gotta call Ranger Bob. Oh wait! I AM Ranger Bob!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Yeah Henry...just keep on telling me what a treat it'll be to beat our feet in the Mississippi mud." David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Honey D I think that I might have flooded the engine. wildon
	Just how many bags did you pack for this trip? Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Traveling in Mexico on Independence Day, the Petersons run into a Sinkhole D'Mile. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"And what does mud spell backwards? Hmmmm?" Venita - Castaic, CA
	"Is he still behind us?" Venita - Castaic, CA
	"Okay, James Bond...let's see you get us out of this one." Venita - Castaic, CA
	"Well, we finally proved it! This is exactly where a bear goes in the woods." Venita - Castaic, CA
	"I thought you said it was paved with good intentions." Venita - Castaic, CA
	"You know? Maybe it's called the road less traveled for a reason." Venita - Castaic, CA
	"Bill, I told you over and over again: we need to come to forest during hunting season...not planting season!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Horace don't be such a jerk off. Stop signaling the guy behind us to pass!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Hello AAA. My whereabouts? Not sure. But I don't think it's the diamond lane!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	"Honey, doesn't this remind you of Bush's approval rating?" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Henry, I told you we'd have trouble south of the border: they pave their roads with a mixture of avocados and black beans!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Hensley, you take the worst times to play water polo. wildon
	Runover that coyote killer. wildon
	"Maybe it wasn't such a good idea carpooling to the Weight Watchers Meeting." msquanna
	"Geez! I thought WE had troubles. Imagine how it must feel for those six cars below us!" msquanna - David's reaching new heights! Congrats
	"Why don't you call Ford, George. I hear they have a better idea." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Wrecker? Heck, you've already done that, Mary!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Look at the bright side, George. We've always wanted a car that was earth tone." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	An old stick-in-the-mud. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Daddy, does that sign mean we can go skinny dipping?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"I TOLD you not to get the car lowered, George!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Honey, is this what they mean by dip sh*t?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Wow! The gophers around here are bigger than I thought." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"That reminds me, Dear, did you put the guacamole back in the fridge?"(David wings it again!) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Honey, get out and pop the hood and see what's wrong." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Honey, did you check the pressure in the tires before we left?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I don't think we're having a very good day let alone a Good Year." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"So this is what it's like to sit in a sports car." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I'm not worried, this car is still under warranty." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Well, at least I'm not car sick anymore." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"We're not stuck. I can't see the headlights on the road so that means the battery's dead." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"It's not my fault dear. They should have made that exclamation point a little bigger so I could see it." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Honey, that guy behind us is not going to help us, especially after you cut him off back there and gave him the bird." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Compact cars are getting smaller and smaller. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"At least we won't have to pay $3.50 a gallon at the pumps for awhile." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Doah!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Honey, why don't you get out of the car and see what the other side of that sign says." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"That's funny, I've never had all four tires go flat at the same time before." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I have this sinking feeling that something is terribly wrong." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Not to worry, I'll just ask the guy behind us to push us out." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"On a positive note, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Does this mean we're not going to get to the car wash before it closes." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Maybe it would help if you turned on the windshield wipers." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Honey, how are your survival skills?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Look on the bright side dear. At least the signs doesn't say, No Parking." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I've had it with this mud up to my ears." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Are we there yet?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I guess following the GPS is not always a good thing." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"You just had to take a short cut didn't you Harold." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Honey, did you remember to bring the severe potato chips? David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	"Hello, On Star?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	How Bigfoot really catches his prey. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Honey, you're always getting us into deep something." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Up the road without four wheel drive. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Honey, I think the sign is referring to you, not the road." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (David boots the competition)
	"Haaa! Let's see you smug your way out of this one, mister hybrid!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.

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