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It's a bad idea to take the last beer without asking.
Don | |
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Must be a "Bush" beer!
Don | |
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There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Don | |
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"This must be imported."
Don | |
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"Forget it. It's one of those non-alcohol beers."
Don | |
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"Wait a minute. This isn't my usual brand."
Don | |
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"It's safe, the pin is still in it."
Don | |
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You get what you pay for.
Don | |
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99 bottles of beer on the wall but he decides he wants this one!
Don | |
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More ignorant Repugnantcan strategy to save face in Iraq: Part 1 -- Kill as many U.S. troops as possible (since they're mostly "disposable" minorities and lower middle class or lower class kids, not kids of the rich and privileged) by sending them to an absolutely "unwinnable" disaster created by Puppetdent George Dumbya Bush (the war criminal and murderer), and also encourage them to drink alcohol to numb the pain of physical exhaustion, mental fatigue, the demoralizing, unwise, never-ending over-extended tours and being caught in an out-of-control civil war (also created by George Dumbya Bush, the war criminal and murderer).
Boom, always ready to rock. - You asked for it. | |
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Brillient Democratic "exit strategy": Bring home the troops, but leave behind forty thousand insurgent traps.
Xray - Amery, Wi | |
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Wildon thinks to himself...It won't hurt if I try to get this beer.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Real men don't mouse around!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Law Enforcement's new: "Drink and drive... You will get caught" poster.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Mouse man takes the bate!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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A real dummy tester.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Let's see here.... the directions say, "For use only with Terrorists, Lawyers, Politicians, TV Evangelists, and other such vermin."
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Hey Guys! It's Miller time!.............................................. .................................................. ...... **SNAP** Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Osama Bin Ugly joins the fate of all the other dead rats.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"Maybe this beer would help the Sarge from trying to snap my head off all the time."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Harry's beer very quickly went FLAT.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"Hey Victor, say cheese!"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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For all you do, this Buds for you.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Here's that one beer that Sarge keeps telling me I'm short of."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"I always knew Victor was one beer short of a six pack."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Victor joined the military because he was tired of the rat race.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Officers IQ test.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Less filling!
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Victors beer.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Charlie has the stomach for art) | |
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"You get a Mean Joe Green jersey your way, kid! I'll get one mine!"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla. | |
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In appreciation of their aboominable captions, Bob sets out a free beer for lew and The Silverman (Dennis) to crack open.
Boom Lite - Watching the room spin | |
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Charlie S. reaches for the MUB caption contest prize.
Boom on Boom - Whining because of the cheesy caption I wrote | |
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The military decides to clamp down on the alcohol problem.
Ice Cold Booms - At a kegger | |
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Bravo company set out to catch the rat in their outfit.
Boomtripper - Being quiet as a mouse | |
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Bob accepts the challenge of trying to build a better mousetrap.
Mighty Booms - Congrats, Wingman; you're #1 again in doing the dirty daily deed that demands to be done! | |
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The age-old question asked in a modern day scenario: Are you a man or a mouse?
Minnie Boom - Ratting people out | |
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Of Mice and Men, chapter one.
Boom Steinbeck - Congrats, Charlie, your caption was a work of art! | |
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Redneck AA test
Corky - Rock Island, WY | |
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The "don't ask, don't touch" U.S. military policy!
David Winger - Woodland Hlls, CA | |
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"Ha-ha! Some dummy left his beer just sitting here!"
Chan W. | |
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Hard core taste test.
Don | |
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"This new refrigerator sure doesn't keep the beer very cold!"
Chan W. | |
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Setting a trap for hops thieves.
Don | |
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Redneck bottle opener.
Don | |
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I.Q. test for dummies.
Don | |
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Testing a new bottle opener.
Don | |
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After the funeral the one million dollars that Bob won for having the 'winning bottle cap' was divided among his heirs.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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It worked for private Benson...now all the mice in Nolensville are wearing camouflage!
David Winger - Woodlamd Hills, CA | |
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Getting drafted.
Don | |
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How to get an early discharge.
Don | |
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The Army's agility test for new recruits.
Don | |
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A drinking contest for pros.
Don (Nice win, Charlie) | |
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To discourage drinking on the job.
Don | |
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A real pop top.
Don | |
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The world must be made safe for democracy.
Bushy Eyebrows | |
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Peggy is not a full figured gal she is just a little bit stout.
wildon | |
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FINALLY! Boot Camp for Alcoholics!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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The rats over here must be HUGE!...Oh, what's that, a BEER?
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. McDonald: We are sorry to report that your son not only FAILED our 'IED Training Course' , he also DIED!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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"The obstacle course keeps getting tougher all the time!"
Chan W. | |
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"My beer should be safe here until I get back from patrol!"
Chan W. | |
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"I wonder why Sarge sent me to get his beer?"
Chan W. | |
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Twelve stitches in the back of my head?..$1,200....Cleaning blood from uniform?....$85.00...Drinking a Cold Beer after eighteen months in Iraq?...PRICELESS!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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The other Iraqi 'Smart Bomb' uses female breasts as bait.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Mr. Ranger falls for Yogi's "beer" trap!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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Super Bowl commercial you DIDN'T see!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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How we REALLY caught Saddam Hussein!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN (Congrats Charlie on the Supersize win) | |
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Ale to the Victors!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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...and It FILLS like a roadside...KA BOOOOOOM!!!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC (Great Caps Charlie S., Congrats!!) | |
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Tap...taps!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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As if it can't get worse...this time ANHEUSER BUSH sets a trap for our troops!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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In the middle of the exercise we can see Jennings working on his six pack..
lew | |
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Unknown thief is about to fill his mug.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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This may cause the "draft" to be reinstated.
lew | |
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Proving that the beer has a better head on it than the drinker.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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This incident is bound to make Bud wiser.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Self serve can be a snap.
lew | |
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This Booms for you
lew - a modest attempt | |
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Bilford is about to be cut off.
lew | |
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Buddy hates cans. He prefers his beer on trap.(Congrats, Charlie!)
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Rats finally get even with the Pied Piper!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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When lowering the Boom can be a smashing success!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA ( Restoring first 'rites' to Boom captioning) | |
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Killer's secret...Coyotes love booze!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Members sober up quickly at Alcoholics Anonymouse.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Bob tests his skills in the SLAM-DRUNK competition!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA ( A great McRibbing from Charlie, congrats)) | |
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"And, now, a little something to wash the cheese down...."
msquanna - Lunch is on Charlie! Congrats | |
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Msquanna's MAN TRAP.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Do you feel lucky well do ya?
wil |