Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

	If you sneak in, beware of the Pay Toilet Enforcer! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	The Ty-D-Bol Man seeks revenge after years of abuse! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"I'd finish you off right here and now...but luckily for both of us, you're out of toilet paper!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Could ya hold it down? I'm tryin' to sleep up here." Don
	Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men's restrooms? The Shadow knows. Don
	"Oh. It's you again." Don (Nice win, Spinoza.)
	In a public restroom, so some restraint Frank. wildon
	Ponytayl finally crashes the Glass Ceiling. wildon
	For Pete's sake someone give Dennis a quarter for the pay toilet. wildon
	Things have finally gotten back to normal in New Orleans. wildon
	Doo doo doo-----doo doo doo----doo doo doo--dah dah------bom bom-- bom bom--bom bom-- bom bom.... Helen
	"You mean this is the Mens room, oh crap!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	"Young man, wipe that scared look off your face right now." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	"How's it hanging?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	"Don't move young man, I think there is a leaky gas bomb directly underneath you." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	"Dad, I think you're taking this Karate thing a little too seriously." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	"Don't look so flushed young man." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	"Good evening James, your mission, if you want to accept it...." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	The executive mens room comes complete with door man. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca.
	"Opps, this must be the wrong location of the splash down." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. (Spinoza pays for the win)
	Fight, flight or flush! Amy - Spinoza cashes in!
	"When I was naked, ye clothed me; when I was sick, ye visited me; and when I was in a bathroom stall, ye became a perverted voyeur. And, oh yes, when I was the original, ye stole from me...because ye has no brain of thine own. But at least ye agrees that fundamentalists are crazed nutballs." (From the Book of Plagiarism, Chapter 1, "When You Can't Be Creative, Steal From Someone Who Is And Then Convince Yourself That No One Is Laughing At Your Stupidity".) Poe Knee
	Ding, ding, ding. The creepiest yet. OMG
	"I'm here to save you! Someone called 9-1-1 after hearing heavy, rythmic panting and groaning in here." Xray
	"I see that I didn't arrive soon enough to warn you about the Super Glue that the Seniors put on your toilet seat!" Xray
	"Just curious.... Why are you hiding a picture of Britany Spears under your shirt?" Xray
	"Hiya... I'm from the Psychology Department. We are conducting an experiment to see how people react to being seen on National Television while sitting on the toilet." Xray
	"Don't mind me.... I'm just replacing a faulty security camera." Xray
	Helen are you certain that you aren't having an affair with the Tidee Bowl Man? wildon
	Amy makes certain Larry puts down the lid. wildon
	By Golly, three streams. wildon
	Er! Uh! Excuse me, but would you please read off Peggy's phone number. wildon
	Did I hear you tapping your foot Mike? Not that there's anything Wrong with that
	Ah! Mary you got me climbin' the wall, Won't you give me just one little kiss. wildon
	Grikes! Dee, You have a wide stance wildon
	Do You Come Here Often Mike? Wildon
	Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz Oh! What a Relief it is. wildon
	im not a cat burgler im a dog burgler!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha pete - LV,NV
	Not to worry, this is the NORM for Wisconsin. wildon
	thats funny you dont look like richerd simmins! pete - LV,NV
	im a narc so you better take that pot out of your mouth Pete - LV,NV
	Mike you're peeling the paint off the ceiling Whew
	I'll teach you not to squeeze the Charmin. wildon
	"SMILE! You're on CANDID CAMERA!" Xray
	"So we meet again, Mr. Bond." Spinoza - It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it only matters if I win. Dank u wel.
	An alternative to installing bulky METAL DETECTORS at every door! GRIKE
	"Because when I did this in the WOMEN'S BATHROOM, I got ARRESTED!" GRIKE
	"Sorry, but we NEVER knock first!" GRIKE
	"Oh, me? I'm Spider Man.... Yeah, yeah, I know.... My regular suit is in the laundry, and this one is all I could find for now." Xray
	Now you know why a Ninja wears a cloth over his nose! Xray
	Redneck smoke detector. Corky - Rock Island, WY
	Rick Moranis in the new movie "Honey, I Shrunk My Nads". Billy Club - Yonkers, NY
	1. Not Booms 2. Not ME! M.B.
	Name two things that are silent but deadly. Boom - Spinoza is truly gifted! Congrats!
	Thanks but I already have one. Now I need a window to throw it out of Norm
	This place is really going to pot Norm
	You must have the wrong place, officer. I'm not a pot dealer norm
	A real pot head Norm
	You followed the wrong rainbow. I'm not a leprechaun and this isn't a pot of gold Norm
	You must be the most desperate cat burglar in the world norm
	I never got mugged in a bathroom before Norm
	No surprise here. Ninjas are known to be head hunters. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"I swear to God, that better be rain." Lorraine
	Learn to squat and stay off the pot! kiki - Spinoza is priceless!
	You never know when you're being watched by the Men in Black! ShAzAaM - Congrats, Spinoza!
	On the Lookout for Teenage Mutant Ninja TURD-LES wildon - Sorry 'Bout That
	"Oh sure! Whenever there's a problem, blame it on the black guy!" ShAzAaM
	"Relax! I'm a ninja plumber!" ShAzAaM
	"Oops! Could you toss my shoe back up here?" ShAzAaM
	"Surprise! I'm the Grim Reaper and it's your time to 'go'!" ShAzAaM
	"Sorry, I'm just following orders! That idiot Bush swore there were weapons of mass destruction in here!" ShAzAaM
	"Too bad! The Patriot Act says you don't have a right to privacy anymore!" ShAzAaM
	Basic black is fashionable attire for nearly any occasion. Olive - Congratulations, Spinoza!
	Even a personal trainer can get too personal. Olive
	Stool Pigeon Wildon
	"Please leave. It is disrespectful to invade the privacy of another." Tiny Toni - Way to go, Spinoza!
	Grassopper meets Gas Pooper. wildon
	This Hotel is so exclusive that they even have someone open doors for you! Xray
	I heard of bat guana but Ninja guana? Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Can you hear me NOW? GRIKE
	Just checking for GAS LEAKS! GRIKE - Sorry, I put the caption in the wrong spot the first time!!!
	"If you think THAT'S big, take a look at THIS!" Xray
	News headline: "MYSTERIOUS NINJA DIES FROM INHALING NOXIOUS FUMES IN COLLEGE MEN'S ROOM." Xray
	"TIME'S UP! Get out of here NOW!" Xray
	"Doggonit!.... My Ninja Master told me I was invisible! Do you suppose he LIED to me???" Xray
	"Dang it! You weren't supposed to notice me! Guess I'll have to work on my NINJA STEALTH moves!" Xray
	Ignore me! I'm just PRACTICING for my new MOVIE STUNTS! GRIKE
	Excuse me, but do you have any STEROIDS? It's tough to get them anymore thanks to MITCHELL! GRIKE
	"Sorry sir, but I'm here on a mission to flush out those Mutant Turdles!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	dont be surprized, Im the boys room monitor so I have a rite to be here! Pete - LV, NV
	what is that I saw you put in your mouth kid? Pete - LV, NV
	read the sign that says all employees must wash their hands before returning to work! Pete - LV, NV
	How do you like your new OFFICE CUBICLE? GRIKE
	I'm checking for SHOPLIFTERS! GRIKE
	Can you SPARE a SQUARE? GRIKE
	Need a MATCH? GRIKE
	Don't forget to wash your hands before you go back to work norm
	Don't mind ME! The SECURITY CAMERA isn't working so we have to do things MANUALLY! GRIKE - YAY for Spinoza!!!
	This is a pay toilet. If you want toilet paper you'll have to pay for it norm
	I'm here to see why we're going through so much toilet paper every day norm
	It won't do any good to hide. You're still getting your evaluation today norm
	There's a drought so don't waste water or I'll have to use my nunchucks norm
	Sorry but the men's room was full norm
	Peek a boo, I see poo Norm
	"Is it true? Did I just hear you calling your MOMMY?" Xray - - Congrats to Spinoza!
	"BEHOLD SINNER! THOU SHALT NOT PLACETH THINE HAND UPON THINE BODY IN SUCH FASHION LEST YEE GO BLIND AND SPEND ETERNITY IN DARKNESS!" Xray
	"So, you need toilet paper, huh? Give me five bucks and I'll grab some for ya!" Xray
	"I am an agent from the State of California. I distinctly heard you FLUSH TWICE, and therefore you must pay me a water-use tax!" Xray
	"You really need to switch to decaf, Senator Craig!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	"So! Your the loser who keeps writing all those things about Peggy on the bathroom walls!" Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN
	"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey POOPon?" Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN
	"Dude! Looks like you need more fiber!" Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN