Wildon was having a lot of trouble getting his Mail out of the box, but he soon cured his problem with a dab of Preparation-H. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Next door, Wildon's junk mail has DOUBLED with his 'bicycle built for two.' msquanna
	Mike cruises past Peggy's house to catch a glimpse of her "buns of steel." msquanna
	You can create a massive LETTER BOMB by feeding this guy 5 packages of Ex-Lax. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon was a REGULAR subscriber to Reader's DIGEST. jwd - Portland, OR
	Pull my flag! Manuel Layburr - Mechanicsville
	Garbage in, garbage out. Mary - Los Angeles
	Peggy likes to open the lid and give that bad boy a spanking. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	'Going Postal' is on pages 214-215 of the Kama Sutra. Mary - Los Angeles
	"Let's see. That address was P.U. Box 2910..." Mary - Los Angeles
	Michael Jackson's MALE box. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Another victim of seat-of-the-pants hemorrhoid surgery. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"George doesn't like to have his mail delivered out front, so he has it delivered in the rear!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"The fastest mail delivery on earth, my butt!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	King Kong stoled my date nesey
	We have our own way of dealing with bicycle thieves. Charlie Foxtrot - D.C.
	"Are you sure this is the way Sheryl Crowe ordered it?" U Geyser Goode - Pratt Falls
	Say dear, the mailman didn't take his Christmas bonus from the box. I wonder why? Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	This guy gets a lot of paper cuts! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	This was Lot's son during the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. He looked back. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Are you sure Ben Franklin started this way?" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	"This is nothing. You should see how my sister dispenses stamps!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	"Yo, I got your special delivery right here!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	Peg likes to checkout the mailman's zipcode. wildon
	Postage doo-doo jwd - Portland, OR
	Peggy looks forward to the postman coming everyday. wildon
	I'm going to pump you up. wildon
	Wildon must LOVE to check his mail. In fact his neighbors have seen him do it 20 or 30 times a day! What's up with THAT!? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mike sent Peggy an "Air Mail" letter, and she complained about the strange odor. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Every time Wildon checks his Mail, he reaches in and says, "Turn your head and cough". Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Obviously it belongs to a Proctologist. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mike returns Peggy's fruitcake. msquanna
	Turd de France Scat O. Logical - Pooh Corner
	Crack a smile for your postal carrier. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Fanny packages. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	A bicyclist version of junk in the trunk. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	For oversized packages only. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The cheeks in the mail. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Lance Armstrongs new P.U. Box. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Butt, butt, butt.... Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Lance Armstrong was a proud member of the U.S. Postal Service cycling team. jwd - Portland, OR
	Receptacle for crappy junk mail. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	"this side up" knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	this should scare away the IRS knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	handle with care knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	fragile knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	we just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, I wonder who it's from knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Medusa is at is again !! nesey
	As the reindeer said in Rudolph the red nose reindeer put one foot in front of the other, and soon your be walking on your way. nesey
	Always constipated on Sundays. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Local letter carrier is a back door man. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Instead of a P.O. box at the post office - a B.O. box at home. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	This box is a real reach even for a seasoned letter carrier. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The mail order toilet paper has finally arrived. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Male call. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	When Wildon has gas he just lets it rip. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Small packages are found in the front of the pants. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Outgoing mail only. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

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