Mike Gray gets a shot of CO2 up his nose for posting a caption before reading the Current Entries! msquanna - Jest for fun! ;)
	"Well, what have we learned about duplicating somebody else's caption?" U Geyser Goode - Pratt Falls
	"Yushe put da left footsh in... yushe take da left footsh out..and yushe shake itsh allsha bout..that's whatch I'sh calls... the drunken bunny hops!" David Winger - Wioodland Hills, CA
	"Hurry! We're gonna be late for our AA meeting!" David Winger - Woodland hIlls, CA
	Soiled Dove wildon
	Carrier Pigeon. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon hates to see a pretty girl in distress, so he offers to carry her umbrella. msquanna
	Mike can't figure out why his liquid diet isn't working. msquanna
	Peggy stocks up with refreshments before each bike ride. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon and Mary steal all the beer they can carry from Peggy's refrigerator. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	When the cops pulled Mike over, he couldn't even walk a crooked line! msquanna
	After scouring the parking lot for an hour and a half, Wildon suddenly realized he had walked to the market. msquanna
	Mike says, "Look at me! I could'a been a Morton's Salt gal!" msquanna
	Jean and Clarice get ready for their High School Reunion. :::::::::::::::::::::::::
	It's not only raining..it's an ale storm. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	At one time, She could have had her pick of the litter, unfortunately Moe and Curly were already taken. wildon
	P.R. carried on her secret love affair for years and years and her best Bud never got Weiser. wildon
	Wildon prepares himself for Doomsday.... The umbrella and plenty of beer are essential, but he considers the woman as only a transient commodity. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Beer brewed from the Du Page River, made the beer taste wetter. Wildon
	Mike is very religious,and you could always count on him to carry a Church Key. To every B.Y.O.B. Party. wildon
	B.Y.O.B. Party Bring Your Own Baptist. wildon
	Especially if it was a Dodge. wildon
	Unfortunately Amy always fellfor a good pick up line. wildon
	Here comes a large truck straight at us!!! PROTECT THE BEER!!! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Left, 2, 3, 4... Left, 2, 3, 4... Left, 2, 3, 4... Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Honey.... Is it raining, or are you SPITTING at me? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"You should be grateful that I'm allowing you to carry MY beer." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Just think how light the bottles will be on the way home from the poker game." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"What are you complaining about? I have to drink all these before we get to the recycling center." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Stop complaining, my hands are full too you know." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	True love. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Love really is blind. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Now THAT brewery knew the meaning of free samples! Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	I TOLD you..."because it won't all fit in the trunk!" Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	I hate it when the bottle starts to sweat. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	99 bottles of beer off the wall...99 bottles of beer! Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	"Dear, if you break one long neck I'll break yours." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Mr. Macho Beer Brain emulates Pakistanian society by treating women like slaves. Will someone please take his umbrella and shove it in his... er.... um.... bottle of beer?! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Let us never forget who was the real star of those movies! Now, show me "pop-a-top", Mister Myagi! Manuel Layburr - Mechanicsville
	Yes, Mildred...Schlitz Happens! David Winger - Woodland hIlls, CA
	Uh oh, Bob...better watch it...I think she has more than a case of something. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Wildon was a sucker for a bottle blonde. jwd - Portland, OR
	Knock it off, Larry! I see you sneaking me the finger! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	John has a big case on Mary. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Carrier Pigeon. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	John's body is not exceptional, but Mary is well-stacked. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	You can always prepare for the rain...but you may never know when a big cold draft will be sneaking up behind you! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Peggy is an all-around handy woman. Her teeth could open even the most stubborn beer bottles. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Peggy had a hissy-fit when she broke a nail, so her husband broke the other nine to match it. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Only 43 more miles to Nolensville! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Woman expresses her feelings to her husband. (Carefully notice her right hand!) Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon complains to Mary, "Let's take a break.... This umbrella is making my arm sore." [whine.... whine..... whine....] Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	At least this way the public doesn't have to look at my wife's face! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Bob was all heart...in return he promised to buy his wife a bigger refrigerator! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	John limits himself to one beer. Mary is loaded. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	One small step for women: one giant hops for man! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	John helps Mary train for weightlifting competition. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Me Tarzan; you Jane." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	John is very thoughtful of Mary. He always buys light beer. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	A Bud-ding romance. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Mary has a big case on John! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Sipping in the Rain! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Drinking all the tea in China RJ couldn't forget Natalie Wood on her Birthday. Wildon
	"Hurry up dear. Just because you're pregnant is no excuse to drag your feet." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Marriage in training. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Mike loved a gal who could hold her liquor. msquanna
	Wildon cleans out his "medicine" cabinet. msquanna
	A good Beer should have a beautiful full flavored taste and shape, So why does Peggy Beer taste FLAT. wildon
	Don't forget the Beer Nuts, Don't worry JWD and PR are right behind us. wildon
	This woman picks up a mild sedative before her date with Mike. msquanna
	Welcome to Amery, Wisconsin. Home of the CREAMPUFF. msquanna
	Frank one The Flying Aces, safely walks away from a perfect Beer Belly Landing. unfortunately his co-pilot Helen will be branded for life. wildon
	Mary is a Heinekin Girl, whose Heine isn't so thin. wildon
	He's the most Hoppy Fella whose beer comes from Austrella. wildon
	Before becoming an internet icon, life really sucked for Jeeves. Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	"Tis good to be the king of beers!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	Peggy staggers home loaded. wildon
	Amy's boyfriend is an ALE MAN. wildon
	Give me some stout hearted men. wildon
	German six pack. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Hoisting bottles builds a nice can. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Making a slow beer run. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	When a keg just seems to informal. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Lite beer is better in this situation. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	One gets mighty thirsty participating in the local walk-a-thon to protest a newly established dry county. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Bush's new draft plan only impacts beer. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Sherlock Holmes practiced 'casing' the joint before getting his first job. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	BYOB taken to the extreme. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The 99 bottles of beer on the wall have to come from some place. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's daily brewsky supply makes for a definite weight problem. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon orders refreshments for his Knitting Club. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	John yells back to Peggy.... "If you drop those, you won't get ANY tonight!" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Peggy finds a store that carries sufficient quantities of "Nice and Easy: Blonde" Mike Gray - Amery, WI

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