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"That sure was one helluva paint ball game we had today."
Don | |
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"Dammit! Some idiot filled the bird feeder with Ex-Lax again!"
Don | |
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"Looks like the hitch hiker I drove past took it personally."
Don | |
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"No burglar alarm works better than the old fake bird crap."
Don | |
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"Looks like I picked the wrong day to borrow the boss's car."
Don (Nice win, Coyote.) | |
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Never teach your kids how to toast marshmallows using a magnifying glass!
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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The seagulls must have been to a smorgasbord.
foamystout - Toledo, Ohio | |
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Disney executives had a problem on their hands...Dumbo was loose.
lew - wtg coyote | |
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Luckily Mr.Executive carried spare "briefs".
lew | |
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The company's number 1 man had a number 2 car.
lew | |
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Carl knew he should have bought that lemon instead of this crappy car.
lew | |
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"That's the last time I go to Maaco."
Boom - Coyote captures a win! Congrats! | |
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"Look on the bright side, at least I don't own a convertible."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"How am I gonna' explain this to the rental agency?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Oh crap!"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"I knew I shouldn't have washed my car yesterday."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Scenes from the movie, Attack of the Killer Seagulls.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Commercial for Brawny Paper Towels are becomming so disgusting.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Bob was the first to witness Big Bird's first flight!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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It was actually a combination of too many bay gulls and cream cheese.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The one day that Bob forgot to leave bread crumbs on his car fo the pigeons!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Reminder for the future: Never again let Peggy borrow car.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Reminder for the future: Bring large bucket of soapy water and heavy-duty scraper when travelling.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Reminder for the future: Never again shoot birds with shotgun while they are sitting on car!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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It LOOKS like Spumoni, and it SMELLS like Spumoni, and it TASTES like Spumoni...... It's a darn good thing I didn't STEP in it!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Reminder for the future: Never leave a bucket of Vanilla Icecream on top of car.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Bod didn't know he had parked in an unloading zone.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The local carwash needs to improve their rinse cycle.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Tom Sawyer's been at it again!
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Once again, Mrs. Murphy throws the washwater out her apartment window.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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A near-sighted bird mistook Joe's car for a bank and made a deposit. (Coyote does it again!) P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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The one thing that can actually improve the appearance of a Yugo!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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When the red red robbin keeps drop drop droppin' along!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (CK, great stocking cap, congrats) | |
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Jurassic Park employees dreaded the pterodactyl mating season.
Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK (great job, CK!) | |
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Pardon me, you have grey poupon on your car?
wildon | |
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This is the used car advertised as a creampuff?
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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Additional evidence that the Roc is NOT extinct.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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I wonder how my ex-wife's pigeons got out of their cage.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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A smart business man would scrape it off, package it, and sell it as plant food.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Somehow the birds knew that the car belongs to a Politician.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"Dang it! Why can't they put a diaper on Dumbo?"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla. | |
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I've been WHITEWASHED!
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