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Redneck train holdup!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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There once was a guy named Jack who noticed a break in the track. He saved the whole train despite his own pain, but now he goes poop in a sack!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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A rail repair man finds a quiet place to take a nap.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Being part of the underground railroad took a lot of strength and courage.
Don | |
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When railroad workers went on strike, the homeless were used to fill in the gaps.
Don | |
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Often times you can spot a drug addict by his bizarre behavior and the tracks on his arms.
Don | |
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Dudley Do-Right thwarts another one of Snidely Whiplash's evil deeds.
Don (Nice win, P.R.) | |
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Bob was a real do-girder!
David Winger - Woodand Hills, CA | |
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They don't call me STRETCH for nuthin'!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Foreseeing his demise, Albert ready's himself for the soul train.
lew | |
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Carl was desperately hoping for a run AWAY train.
lew - t'is ok coyote...it happens to all great thinkers | |
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Amtrak's shortcomings can really get you steamed!
Chan W. | |
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The Man of Steel saves the day again!
Chan W. | |
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Keeping Amtrak on time is always a stretch!
Chan W. | |
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"There'll be a short layover before we reach our destination!"
Chan W. | |
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The B&Oh-oh! railroad!
Chan W. | |
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His career is right on track!
Chan W. | |
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In a twist of fate, a skydiver who's chute failed to open landed on a broken section of railroad track and saved the lives of many people on the train!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Super Lady thinking:I can do it! I can do it!I can do it!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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To keep you all on line, you must keep all of your connections connected.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Don't worry everyone "Super Lady" is here to save all of you.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Mary always had a deep connection with,the train system of her state.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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The railroad company promised Bill an 'online' job!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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In all his experience with the railroads Bob never missed a connection!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (P.R. did it with good humor, congrats) | |
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The latest thrill ride has its grand opening at Disneyland.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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"My Chriopractor is never going to believe this."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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(Sorry Lew, I didn't see your cap until now)
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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George desperately tried to bridge the generation gap.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Why they call it the Grand Trunk Railroad.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Peggy greases the tracks with Vicks.
wildon | |
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I've been workin' on the raaaaaailroad...
Boom - P.R. creams the competition! Congrats! | |
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"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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Alabama death penalty.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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"Bond, James Bond."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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Even in suicide Bob always wanted to be different.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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This was a no brainer for Bob since he had a one track mind.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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When you're skinny as a rail, why wouldn't this work?
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. (P.R. melts with the win) | |
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Bob's job at Ozark Railways was a pain in the buttress.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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While doing her daily exercises, Peggy didn't hear the train approaching. (Rest In Peace, Peggy)
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Scene from Brokeback Mountain.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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What a degree in Structural Engineering will get you!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Redneck steam cleaning!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Am track.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The Santa Fe Railroad's toughest stretch.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Failed redneck suicide attempt!
Corky - Rock Island, WY | |
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"Dang it! My cell phone's ringing!"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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BE SURE TO SEE "RETURN TO SUBSIDY MOUNTAIN!" (COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!)
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla. | |
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An escaped resident of the Funny Farm creates quite a "locommotion" for Amtrack.
lew | |
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A member of the Redneck track team.
lew | |
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Young Casey Jones III, tries to bridge the generation gap.
lew | |
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If you're trying to find an idiot, you're on the right track!
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Hot cross buns.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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No train is complete without a caboose.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Body of steel, brain of lead.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Some people have absolutely no concept of Physics.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Quick way to get your clothes steam pressed.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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This job will get you SKID MARKS on your underwear!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Way ta go, Spiderman!
Xray - Amery, WI (Kudos to P.R.!) | |
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Don't look up!
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