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"This Indian peace pipe doesn't seem to be working, but it sure is noisy."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Why isn't anyone putting money in my spittoon?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Ya see son, I told you those Piano lessons would some day pay off."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"That bag piper has some really nice cheeks."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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When David was born, he was so ugly his mother really did shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Hey McDougall, pipe down."
Don (Nice win, Pia.) | |
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Oh yeah! I am feeling a buzzed up now!
Dee - Spencer,WI | |
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"If I blow hard enough maybe this thing will explode and I won't have to play it anymore."
Boom - Pia wins hook, line & sinker! Congrats! | |
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Geez I really need to let it go
Renee - Beitzel | |
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"Turn off the air hose, he's over-inflated!"
ShAzAaM | |
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Granny must have pinched his cheeks for hours when he was a kid!
ShAzAaM - Congrats, Pia! | |
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"Your hat and skirt match perfectly, but the Botox in your cheeks ruins the outfit."
Olive - Congratulations, Pia! | |
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"Ay'll kip trryin', but Ay canna sim ta tune thees blasted pypes!"
ShAzAaM | |
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Holding in a sneeze can be painful!
GRIKE - YAY for Pia! Congrats! | |
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"A--L--V--I--N!!
Derek McCosh - Niota, TN | |
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"Boy, This really Blows!"
Derek McCosh - Niota, TN | |
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Tonite on FOX: When BagPipes Fight Back!
Chopper - Melrose, MA | |
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I admit I played Amazing Grace, but I did not exhale!
Clem - Arkinsaw | |
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5am payback for the neighbor who was partying until 3am.
Spinoza - Kudos to Pia | |
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The Scottish Puff Daddy.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Honey, I had to borrow your fancy enema syringe. I couldn't find mine. Why does that thing make so much noise?
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River | |
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"My new hearing aid works great! DANG IT!"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL | |
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"This might be easier to blow if I removed these billard balls first."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. (Pia is fat with the win) | |
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As if it's not odd-looking enough just to wear a kilt
Norm | |
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Playing bagpipes can blow your berries right up and off of your twig
Norm | |
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Call Suicide Prevention before he blows his brains out
Norm | |
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He's trying to clear his rusty pipes.
Pat - Penna | |
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Poor Chopper's Main Squueze.
wildon | |
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There's a hole in this thing. I wonder if I could patch it with SCOTCH TAPE? Wildon it's not nice to stteal from Jimmy Reardon | |
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Code Blew!! Code Blew!!
Pat - Penna | |
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Member of that famous Scottish band: Tom Petty and the Jawbreakers.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Pia had a fat chance of winning, Congrats!) | |
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I really don't know how to play this annoying instrument. Nobody can tell the difference, anyway!
James Reardon - Los Angeles | |
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Now there's a guy that can really hold his wind!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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There's a hole in this thing. I wonder if I could patch it with tape?
James Reardon - Los Angeles | |
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Brian dislodges a large accumulation of Haggis, with the Black and Decker heavy duty toothpick.
James Reardon - Los Angeles | |
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Brian hones his musical skill by blowing up balloon animals at the local children's hospital.
James Reardon - Los Angeles | |
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'Amazing Face'
Pat - Penna | |
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"Nessie Gillespie"
James Reardon - Los Angeles | |
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'Chubby Cheekers'
Pat - Penna | |
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Chipmunk O'Rielly plays the Bonnie Blues
Chopper - Melrose, MA | |
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Blowfish
wildon | |
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"Wouldn't it be better to swallow your food before playing?"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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Did somebody plug up the other end?
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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He's nothing but a blowhard!
Pat - Penna GG Pia! | |
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"Hey Bob! You're supposed to EXHALE not INHALE!"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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How can you have any meat if you won't eat your pudd'n!?!?!
Racer X - Jamaica Plain, MA | |
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Hey Timmy, did you see Hookah Smok'n Cueball's the new album cover?
Racer X - Jamaica Plain, MA |