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The rarely seen cousin of the Venus Fly trap....The Bulla Butt trap.
lew | |
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Britney and K Fed in 30 years, had they stayed together.
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL. | |
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"Edna! Are you losing weight?"
Sharkbait - Sydney, AK | |
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Bob's lucky boxers weren't so lucky today!
Corky - Rock Island, WY | |
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Bob's job as the weight guesser at the amusement park came to a tragic end!
Corky - Rock Island, WY | |
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How Chester brushes his chest and back hairs!
Superdad - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Superdad - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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The reason uncle Leroy has to go to the urologist every week.
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out which one of these two is the needlepointer and which is the needlepointee.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Let me up right now, Madam! I think I have to take a few leaks!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Fidel always knew that there were two asses in assassination...but it only took one really big one to finally do him in!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Needles Ca. tries to compete with Mojave Arkansas.
wildon | |
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Bloodbath and Beyond!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Lady, I haven't gotten nailed so may times since I dated Paris Hilton!"
David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA | |
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"I'm tired of being the butt of your pokes!"
jwd - Portland, OR | |
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Redneck memory foam
jwd - Portland, OR | |
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"Mom! Do I really have to practice my Swami lessons...or can I go out and play like all of my friends?"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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David finally broke his habit of biting Becca's toenails.
wildon | |
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Could you move a little to the left?.... at the moment I feel a right pr*ck....
Helen - Yorkshire | |
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David finally takes the plunge!
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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"Lady, you got the wrong idea! All I wanted was to get my ears pierced!"
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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"Make one more crack about my weight and you're a dead man!"
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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David finds Mabel's romantic overtures a bit tacky.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Never tell a woman who weighs over 300 lbs to "go sit on a tack!"
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Full-body acupuncture.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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The Fat Lady finally nailed a man! (Congrats,David!)
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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It wasn't the first time Spencer had been Tattooed.
wildon | |
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Just another high fiber sandwich to dream about.
Amy - David, can you hear the applause? | |
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The bad spirits in your body, will leave you now!
D.L. - Spencer,WI | |
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OK!So you really want to play Russian Roulette with me, in the position your in right now?
D.L. - Spencer, WI | |
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Next... I will show you what happens, when I jump on him!
D.L. - Spencer,WI | |
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The nails are fine,but Wow! that lady just let out a nasty stinker.
D.L. - Spencer,WI | |
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Talk about a sticky place and them a a big lady sits on me!
D.L. - Spencer,WI | |
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Don't worry everyone because, this man really does not have a lot of gas to loose!
D.L. - Spencer,WI | |
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This lady really knows how to nail a person!
D.L. - Spencer,WI | |
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Where is Amy? She is out looking for the Indian Rubberman.
wildon | |
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"Ok, ok, that blue outfit doesn't make you look fat."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Hey lady, have you ever considered Weight Watchers?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Local chef shows how to tenderize your meat when it's as tough as nails.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Tenderizing your meat can be very painful.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Lady, do you have a hole in your head or something?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Excuse me ma'am, but could you park your fat ass somewhere else, I'm trying to sleep here."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"I said to place a ton of bricks on top."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Local carpenter gets nailed in his sleep.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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The official Osama Bin Laden public torture day.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (David stretches the caption for the win) | |
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Be Neat Larry, this is no time to be tacky.
wildon | |
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Charlie don't you think it would be more fun nailing Peggy, instead of Frank?
wildon | |
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Now tell me about all those coeds you've been bragging you nailed.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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Do you still think I'm getting too fat?
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH |