I'm gonna wash that blood right outa my hair. Mitzi
	That ghost just got the one finger salute also! DL - WI
	Ghost say's: What lovly looking shiners! DL - WI
	Hey Dracula! You ugly sucking scum ball..BITE ME! DL - WI
	They also said, I bend over and sit on it and spin! DL - WI
	I just got the one finger salute! DL - WI
	There are floozies there too! Oops! I was not supposed to say that! Now they can arrest me! Hey! Only the good looking ones please! DL - WI
	Some of the officers from www.officer.com go here for parties and have a blast with the ghost of AL Capone and Dillinger. DL - WI
	Chad Lewis and Terry Fisk say this is a haunted home.You can see it at Unexplained Research.The web site is run by Chad Lewis and Terry Fisk.Their site is devoted to ghosts and paranormal activity. DL - WI
	Hey! Where are my Ghost Busters?They were suppose to be here hours ago! DL - WI
	Hey everyone! They are having ghost comedy night here tonight!They promise you will die for a good laugh! DL - WI
	Crummy SOBS won't give me any candy!They just threw me a bunch of cock roaches! DL - WI
	That women outside of the dead mans house, is not a women, she's a fly catcher! DL - WI
	I can't believe that guy just said,I was F&^%$#king ugly witch, no dead man would want to lay me, not even as a rug! DL - WI
	This is definitely no field of dreams! DL - WI
	HELP!Did you see that F#$@^KING Ugly guy? DL - WI
	Holly Crap!:) DL - WI
	Sing a happy song!,La,La, La,La,.......LA! DL - WI
	That Vampire movie they played last night sucked! DL - WI
	EVERYONE TAKE COVER! Peggy's in the OUT HOUSE again! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Of all of President Bush's Vices I like Dick Cheney the best. wildon
	"Please, Mother, I'd rather do it myself!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"What do you mean, $100 a night? That's highway robbery!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"I said, NO CANDY! you little monsters!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Desperate housewife. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Horrors! The Wildon Flu crosses over to a human being! David Winger - Woodland Hillls, CA
	HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL YOU PSYCHOS AT M.U.B!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amy
	Halloween happening: d'spirit housewife. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Betsy finds out about Frank's whereabouts What are you doing in Dee's drawers. unmentionable Excuses
	Mike wants to dry off Carol. Where is Momma's Shroud?
	Betsy Wetsy? wildon
	Alice doesn't live here anymore, she now lives in Portland. wildon
	Ms. Newhart meets Darryl's brother Larry's brother Larry. wildon
	It's curtains for Peggy. wildon
	Larry not to worry, that's not really blood, it's a Hollywood trick, its RED RUM. wildon
	"Egads...! Doesn't anyone believe in INDOOR plumbing?!?!" msquanna
	FOR SALE: Older home situated on 10 acres of prime cemetary land. Feel totally secure in this crime-free neighborhood. Burglars and Robbers don't DARE come here! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Somebody please pluck my eyes out..... I just saw Wildon naked! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	LOOK, MOM!.... NO CAVITIES! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Render unto Grob. wildon
	GEORGE WASHINGTON SLEPT HERE. CARVER that is
	Charlie was a liitle bit concerned to find a mint on his pillow...especially since it was from the Denver Mint and it was meant for him. wildon
	The Red Hat Society decides not to let PR join. wildon
	For some strange reason David decideds not to stay at Lizzie's Boardin House. wildon
	Hey! Dennis come on up, Betsy got coffee Perkin on the stove. wildon
	Ponytayl prefers Blood Baths. well, wildon thought it was funny
	Look Ma No Cavities, Dee exclaimed while being maimed. wildon
	Mom always did like Dee the best. Tommy Smothers
	Mary receives yet another telephone call asking her to back one of Arnold's Propositions. wildon
	When Amy was asked if she approved of the President's performance, she replied. "It depends on what your definition of sex is." wildon
	Will someone turn off that infernal sound track!!!!! Amy - (Pony, thanks for the LOLs)
	Princess Diana shows her displeasure at the Bates Motel accomodations. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There's a bloody cockroach in the shower!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The Princess and the Pea meets the Bates Motel. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	At the Bates Motel all our guests scream bloody murder. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Where are you going Norman? You forgot to scrub my back." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Who used up all the hot water!? Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	"Norman, stop flushing the toilet, you're scalding me!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Trick or Treat Norman!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Norman, come home and wash up, your mother says dinner's almost ready." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	'Book your holiday at Bates' Motel....where everyday is a scream' Helen - Yorkshire
	...looks like someones been in the knife drawer again... Helen - Yorkshire
	The worst horror of all...trying to find where the delivery boy tossed your morning newspaper! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	with alito bit of blooming luck. '
	...Master Bates...Master Bates...Come out, come out wherever you are... Ponytayl - Scottsdale, AZ
	I...WANT...TO...TAKE...A...SHOWER! Ponytayl - Scottsdale, AZ
	You know! If it was not for these crazy pictures, I would not play this game! But what the heck..Here goes! I can't flush my toilet.... Help! DL - WI
	Wildon sticks his hind end out the window and lets a good one go and the lady walking by yells! PppppUuuuuu That stinks~! DL - WI
	Help!..... Ghosts! DL - WI
	Hey all!That's my kind of place! DL - WI
	Hitchcock's new wife sees him naked for the first time. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Buying the wrong house can be a nightmare. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"No hot water in the shower...what a bloody shame!" Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"This shower curtain does NOT make me look fat!" msquanna
	"The dead lady goosed me!" Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The real estate market is getting crazy. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	When Animal House turns into cadaver house at school. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Smells like something died. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Re-Bates can be scary. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Glen Elyn Mortuary. You kill 'em We chill 'em. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Typical reaction after hearing about the cost of housing in California. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	WILDON!.... You miserable SOT!.... You get back here this instant and take out the trash!..... NO!... NO!...STOP!.... I didn't mean Take ME out! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Glen Elyn Mortuary. You stab 'em We slab 'em. wildon
	Motel 666...they'll leave the frights on for you! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Neighbor's kid finds out that there is actually a Wildon and he lives next door. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"Hey, you measly reporter...eyes up HERE!" msquanna
	I'm warning you, Mike..... Stay away from Peggy the Wicked Witch! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Shudder the thought Peggy. wildon
	Amy comes clean. wildon
	"Wildon, pleeeeease CLOSE your blinds!" msquanna
	Hell Inn. wildon
	HELL NO!!...I'll pay ONLY for the nights I stayed here BEFORE you killed me. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Roach Motel but David didn't inhale...crunch crunch...splat. wildon
	COME BACK YOU LITTLE TUWARP AND FINISH STABBING ME!! Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?????!! Amy
	OMG!!!! WILDON is dressed up as Mike's mother again! Amy
	IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Will somebody PLEAAASE get me my robe!!!!!! Amy
	I can't believe the real-estate taxes on this house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amy

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