Go ahead Dennis I DOUBLE DD DARE YOU. wildon
	Charlie you know better than to try and snap Gwenda's bra strap. wildon
	Msquanna if you can't keep your legs crossed, you had better keep your fingers crossed. wildon
	Widlon's middle finger never gets hurt - it's much tougher from so much use. Charlie S.
	When it comes to treating paper cuts, there is no rule of thumb. Charlie S.
	Wildon's excessive nose picking is infectious. Charlie S.
	If you're between the ages of 45 and 75, larry will kiss your ow'ie. wildon
	You will be herring from my fish monger Larry the Eel. wildon
	There was this one time in Band-Aid Camp when Winger... wildon
	Don't worry me Charlie, have a lot of pull with the Nolensville National Ballet Company. wildon - On Your Toes Peggy
	"Did you hear..Freddy got fingered cut?!" David Winger - Woodland Ills, CA
	"You can call me Band Aid or you can call me Hand Made, or you can call me Land Raid...but don't call me Johnson and Johnson!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	"Our band is having a fundraising...want to know the gauze?" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Band-Aids: a great invention...any way you cut it." David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Come live with me and be my love George
	"Here...take two of these. I gave you a false phone number, though, just in case you try and call me in the morning." msquanna
	"Unless you have an acquired taste for Band-Aids, this should control your nailbiting. msquanna
	"Here...try one of my wife's bras." msquanna
	"No, Wildon...I don't have 'Ouchless.'" msquanna
	"Did you really expect the Emergency Room to treat that paper cut, Wildon?" msquanna - C.K. is diggin' it! Congrats
	"I don't think a band-aid will adhere to that particular spot, George. Have you tried Kaopectate?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"The answer is yes and no, George. Yes, that's the way to the men's room and no, a band-aid won't help with that paticular problem. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"No, George, I'm not going to tell you which finger means something naughty." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Couldn't you just wash the booger off?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Stitches are for large cuts, George, not to hold a band-aid on." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"George, we no longer recommend a cat scan and surgery for hangnails." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"If you had worn one on your mouth, you wouldn't need one on your finger." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Are you SURE that's the finger you used?" (Coyote is the champ!) P.R.. - Smalltown, USA
	I'm stuck on band-aids wildon
	"Joe, you're supposed to wear one of these AFTER you get a cut." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I love you dad but I'm not going to kiss your boo-boo before I put it on." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"On the other hand, if you put one of these over moms mouth, we might be able to control her diarrhea problem." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"You're just going to have to trust me when I tell you that these won't help your hemorrhoids." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"You're just gonna' have to make due with these. The store didn't have The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles brand." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Dad, I hardly think that putting a one of these on your finger qualifies me to go to medical school." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Ralph, I hardly think a band-aid is gonna' fix your broken finger." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Look dad, band-aids are like the government. They don't really fix anything they just cover it up." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"The doctor said if you really want to stop the nose bleeds you need to wear one of these on every finger." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Just remember, if you wear one of these you can't pick your nose." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

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