Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

My condom just flew off!

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

If you love something, set it free ...

Boom - The Prince of Monaco adds another win to his bunch! Congrats!

Popeye goes all our for Olive.

wildon

Get Well Soon

Pony Girl

After 4 DUIS one would think Mike would know how to blow up a balloon.

Wildon

"Redneck firefighters!

Corky - Rock Island, WY

An anonymous hero saves a suicidal balloon that jumped off a 10th story balcony.

Don

Pausing to take a deep breath, young Bob loses the grip on his first blow-up doll.

Don

"What do you mean you didn't say Simon Says."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.

A startled asthma victim releases his new helium inhaler after realizing it gave him a chipmunk voice.

Don

The initial Goodyear blimp experiment is a success.

Don

Young David Blaine amazes friends with his emerging levitation ability.

Don (Nice win, Frank.)

oh my gosh the Hulk was only full of hot air

nesey

Up, Up, and Away in Helen's little balloon.

wildon

Oh My Gosh Peggy's girdle has finally snapped.

wildon

I wish you wouldn't use those anymore. There's nothing shameful about having small breasts, Mom.

Xray

"Remembereth the ten plagues of Egypt: frogs, flies, boils, hail, locust and the rest. Then consider thyself lucky if thou only gets hitteth with a few water balloons." (The Weather Channel Book of Forecasts, days 1-5.)

Poe Knee

"That's the biggest jelly bean I've ever seen!!!!"

Grike

Nolensville's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will be a wee bit late this year.

wildon

The Blob gives birth!

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

Dolphins training camp. Getting back to basics.

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL (Thanks, everyone)

"Don't drop that, it's my colostomy bag!"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.

"What do you mean this is a food fight."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.

"I gotta get to the hospital, I think my water just broke."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.

"Hey that's cheating, you can't toss your cookies."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.

When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. (Frank gives us all the slip for the win)

That's MY balloon, and you took it! Give me back my balloon or I'll tell my Mommy on you!

Xray

"Gumby, come back!"

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

Trojan wars. (lubricated of course)

Billy Club - Yonkers, NY

Get Well Big Guy, hope it isn't catching.

Jersey J

On his way to the Sperm Bank, Bob stumbled and lost his entire deposit.

Xray - - * SPLAT! *

Another soldier finds out he's returning to Iraq for a third tour.

M.B.

Mexican pepper spray!

ShAzAaM

The attack of the mutant green M&M's!

ShAzAaM

Miss Piggy knocks Kermit's block off!

ShAzAaM

The Jolly Green Giant sheds a tear.

Olive

I think it is a leprechaun egg.

Tiny Toni

Water is so scarce in Los Angeles that people treat it with great respect.

Xray

Did I hear someone say that it's filled with Uranium Hexafluoride?!

Xray

Oh, the humanity!

Amy - Frank is top banana!

Football is played quite differently in prison.

Xray

Britney Spears lost something while dancing!

Xray

"Run guys! It's filled with illegal Blow!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"My lava lamp exploded!"

Spinoza - Kudos to Frank

"I come to you from the planet Mars...take me to your wonder bras!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Some players can't tell the difference between a Football and a water balloon thrown from the stands!

Xray

Bob's stash of drugs was discovered by the Police when he became gassy from eating too many Bean Burritos.

Xray

When Bob sneezed, a strange looking object flew out of his nose.

Xray

In order to fool its enemies, North Korea developed a nuclear warhead that looks just like a water balloon.

Xray - - Frank slips in a win! Congrats!

AHA! Amy the truth comes out at last.

wildon

What do you mean it's filled with urine?

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

My condom just flew off!

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

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