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"Mommy, Mommy, help me! I can't stand [up] for myself! I'm only pushing 60!"
Don | |
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Mom's too nice to let a little boy whine, but a full grown man who's a big crybaby is pitiful.
Don | |
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When there's something he doesn't like, he always runs to mommy.
Don | |
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I want a new babysitter, you're no fun.
Norm | |
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Mom, I'm old enough to be potty trained
norm | |
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Mom, give me back my viewmaster
norm | |
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"I'd better locate the instruction manual for this Time Machine before I make matters any worse!"
Xray | |
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"NO! PLEASE! NOT THE TASER AGAIN, MOM!"
Xray | |
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"Stop yer whining, Son, or I'll have to Taser you again!"
Xray | |
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"Maw, this lawn furniture from the garage sale ain't worth a good spit!"
Rube - Taxis | |
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Give it here. Maybe I can figure out that #@#!!@## all-in-one HDTV/VCR/DVD remote control.
Clem rules; Keep up the good work! - Mizzurey | |
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That's not a harmonica, it's my insulin release pack!
Marvin - Flooriduh | |
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The room service here is terrible.
Travis - Youtah | |
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SSttoopp! TThhaatt'ss tthhee vviibbrraattee ccoonnttrrooll!
Dennis - Road Island | |
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"I didn't say Simon Says, so now you have to stay in your crib for another year!"
Xray | |
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"Someone call 911! Can't you see I'm a young minor trapped in a cave bed with a motherload!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Mom, the reason that cell phone won't work is because it's an iPod."
Don | |
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"Grandma, stop yelling into my baby monitor!"
Boom - Clem goes yard! Congrats! | |
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"Yo, beeotch. How about a booty call in my crib?"
Don | |
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Members of the original "Mission Impossible" team find an old tape that didn't self-destruct in 5 seconds.
Don | |
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"That's the garage door opener, ya senile old bat! My Barney cassette must still be in the car!"
Don | |
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"Turn that damn radio down! I'm tryin' to sleep!"
Don (Nice win, Clem.) | |
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"If you send that in to America's Funniest Videos, I'll divorce you!"
ShAzAaM | |
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The new photographer at the Driver's License Bureau has some very weird ideas!
ShAzAaM | |
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"Give me that camera! You said the kinky photos were for your eyes only, not for the front of this year's Christmas cards!"
ShAzAaM | |
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"Honey, please remove the leg restraints. I promise never to run away from you again!"
Xray | |
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"I'm only in my second childhood, not babyhood."
Low Hian Cheng - Singapore | |
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"I didn't escape from jail to be put behind bars again!"
Low Hian Cheng - Singapore | |
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"I swear it's not really me in those slides! I just downloaded some pics from the Internet and altered them with Photo Shop!"
ShAzAaM | |
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"This isn't working! I want my old wheel chair back!"
ShAzAaM - Congrats, Clem! | |
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"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. Or her mother. And especially notteth her grandmother. That's far too creepyeth.even for old coots." (From the Book of Desperate Victims of E.D., epilogue "The South Will Never Rise Again.")
Poe Knee | |
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"Wait, Martha! Save my game before you start a new one!"
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"REPENT, WICKED WOMAN! I LAY MY HAND UPON THEE AND DRIVE OUT THE DEVIL FROM THINE WICKED MIND! REPENT, I SAY, AND CAST THAT EVIL VIDEO GAME, THAT TOOL OF SATAN, INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE, LEST YE BURN FOREVER WITH INESCAPABLE TORMENT FROM PIXELS AND ELECTRONS FEASTING ON THE VERY FABRIC OF YOUR SOUL!"
Xray | |
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Whislter's mother actually never heard her son whistle!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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As if tag team cage wrestling wasn't weird enough already!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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A husband needs his wife to mother him.
Tiny Toni - Way to go, Clem! | |
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"For heaven's sake Martha, read the instructions. This is not how you play Cribbage!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA ( A grass roots win for Clem, Congrats!) | |
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Proof that the baby boomers are now over 60 years old.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Redneck nursing home!!
Corky - Rock Island, WY | |
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"Get me OUT of here! It was only a WET DREAM!"
GRIKE | |
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"I'm having a really CRAPPY day!"
GRIKE | |
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"You know I LOVE it when you SPANK me!" (WINK, WINK!;))
GRIKE | |
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"BAD, BAD, boy! Just wait until your FATHER gets home!"
GRIKE | |
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"What a POTTY MOUTH you have!"
GRIKE - YAY for Clem!!! | |
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Alabama kiddie porn.
Spinoza | |
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"Name calling is pathetic and absurd, Bob. You're no spring chicken yourself."
Spinoza | |
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"Grow up already."
Spinoza | |
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"Knock it off, Bob. You're behaving like a child."
Spinoza | |
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"Pipe down, Bob, and start acting your age."
Spinoza | |
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You're as young as you feel.
Olive - Congratulations, Clem! | |
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"Dammit, woman! Stop treating me like a child."
Spinoza | |
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Bob goes through his second childhood.
Spinoza - Kudos to Clem | |
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"This darn time machine has never worked properly."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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George Bush, the early years.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Mommy, I need my Geritol."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Mommy, please change my poo poo diaper."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (We are all green with envy with Clems win) | |
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"Enough Charles! Forty-seven years in labor I think gives me the right to play with your Game Boy!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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New movie: "Attack of the 6 foot, 58 year-old Blind Baby"
Xray | |
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Bob complained to his parents about his sitter not paying him any attention.
Xray | |
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"Gimme back my VIEWMASTER!"
Xray | |
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"Congratulations, Son.... After only 58 years you are now ready to be potty trained!"
Xray |