Ron hoped to find a sign from above about whether or not to go to podiatry school. Shep - Morganton, NC
	The Artist Formerly Known As PRINTS jwd - Portland, OR
	Paul BUNION was here! jwd - Portland, OR
	Through weeks and weeks of scientific research, Mike comes to the conclusion that his spinach intake is too low. msquanna - Uh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh!
	Wildon is caught humming the tune to, "It's a Small World After All." msquanna
	When speaking of his girlfriend, Mike exclaims, "She's not as big as you think. She only measures 5.1 on the richter scale." msquanna
	Peggy posed for one of Wildon's "works of art". Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon, tired of making mud pies and sand castles, now sculps human body parts in the sand. In fact, he was recently arrested for one of his works of art. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	You may marvel at the size of her feet and then contemplate why the name "Wonderbra " was thought up. Helen - Yorkshire
	"..he TRIED to kick sand in our faces, didn't he,Wildon....Wildon?" Helen - Yorkshire
	"...he TRIED to kick sand in my face.....!" Helen - Yorkshire
	Looks like this guy is a foot a head of me nesey
	"Phew....that was almost one giant step ON mankind!" Helen - Yorkshire
	Mike has to take out a second mortgage to pay for his *young* bride's pedicure bills. msquanna
	Mike describes his last date as being "hot & heavy." msquanna
	Wildon gets SMASHED at the grape stomping festival. msquanna
	Wildon and Mike just didn't see "eye to eye." msquanna
	Just the way Mike likes 'em--"barefoot & pregnant!" msquanna
	Mike was finding it difficult to whisk Peggy off her feet. msquanna
	"Jeff's wife walks out on him. Says he's not man enough for her." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Jeff ponders how he can afford shoes for his growing son. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	When asked by her friend how her date went with Mike, she replied, "I couldn't find him! But I did end up with an infection between my toes from SOMETHING I stepped on that evening!" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Just prior to Peggy's surgery to have a wart removed from her foot, the doctor bought a chain-saw. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mike warned Peggy about buying Mail-Order thyroid medication from Nigeria! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Please wipe the sand off your feet later when you get back in my car. Don't want to? Perfectly okay---sir!" U Geyser Goode - Pratt Falls
	Mike enters rehab, but finds it difficult to follow the 12 STEP program. msquanna
	Aerosmith's inspiration for "Walk This Way..." amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Which way did he go? Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	CSI agent Bob calculates the amount of plaster needed to make a cast of the only remaining evidence. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Mike begged Peggy to be very careful where she walks. When she denied his request, he was CRUSHED! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mike shows why it is important to meet people "in person," before trading services. After three years, he is still waxing this guy's surfboard. msquanna
	Wildon tries to determine why some guys refuse a golf cart. msquanna
	Wildon's world was turned upside down as he desperately searched for this HOURGLASS figure. msquanna
	Mike has no trouble making a good IMPRESSION. msquanna
	Wildon contemplated life and the UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL!!!.....and played pocket billiards meanwhile Peggy set backed and Smiled because she gets to play the weinner. wildon
	Wildon and Peggy told Mike to meet them at the Finger Lakes, but he... wildon
	That's the last time Mike kicked sand in Charlie Atlas' Face. wildon
	Charlie S. admiring the size of Mary's litterbox. wildon
	Sometimes Knuckles has trouble remembering how to spell S.O.S.. wildon
	Giant lady runs off yelling, "OUCH! OUCH! This sand is H.. H... H... HOT!" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Peggy sings, "These feet are made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do....." Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	This little pig went to market is not exactly what I would say about these big feet! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Her personal ad said she enjoyed long walks on the beach, but this wasn't what he had in mind. jwd - Portland, OR
	It was mighty big of Helen to share her Yorkshire Pudding. wildon
	Wildon knows that Helen prefers taking a cue from the sidepocket. wildon
	Mike finds the perfect woman at AMAZON.com. msquanna
	Wildon's "friend" is plastered all over the Wheaties box. "Wildon," is plastered all over the Post Office. msquanna
	...and Gulliver attracted Lilliputan size queens like moths to a flame. Grob - Chatsworth, CA
	"I think we're going to need a bigger net." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Mike gushes to show footprints of his newborn son. Meanwhile, his *YOUNG* bride remains hospitalized. msquanna - ;-)
	"This guy may have some really big feet but I have the Loch Ness monster!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Man finally realizes that he has some really big shoes to fill. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	You think her tracks are big, you should see her breast implants. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon just can't measure up when it comes to first impressions. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Where the idea for McDonald's famous arches originated. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Not believing in Big Foot can make you feel like such a heel. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	At Area-51 a UFO buff snapped this picture of a scientist talking to a giant invisible Alien. Now we have PROOF of what the government is hiding there! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon contemplated life and the UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL!!!.....and played pocket billiards a while........ Helen - Yorkshire
	This is what put "Birkenstock" on the map. msquanna
	Last known picture of Tom Thumb before he was crushed to death by a Califorina sunbather. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	"...and this big piggy went wee wee wee all the way home." Sgt. Highway - Camp Pendleton
	"I like eggs." Sgt. Highway - Camp Pendleton
	Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Dude, where's my giant?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Southern California's version of crop circles Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Ha, ha, missed me!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"My Grandma, what big feet you have." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	You should see the size of his sascrotch. jwd - Portland, OR
	Frank finally faces the fact that he'll never be able to fill his dad's shoes. Ponytayl - Scottsdale, AZ
	I'd like to see his... Ponytayl - Scottsdale, AZ
	This is where I was carried through those times of my life. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	My wife's obsessed with proving that the size of a mans foot is related to other parts of his anatomy. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	and it appears that bigfoot has a size 7 treaded shoe... knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Hey, Dude, I need a ride. Can I hang on? Mary F - Jax, Fl
	This does explain Stonehenge. It's just part of a big, medieval domino set. Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	The answer to the question countless generations of children have asked: How big are God's feet? Grob - Chatsworth, CA
	Mike visits Nolensville and discovers to his amazement that the people there are MUCH LARGER than they appear in their Email photos. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Well , it seems the faithful have been right all along. He's big, he's back, and he's MIFFED!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	"We are also baffled here, Steve. Our best guess, is that it may be a private jogging path for Donald Trump's ego." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	"Today, archeaologists have unearthed yet another missing link: Meet Fast-Food Man." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	Whenever trouble is afoot Peggy is Near. wildon - I need your vote.
	Bein' highly illiterate didn't prevent Pat Boonie from writing love letters in the sand. wildon
	Honey, I shrunk myself! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Larry didn't feel inadequate at all. He knew in his heart that is was just an old wives' tale. Mary - Los Angeles, CA
	If you think Helen wears a Giant Athletic Shoe, You should see the size of her Supporter. Not Wildon - Maybe
	LILIPUT an end to GULLIVERS TRAVELS. wildon
	It wasn't "sand" oozing through Mike's toes, when he soon discovers Bigfoot has a dog. msquanna
	ALAS...! Now, Wildon can count to 30! msquanna
	Wildon couldn't figure out what Mike had that he didn't. msquanna
	The only other clue left on the dune was a Miami Heat warm up jacket. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Mike liked his women like his trucks--HEAVY DUTY. msquanna
	Wildon, with a look of despair on his face, thought to himself, "I wish MY feet were that big!" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Genie caught Tony playing footsies with Major Healey. wildon
	Sometimes Major Nelson regrets finding that liquor bottle on the beach. wildon
	Mikey and Peggy planned to meet at the beach on a Blind Date. After he noticed her footprints, he had second thoughts. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Newly hired foot patrol makes potential troublemakers toe the line at the beach. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Mike's "little black book" is bursting at the seams, since including a photo of himself. msquanna
	A foot fetish is a bigger problem for some than others. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Mid summer temperatures make this the world's biggest hot foot. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Dave doesn't want to walk in the Jolly Green Giant's shoes...but he might want to live there. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Avid San Francisco Giants fan follows in the pitchers' footsteps. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"There is no margin for error," says Wildon, as he gives the little woman a head start on the beach. msquanna
	Tourism is starting to grow at this secluded beach. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	We know what ladies think so if you don't have them yourself, hang out with guys who do. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	A creature this big will never have to worry about getting the boot. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	One foot that won't be going in Wildon's mouth. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Tom Thumb gets sand kicked in his face just from a footprint. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	An Amery reporter finds a "clue" as to why the local women keep disappearing into the foothills. msquanna
	Bill knew the toxic waste being dumped in the beach was causing mutation problems. If he could just find some EVIDENCE. Robsan - Phila, PA
	Tonight on Discovery Chanel: "Mega Bigfoot" Robsan - Phila, PA

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