Helen is a proponent of The Big Bang Theory. wildon
	"Why would that near-sighted woman give me her phone number?" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.
	Helen wanted to pet, but soon settled for a long necker. wildon
	The Pack is Back. Beware
	"Hey, anyone want to go for a long neck after work?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Joey wanted to dress like a race horse because he knew he would always win by a neck. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Harold finds the perfect pick up spot for chicks...complete with free advertising. lew
	Billingsly heads out to Girafic Park. lew
	Rupbert was dressded for success because it truely was a jungle out there. lew
	Jeffrey only bought Levi Strauss extra long because he was destined to have high genes! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Jeff was looking for a tuxedo for his wedding which would be a case of 'high fidelty'. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Get the long, lean look that's easy on your pocketbook!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Most big and tall jungle animals come away empty-handed because only elephants can remember what size they are. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA (P.R. has something to wag about, I mean brag about, congrats)
	"Everything here is high except our prices!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Looks like it's time to suit UP. Amy - We all relish P.R.'s caps!
	Pullover sweaters: Jeffrey's worst nightmare! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Truth ofthe matter is that Jack the Giraffe is quite a clothes horse. David Wiger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Geoffrey may have been big and tall but, sadly, he had a fear of heights. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Geoffrey, the latest foreign player taken in the NBA draft gets fitted for his tux. crackhead - Passionfruit, IA
	I hate it when they have clearance sales! It's such a zoo! Sharkbait - Sydney, AK
	Dang! They don't have anything in stripes! Superdad22 - Ft. Wayne, IN
	"We'll stick our neck out for your business." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (P.R. is the big weiner, I mean winner!)
	Missing Toys 'R Us mascot found! Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	For Geoffrey only a tortoiseneck sweater would do. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Underwear tight? We have really lonnggg johns!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Jeff finally found a way to stretch his clothing budget. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	As hard as he tried, Geoffrey could never find a necktie long enough! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

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