When Peggy's car wouldn't start, She asked Mike to give her a jump. wildon
	Baby Beluga ....
	You shouldn't have slapped Mike he didn't say pantaloon. wildon
	Would you like to ride in my balloon? Wildon
	Why is Helen smiling? wildon
	Helen died of suffocation when Wildon attempted to make love to her. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	This is what happens when you go Scuba Diving and surface too quickly. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	In Camilla's recurring nightmare, she married the Prince of WHALES. jwd - Portland, OR
	Ah...Helen if only you could cook.... wildon
	Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't Helen likes Mounds. wildon
	Wildon had made a good recovery after his RTA...they never did find the airbag though?...... Helen - Yorkshire
	Rule #1: do not swallow a life raft. Rule#2:If you do the former DO NOT sit down quickly. Helen - Yorkshire
	Wildon's been working on HIS Millenium dome for 5 years now. Helen - Yorkshire
	"Your round,Mike!" said Wildon (in the bar)...."AND YOU'RE a FAT B*!!?@% !!" shouted Mike.... Helen - Yorkshire
	The Truth...Bill Clinton did not Exhale. wildon
	Hi Ho Silver and A weigh Wee Go. wildon
	I'm taller laying down than I am standing up. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	People with poor circulation below the waist should not take Viagra. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	So THAT'S where Firemen store their hoses. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	They call me little Buddah nesey
	You would need to eat 22 bowls of Puffed Oats to... wildon
	PLEASE do not allow any sharp objects to get too close to Wildon! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Where will you be when Mike's laxative... wildon
	Meet Peggy's favorite Dance Partner for the Beer Belly Polka...say Hello Charlie. wildon
	Hmmm...what will it be for today boxers or briefs...thats right Peggy is wearing my boxers, so I guess it will have to be briefs. wildon
	Someone found a finger in a bowl of Chili, Charlie found the rest. wildon
	FREE WILLIE wildon
	Amy Don't forget Baby Beluga. wildon
	His Grace always says Grace after every meal six times a day. wildon
	Too much Grub, she cried out...somehow, I don't think Mary was talking about Grub. wildon
	After a round of golf, Mike liked to fool around. Wildon
	Pop was always good to have around for a few belly laughs. wildon
	With apologies to my dear Helen, "If you're going to have one, it may as well be a big one. " Mary - Los Angeles, CA
	"He's got the whole wide world...in his gut." Mary - Los Angeles
	Peggy invited her brother over for Thanksgiving dinner. Soon after he arrived she couldn't find the turkey! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I could really use some Pepto, Ma'am. Does it come in barrels? Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	This guy really enjoys Football players. But no one has ever explained to him that you're not supposed to EAT them! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	When this guy cuddles up to his wife in bed, she gets shoved out the window! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	This guy steers his car with his Belly Button! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The kids switched Dad's beer with a mixture of Baking Soda and Vinegar. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Look Mom ! No hands ! His Grace - UK
	I'm NOT smiling about it ! I've got WIND ! His Grace - UK
	Parental Caution is advised ..... His Grace - UK
	Hey, that guy is pregnant! cj9 - uranus
	Watch out for Fat Alfred cj9 - uranus
	When Atlas tired of holding up the world he swallowed it. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Jim's ultimate goal was to have the entire globe tatooed in his abdomen. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Hey baby, your cardiologist or mine? Shep - Morganton, NC
	Jim particularly enjoyed the stockpiling aspect of the survivalist movement. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Jim Atkins, no relation. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Bubba meets Buddah. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Jim became skilled at walking the fine line between enjoying the buffet and shutting the restaurant down. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Wildon, how many times are ya gonna tell us you dreamt you swallowed a giant marshmallow? msquanna
	FE FI FO FUM!! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Mike's doctor said he might need another six-pack--of enemas! msquanna
	The local grocer's couldn't keep up with Mike's Spumoni fetish. msquanna
	Wildon loved "guy's night out." He was all ready to roll come bowling night. msquanna
	Amish airbag jwd - Portland, OR
	Anyone on for a game of kick ball ? nesey
	Redneck space program. Just pull his finger--then RUN! U Geyser Goode - Pratt Falls
	Unfortunately nothing ever grows in the shade.. Helen - Yorkshire
	....beans never did agree with Abe... Helen - Yorkshire
	The news report said that inflation was at an all time high, so Wildon thought he'd invest BIG.....(this inflation thingy could be the making of him!) Helen - Yorkshire
	George forgot to close his mouth when he jumped into Lake Michigan. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	George just happened to be yawning when the mayor shot the cannon in front of city hall. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The plumbing at George's place has been out of order for six months. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	WARNING: Walking directly behind this man may prove hazardous to your health. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The ladies know that if a man has a huge tool he needs a gigantic shed to cover it. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	An enlarged belly goes best with an enlarged heart. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	...and to think he's sucking in that belly for the picture. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The sequel to Supersize Me shows the effects of a five-year Mickie D run. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Why Wildon has a tough time buying shoes....he can't see his feet. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wife hated her husband's guts so much she went inside to pull 'em out. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	First to be taken in the pro football expansion draft. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Portable brewery. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The world's biggest bitter pill was hard to swallow. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's fat head is only surpassed by his core. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	What do you mean I need to get my belly down? If it goes down any lower, it'll touch my knees. Robsan - Phila, PA
	Hank's family portrait would've come out better if the rest of the familly had stood IN FRONT of him. Robsan - Phila, PA
	"They pay me fifty bucks a day for taking part in some medical experiment. It's not too bad, except for being sick in the morning." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	"My lodge held an egg eating contest. I went right for ol' Humpty." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	"I told you I had six pack abs. Only mine are without the cans." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	Peggy made the mistake of telling her husband that she adores Sumo Wrestlers! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Bob misunderstood when his nutritionist told him to start on the medicine ball. edberger - ny, ny
	The cover for the latest video, "Middle age men gone wild." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	A married womans biggest nightmare. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Ten years of marriage and I can still fit into 'em." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Look dear, only 100 more pounds and I'll be half the man my father is." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Jim was proud that the postal service finally gave him his own zip code. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Mike was proud. He could still fit into his old high school suspenders. msquanna
	Santa Claus during the off season. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Fat Bastards little brother. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The ultimate beer belly implant. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"If only my brain was half the size of my belly." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"You ought to see the size of my butt." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"It's not how big it is but how you make it big." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The Guiness Book of World Record for the deepest inie. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The Guiness Book of World Record for the biggest outie. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Can someone please clean the lint out of my belly button." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Baby Beluga wildon
	The result of putting on a size 32 inch pants on a size 54 inch body. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Wildon's wife-to-be asked him if he were circumsized. He replied, I have no idea. I haven't seen myself since I was a baby! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Jonah's revenge jwd - Portland, OR
	"Do these suspenders make me look fat?" jwd - Portland, OR
	George agreed to change places with his wife for one year. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	George had an appendectomy in L.A. His doctor landed in Chicago! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Warning: Walking directly behind George may be hazardous to your health!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Daddy, have you seen my helium balloon?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	George was dying of thirst. Unfortunately, he mistook the air hose for a water hose! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Bud, you ought to be weiser!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	George was blowing up a huge beach ball for his kids when he suddenly inhaled. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Dad, I warned you not to eat those watermelon seeds!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The Belly Button remains. wildon
	Baby Beluga, Amy all day long the song raced through her mind. wildon
	When Mike sold his old truck, he wasn't about to let go of the full-sized spare tire! msquanna
	It took years of eating in front of the TV, but Wildon's "tray" is finally the right size! msquanna
	Wildon remains "undefeated" at the 'All You Can Eat' rib joint. msquanna
	What the best-dressed men wear in Amery, Wisconsin. msquanna
	Peggy wishes Mike hadn't sold his Abdominizer in a garage sale. msquanna
	This is just one of the many FOSTER Children, that you may adopt in Australia. Wildon
	Mary decided not to give Charlie her Sorority Pin. Wildon
	Mary of L.A. hopes she gets as Lucky. Wildon
	Mary found her mate at AJAXFLA.COM wildon
	This just in to Eye Witness News..... A Nolensville man sat on his shop air compressor while eating luch. When the safety valve blew, he had no idea what happened! He later admitted to us during an interview, "The experience was somewhat enjoyable". Now the doctors are consulting with each other trying to figure out how to safely release the pressure! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon is in training for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Mary - Los Angeles
	"Six-pack, keg. What's the difference? Chicks still dig it." Mary - Los Angeles, CA
	Does anyone else besides me think that this guy will suffer from embarrassing STRETCH MARKS later on in life? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Fertility drugs are not for everyone. Mary - Los Angeles
	Mark McGwire NEVER thought the steroids'd lead to this. Mary - Los Angeles, CA
	Bob is an example of just one of the many examples. wildon
	Grob Decided trying to make balloon animals when you are drunk is a bad idea. wildon
	The Zookeepers unsuccessfully explained to Wildon that the animals are for WATCHING, and not for EATING! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Gray's Anatomy. Wildon
	When Peggy said she will "bring home the bacon", no one had any idea until now what she was talking about! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mikey will eat anything. Wildon
	Doctors refused to do abdominal surgery on this man without first donning protective bomb suits. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Nice Tan Peggy. wildon
	This guy entered the Guiness Book of Records after swallowing 347 boxes of Pop-Rocks. Everyone cleared the room soon after! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Frank is the Coconut Man. wildon
	This photo was taken 5 minutes before the unfortunate explosion. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Knuckles Hates Pop Quizes. wildon
	Is that you Pop? wildon
	Is this the Last of the Food Time Charlies? Wildon
	Too Much Grub. wildon
	Make Room For Daddy. wildon
	Gusto. wildon
	Falstaff or not Helen isn't saying. wildon
	We wish to thank Peggy for updating her photo. wildon
	The next time, I bet Mike won't swallow any watermelon seeds. wildon

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