Hey buddy! What are you looking at? DL - WI
	No wonder why everyone keeps running away from me. DL - WI
	Harry Lime married my zither. wildon
	Where fishing lures come from corky - Rock Island, WY
	Why didn't anyone tell me I had a booger hanging out? sharkbait - Sydney, AK
	On Packers Correction - Green Bay, Wi
	???? ??? - on peckers
	What makes Amy think she's such an expert. wildon
	Damn, he's good. No matter how hard I try, I can't peck his eyes out! Amy - jwd is pumped!!
	"Yikes, there's a Porcupine following me." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I would ask you out for a date but you look like a myna." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I thawt I taw a putty tat!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Oh great! Mating season just around the corner and I'm getting a zit. They probably won't even notice my dancing or my plumage! Clem - Arkinsaw
	"That darned birdtician over-bleached my hair again!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"I really don't know how these things work; guess I'll just have to wing it." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"That other dude looks a little glassy-eyed to me!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Hmm..no one in sight, but I still think there's a tail on me!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	A bird's-eye view. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"This mirror makes me look down-right necked!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Why do they call this a rear-view mirror when all I can see is my face?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"These mirrors are not what they're quacked up to be!" (Congrats, jwd!) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Perfect disguise! No one's gonna have me for Thanksgiving!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Hats off to jwd)
	"Oh! You big beautiful tease!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	OOOOO! Pia pretty! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Mirror, mirror on the car, who is the prettiest bird by far? Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Every 20,000 miles you should have your drakes adjusted. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	More than just a Peeking Duck. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"No I'm not a whisk broom salesman...I'm just a decoy." David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Stupid reality shows! BORING!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek FL
	"Hey pal, can you give me a ride to down town?" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Hey Pete, there's a big ugly quack in your mirror!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	With some mirrors...objects may seem grosser than they appear! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Profile looks fine, now I need to check the rear view to see if my butt looks too big." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Your kisses are mesmerizing." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (JWD felt lucky with the win)
	The real reason the chicken crossed the road. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"This disguise should fool those darn duck hunters." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Gee wiz, it's time for a hair cut again?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Boy, talk about your Ugly Duckling!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Mirror, mirror on the door, I knew I should have voted for Al Gore." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

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