Schlitz Happens. wildon
	Beer made Bob so footloose..that he lost both of them! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Public Notice: Free unlimited beer next 100 miles! Public Warning: No restrooms next 100 miles! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Warning: Coke dealer zone. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Warning: (Beer)Head Man Walking. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	George W's exploits at Yale were so legendary, they constructed a memorial on campus. Charlie S.
	Prompted the idea for light beer. Charlie S.
	Draft dodger. Charlie S.
	Used to be a picture of a keg, but the guy got rolled. Charlie S.
	Sign by the Kennedy compound indicates the family's historical ties to booze running. Charlie S.
	Sign by frat house once depicted a bong crossing in the sixties. Charlie S.
	If he gets hit - forget about the 99 bottles of beer on the wall...they'll be on the ground. Charlie S.
	Wildon's way of getting a 'head'. Charlie S.
	WATCH FOR SPEED BUMPS msquanna
	Welcome to Milwaukee! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	The beer is flat, and so's the pedestrian. jwd - Portland, OR
	Bourbon Street jwd - Portland, OR
	You too can achieve 6-pack abs! jwd - Portland, OR (Charlie doesn't fiddle around!)
	Warning: dropped juggling clubs next seven miles. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Missing: Runaway Groom! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Caution: look out for draft dodgers. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Cristal Crossing aMy
	BYOB party ahead. Amy - Charlie gets squirrely.
	RESTRICTED COMMUNITY: Sober Individuals KEEP OUT! msquanna
	Entering Neighborhood Watch Area. msquanna
	Now that we know where he's going to cross, we can mug him. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	This way to AA meeting. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Cross here if you're too drunk to drive. Crawl here if you're too drunk to walk. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Two feet short of pedestrian crosswalk. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	SPEED LIMIT 45: Construction Workers in Area. msquanna
	Drivers must stop at crosswalk; pedestrians may be smashed. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	SCHOOL ZONE AHEAD msquanna
	This way to nearest public restroom. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Milkman crossing. (NOT) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	PLEASE KEEP VEHICLE WINDOWS ROLLED UP: No Restroom in Area. msquanna
	Driver's convicted of hitting pedestrians are subject to $5,000 fine plus bottle deposit. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	ONE LANE BRIDGE AHEAD: Maximum weight: 40 ozs. msquanna
	Alcoholic pedestrian crossing ahead.(Charlie hits a high note!) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	CAUTION! Watch for bowling pin replacer in area. msquanna
	New signs are posted outside the White House. msquanna - Nutty caption, Charlie! Congrats
	Caution: Party Animal Crossing. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Hash Harriers ahead. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Budweiser is now available in unbreakable bottles. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Caution: now entering South Central Los Angeles. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Local transient with six of his best friends ahead. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Bring your lunch to work week ahead. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Please don't drink and drive. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Caution: Illegal alien neighborhood. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Welcome illegal aliens, you have arrived in America. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	7-11 thief in progress crossing. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	One bottle short of a six pack crossing. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Caution: man coming home from work crossing. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Charlie S. plays us for the win)

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