Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

"Stop your incessant whining. You still have one ear left."

Spinoza

Is it going to be a waxing moon?

Huh! Po Knee Gal

Mike shows off his tools, much to Peggy's Amazement.

wildon

Amy is only to happy to let Charlie borrow her camel haired....

wildon

"Are you SURE this is the only way to get the gum out??"

Wild Thang - Wilkes Barre, PA

Cutting edge technology. (Go, Boom!)

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

"I call this beauty the Lock-Tress monster."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Never go to a beauty salon called 'Custer's Last Strand'.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Mr. Bobbit gets his revenge.

Xray

Now Cut that out.

wildon

Did you say your name is Hannibal Lecter?!!!!

Xray

Shear madness.

Amy - Booms is the Barry Bonds of MUB!

Personally, I think Amy looked better with the mustache.

Wildon

"Relax, I know how to use shears. I used to be a gardener before I went blind."

Boom - Thanks, all!

"All done. Now let's sit you under the leaf blower for 20 minutes."

Don

"Madame Tussaud will be here in a minute to wax your legs."

Don

"I warned you not to get snippy with me."

Don (Nice win, Boom.)

"Stop your incessant whining. You still have one ear left."

Spinoza

Bridgette expresses shear terror.

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

Is this going to hurt? I mean like, Yah.... I know it's hair an' stuff.... Well, DUH. But will it make me like cry or like that.... you know? People might not recinize me as Miss Tennessee no more. Like Godz.... Oh barf me out the door. Shyaaah!

Xray - - Congrats to BOOM!

I was only kidding.... I'm really NOT pregnant, Dad!

Xray

No, I'm not really a Hairdresser..... But I did stay at a Holliday Inn Express last night!

Xray

Seeing a man with a big tool for the first time can be very surprising.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Opps, I'm sorry, these are the fingernail clippers."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"I could use the electric ones instead if you prefer."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Now I know why they call this place Supercuts."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

You know it's going to be a bad hair day when.....

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Oh, come on now and just cut it out."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Did you know that these are the same sheers I used on Brittany Spears?"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Don't worry ma'am, these are very sharp. They worked great yesterday when I cut the poison ivy."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Sorry Senorita, me English is no bueno."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"My, you have such a big tool!"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Boom is flushed with the win!)

Bob decided to give up landscaping for the beauty salon!

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

"My! What big sheers you have!"

Supermom7 - Fort Wayne, IN

STOP! Those are HEDGE trimmers!

Grike

"Did you say you wet their hair before you cut it?"

Lorainne

"Are you absolutely certain this is in vogue?"

Olive

"Well you said your hair was very bushy!"

ShAzAaM

"This place is a real clip joint!"

ShAzAaM

"Well you said you just wanted a 'trim'!"

ShAzAaM

Sonny and sheer

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Boom brings home the win, Congrats!)

"Miss, try not to blink while I do your lashes."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Stunt hairstylist: Weavel Knevil.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Sheers...Where everyone knows your mane!

David Winger - Woodland Hills. CA

You say your name is Jason? Jason WHAT?!

Pia Doublestream - Yellow River

"A bush sculpture, Mr Scissorhands? No thanks!"

David Winger - Woodlland Hills, CA

NO! That's much too LONG!

Xray

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