My Ugly Brother

Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

Here I sit, my buns-a-flexin'...about to give birth to another Texan!

Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL

There was a time when I couldn't even spell Polatition, and now I are one.
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Once Superboy got over his identity crisis...he could change in any booth...LIKE A MAN!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

In some schools the principal's office...is very unprincipled
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

So you REALLY want to know what happened to all those voting booths from West Palm Beach!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Out Back Steakhouse? Someone gave you bad directions, mate.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Do you ever feel like you're just wasting away?
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

We tried Marriage Counseling but there was too much crap that went on between us.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Going Down?
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

George and Mary's mom told them to clean out their drawers.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Reggie misunderstood when his mother told him to "sit and think."
P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Mary goes down-under.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Wildon was a regular fixture on Shantytown's version of "Elimidate."
Amy - G.E., IL

Here at the Executive facilities we've eliminated the paper trail.
Amy - G.E., IL

A double wiper.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

A double flusher.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Mom, why is your name and phone number on the wall?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"This sure is a crappy place to take a picture."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Hotel with luxury accomodations.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten those 22 bowls of puffed oats."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

His and hers redneck recliners.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

One is the lonelyest number.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

A one wiper.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

John Silks Booth
David Wniger - Woodland Hills,CA

"I don't want to sit on this side mom, I don't know how to read."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Wildon loved having his picture taken with little kids. Unfortunatley, they had to stand on his head to do it.
msquanna

Only the *5 Star Ladies* in Mike's Little Black Book received a complimentary Eau De Toilette.
msquanna - Didn't get any (thank goodness!)

Step right up, folks! For the small price of only a dollar, you'll get three tomatos and three tries to DUNK Wildon!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Amy is gellin and man is she smellin in Glen Ellyn (have you considered Glade air freshener, Amy?).
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Mike's Gray Poupon was a big attraction.
Amy - Glen Smellyn, IL

Wildon wiped out all his compootition.
Amy - Grunt Ellyn, IL

Sign above boy's head reads: "WE DON'T PEE IN YOUR POOL, SO PLEASE DON'T SWIM IN OUR TOILETS"
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Welcome to Shantytown, the finest place to pantydown!
Amy - You know the drill...

Union worker lays cable for the Phone Company.
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Hurry up! (Everyone knows haste makes waste.)
Amy - Thank you from the bowels of my heart, Dennis!

Disgruntled Fertilizer Worker, (heavy on the GRUNT)
Dennis Siulver - Asheville, NC

I know what you're thinking, but I have a Korean Sister-in law and two Korean American nephews, and they all ......Wait, DON"T STAB ME???? PLEASE!!!! .....have NO since of humor..for now...
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Melungeons and Dragons is one of Grob's favorite games.
It isYour Turn Helen

That reminds me. I have to go take a dum..*SPLAT*
Dennis Silver - Some captions will never die.

He is the most Happy Fella in the Hole Napa Valley
Can Amy help it she is so POOPULAR?

Granny??...She's in the garden. I'm still making small contributions.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Wildon, I'm sorry to hear that you have fallen
upon hard times.

I FINALLY found you. Would you sign my copy of the August 1995 issue of National Geographic, PLEASE????.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

I was waiting on Amy to sit beside me, but I realized she doesn't have bowel movements, nor gas, or anything disgusting. Just good captions. (with all due respect and approval from my wife who also enjoys your captions)
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Here i sit in a mist of vapors, guy before me left no papers, my truck is running I do not linger, look out butt, here comes my..*SPLAT* (Sorry Mike, It's hard to forget a classic)
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Wildon refused to check out reading material from the library because he liked "familiar surroundings."
msquanna

All those years brown-nosing have finally paid off for Mike. The boss gives him his own cubicle.
msquanna

Don't worry Mike, Wildon will get to the bottom of this.
Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL

Well shiver me knickers...I just created a monster Snickers!
Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL

Here I sit, my buns-a-flexin'...about to give birth to another Texan!
Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL

Peggy invented the Barby and Ken outhouse, but most people agree that the idea truely STINKS.
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Eat lots of Wisconsin cheese, then spend hours straining until your face turns blue and/or you herniate something.
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

COCK-A-DOODLE- **splat!**
Mike Gray - OOPS!, wrong picture....

PLOP, PLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ,,,, OH! WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!
Mike Gray - This is a paid Advertisement

Peggy does fairly well selling chocolate chip cookies (with the secret ingredient, X-Lax) in her front yard. But the REAL money-maker is her selling minutes in her back yard outhouse. (At $5.00 a pop, she will be very wealthy in no time!)
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Hey, Wildon...did you find your car keys yet? *SPLAT*
msquanna - Right-O, Dennis

If only they knew how common outhouse's are around our neck of the woods, eh Peggy?
Dennis Silver - WNC & ETN (Howdeeeeee!)

Wildon uses a cardboard cutout to keep folks at bay whilst he pans for gold (below).
msquanna - Hoping to hit the Mother Load!

If there was a cob for every corny caption I have entered, there would be no need for toilet paper. (can I get an amen?)
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Can't wait to see what Shep says about me while I'm pooping AND getting my picture made at the same time.
Dennis Silver - Give it to'em Shep!

"Mike, I love what you've done with the place. How's the basement coming?"
msquanna

EXCUSE ME!!!....but my monkey's been bad, and needs a spanking, (you understand, don't you?)
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Welcome, and THANKS for watching me POOP.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

I deposited enough corn, you'd think there would be enough cobs!!!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Anyone have a Sear's Catalog or an ear of corn?
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

John misses Shep, and evidently Shep missed the John.
wildon

Mary left in such a hurry, she left her drawers behind! Oops I forgot the gold lame ones are Amy's unless of course they
are laced, then they belong to MIKE.

Smalltown girl P.R. is on a roll, the gigantic, economic roll
of course.

Toilet humour
Helen - Yorkshire

Welcome back Shep, ready for lunch?
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Reporting LIVE from the lower level of the two story outhouse. We have uncovered three Gerbils and...OH MY GOSH!!.....A STINKING BADGER!!!
Dennis Silver - another clue that Wildon has been here

Half and half.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA

See Mary run! (Do you want to see it again?)
P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Mary was so bored by George's newspaper story that she fell asleep.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Mary left in such a hurry, she left her drawers behind!
P.R. - Smalltown, USA

The odor finally got to Mary.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Just think, clear over in Singapore the people do this upside down.
?

Here at Chatsworth Quality is our Number One Job, for Quantity...
GROB IS NUMBER TWO.

Pardon me Mike, but you have some Gray Poupon
ON.

For the latest poop on how things are going, we turn you over to our field reporter Dennis.
NOT WHILE HE IS STILL INSIDE

Peggy screamed and shouted, "Oh My Word" That is not a mouse it is a...
...

BIRD
.

Frank's lovely wife should have known better and worn her glasses while making Smorfs, after all not all chocolate is alike.
wildon

Somebody check in on Dennis, he's been acting
FUNNY.

Mary, see what the Boys in the Back Room will have.
?

Peggy and Mike were sitting in their house. Mike said to Peggy, "I see a mouse!". Peggy screamed and shouted, "Oh Lord", as she fell right through the hole in the board!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Not being the sharpest tool in the shed, Wildon laments: "Was I supposed to take my pants down BEFORE doing my duty?"
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Honey!!...Sit up, someone's taking our picture.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Mike, no longer in the Dog House since his divorce, now spends lots of time in that other "little house on the prairie".
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Crap ON....Crap OFF
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

There was a lady seated next to me just a second ago, now all I hear are muffled screams.
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Wildon weighs 175 pounds. So if he falls in, you will know how much to dip out.
Dennis Silver - Reporting live from the basement of a two story outhouse.

SHUT THE DOOR, I'M TRYING TO POOP!!!!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Mike has been in the outhouse a long time waiting to be
OUTED

The Woodlands haven't been the same since they put in modern
CONVENIENCES

Is His Royal Majesty willing to share his throne with Lady Helen
?

Hey! Peggy did you know that we were almost out of corn cobs?
wildon

Mike! You've been in that outhouse a long time, You aren't the only one who wants to see how Amy looks in the Sear's catalog wearing that new lame' outfit.
wildon

Shantytown recently shaken by unexplained earthquakes.
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

!El hombre es loco la cabeza!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Wildon gets caught "exercising" while thinking about Frank.
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Wildon gets exiled to New Zealand by the People of the United States in order to foster a cleaner environment.
Mike Gray - Amery, WI

In Memory of Mary Queen of Scotch Towels.
++

Frank could have been a millionaire, after all he was the first to invent
LINCOLN LOGS

Mike, you are looking in all the wrong places in order to find a girlfriend.
wildon

For the latest poop on how things are going, we turn you over to our field reporter Dennis.
wildon

The oldest established floating crap game in Nolensville.
Wildon

Wildon's constipation was no longer a problem, thanks to Helen's cooking.
wildon

For some strange reason, no one wanted to hang out with Larry Fishbach on the
WEEK END

I'm calling my lawyer! This was MY idea!
Howard Stern - The Big Apple

Let us go over that drill one more time Private Silver, and this time I don't want to see Maggies Drawers.
wildon

Drat! John finally got a hole in one, and no one is around to witness it.
SPLAT!

You go ahead Helen, Dave will join you as soon as he is through with the paper work.
wildon

Ladies First Mike, after all they have squatters' rights.
wildon

	There was a time when I couldn't even spell Polatition, and now I are one. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Once Superboy got over his identity crisis...he could change in any booth...LIKE A MAN! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	In some schools the principal's office...is very unprincipled David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	So you REALLY want to know what happened to all those voting booths from West Palm Beach! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Out Back Steakhouse? Someone gave you bad directions, mate. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Do you ever feel like you're just wasting away? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	We tried Marriage Counseling but there was too much crap that went on between us. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Going Down? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	George and Mary's mom told them to clean out their drawers. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Reggie misunderstood when his mother told him to "sit and think." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Mary goes down-under. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Wildon was a regular fixture on Shantytown's version of "Elimidate." Amy - G.E., IL
	Here at the Executive facilities we've eliminated the paper trail. Amy - G.E., IL
	A double wiper. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	A double flusher. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Mom, why is your name and phone number on the wall?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"This sure is a crappy place to take a picture." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Hotel with luxury accomodations. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I knew I shouldn't have eaten those 22 bowls of puffed oats." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	His and hers redneck recliners. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	One is the lonelyest number. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	A one wiper. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	John Silks Booth David Wniger - Woodland Hills,CA
	"I don't want to sit on this side mom, I don't know how to read." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Wildon loved having his picture taken with little kids. Unfortunatley, they had to stand on his head to do it. msquanna
	Only the 5 Star Ladies in Mike's Little Black Book received a complimentary Eau De Toilette. msquanna - Didn't get any (thank goodness!)
	Step right up, folks! For the small price of only a dollar, you'll get three tomatos and three tries to DUNK Wildon! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Amy is gellin and man is she smellin in Glen Ellyn (have you considered Glade air freshener, Amy?). Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mike's Gray Poupon was a big attraction. Amy - Glen Smellyn, IL
	Wildon wiped out all his compootition. Amy - Grunt Ellyn, IL
	Sign above boy's head reads: "WE DON'T PEE IN YOUR POOL, SO PLEASE DON'T SWIM IN OUR TOILETS" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Welcome to Shantytown, the finest place to pantydown! Amy - You know the drill...
	Union worker lays cable for the Phone Company. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Hurry up! (Everyone knows haste makes waste.) Amy - Thank you from the bowels of my heart, Dennis!
	Disgruntled Fertilizer Worker, (heavy on the GRUNT) Dennis Siulver - Asheville, NC
	I know what you're thinking, but I have a Korean Sister-in law and two Korean American nephews, and they all ......Wait, DON"T STAB ME???? PLEASE!!!! .....have NO since of humor..for now... Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Melungeons and Dragons is one of Grob's favorite games. It isYour Turn Helen
	That reminds me. I have to go take a dum..SPLAT Dennis Silver - Some captions will never die.
	He is the most Happy Fella in the Hole Napa Valley Can Amy help it she is so POOPULAR?
	Granny??...She's in the garden. I'm still making small contributions. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Wildon, I'm sorry to hear that you have fallen upon hard times.
	I FINALLY found you. Would you sign my copy of the August 1995 issue of National Geographic, PLEASE????. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	I was waiting on Amy to sit beside me, but I realized she doesn't have bowel movements, nor gas, or anything disgusting. Just good captions. (with all due respect and approval from my wife who also enjoys your captions) Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Here i sit in a mist of vapors, guy before me left no papers, my truck is running I do not linger, look out butt, here comes my..SPLAT (Sorry Mike, It's hard to forget a classic) Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Wildon refused to check out reading material from the library because he liked "familiar surroundings." msquanna
	All those years brown-nosing have finally paid off for Mike. The boss gives him his own cubicle. msquanna
	Don't worry Mike, Wildon will get to the bottom of this. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Well shiver me knickers...I just created a monster Snickers! Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Here I sit, my buns-a-flexin'...about to give birth to another Texan! Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Peggy invented the Barby and Ken outhouse, but most people agree that the idea truely STINKS. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Eat lots of Wisconsin cheese, then spend hours straining until your face turns blue and/or you herniate something. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	COCK-A-DOODLE- splat! Mike Gray - OOPS!, wrong picture....
	PLOP, PLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ,,,, OH! WHAT A RELIEF IT IS! Mike Gray - This is a paid Advertisement
	Peggy does fairly well selling chocolate chip cookies (with the secret ingredient, X-Lax) in her front yard. But the REAL money-maker is her selling minutes in her back yard outhouse. (At $5.00 a pop, she will be very wealthy in no time!) Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Hey, Wildon...did you find your car keys yet? SPLAT msquanna - Right-O, Dennis
	If only they knew how common outhouse's are around our neck of the woods, eh Peggy? Dennis Silver - WNC & ETN (Howdeeeeee!)
	Wildon uses a cardboard cutout to keep folks at bay whilst he pans for gold (below). msquanna - Hoping to hit the Mother Load!
	If there was a cob for every corny caption I have entered, there would be no need for toilet paper. (can I get an amen?) Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Can't wait to see what Shep says about me while I'm pooping AND getting my picture made at the same time. Dennis Silver - Give it to'em Shep!
	"Mike, I love what you've done with the place. How's the basement coming?" msquanna
	EXCUSE ME!!!....but my monkey's been bad, and needs a spanking, (you understand, don't you?) Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Welcome, and THANKS for watching me POOP. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	I deposited enough corn, you'd think there would be enough cobs!!! Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Anyone have a Sear's Catalog or an ear of corn? Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	John misses Shep, and evidently Shep missed the John. wildon
	Mary left in such a hurry, she left her drawers behind! Oops I forgot the gold lame ones are Amy's unless of course they are laced, then they belong to MIKE.
	Smalltown girl P.R. is on a roll, the gigantic, economic roll of course.
	Toilet humour Helen - Yorkshire
	Welcome back Shep, ready for lunch? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Reporting LIVE from the lower level of the two story outhouse. We have uncovered three Gerbils and...OH MY GOSH!!.....A STINKING BADGER!!! Dennis Silver - another clue that Wildon has been here
	Half and half. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	See Mary run! (Do you want to see it again?) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Mary was so bored by George's newspaper story that she fell asleep. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Mary left in such a hurry, she left her drawers behind! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The odor finally got to Mary. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Just think, clear over in Singapore the people do this upside down. ?
	Here at Chatsworth Quality is our Number One Job, for Quantity... GROB IS NUMBER TWO.
	Pardon me Mike, but you have some Gray Poupon ON.
	For the latest poop on how things are going, we turn you over to our field reporter Dennis. NOT WHILE HE IS STILL INSIDE
	Peggy screamed and shouted, "Oh My Word" That is not a mouse it is a... ...
	BIRD .
	Frank's lovely wife should have known better and worn her glasses while making Smorfs, after all not all chocolate is alike. wildon
	Somebody check in on Dennis, he's been acting FUNNY.
	Mary, see what the Boys in the Back Room will have. ?
	Peggy and Mike were sitting in their house. Mike said to Peggy, "I see a mouse!". Peggy screamed and shouted, "Oh Lord", as she fell right through the hole in the board! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Not being the sharpest tool in the shed, Wildon laments: "Was I supposed to take my pants down BEFORE doing my duty?" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Honey!!...Sit up, someone's taking our picture. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Mike, no longer in the Dog House since his divorce, now spends lots of time in that other "little house on the prairie". Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Crap ON....Crap OFF Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	There was a lady seated next to me just a second ago, now all I hear are muffled screams. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon weighs 175 pounds. So if he falls in, you will know how much to dip out. Dennis Silver - Reporting live from the basement of a two story outhouse.
	SHUT THE DOOR, I'M TRYING TO POOP!!!! Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Mike has been in the outhouse a long time waiting to be OUTED
	The Woodlands haven't been the same since they put in modern CONVENIENCES
	Is His Royal Majesty willing to share his throne with Lady Helen ?
	Hey! Peggy did you know that we were almost out of corn cobs? wildon
	Mike! You've been in that outhouse a long time, You aren't the only one who wants to see how Amy looks in the Sear's catalog wearing that new lame' outfit. wildon
	Shantytown recently shaken by unexplained earthquakes. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	!El hombre es loco la cabeza! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon gets caught "exercising" while thinking about Frank. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon gets exiled to New Zealand by the People of the United States in order to foster a cleaner environment. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	In Memory of Mary Queen of Scotch Towels. ++
	Frank could have been a millionaire, after all he was the first to invent LINCOLN LOGS
	Mike, you are looking in all the wrong places in order to find a girlfriend. wildon
	For the latest poop on how things are going, we turn you over to our field reporter Dennis. wildon
	The oldest established floating crap game in Nolensville. Wildon
	Wildon's constipation was no longer a problem, thanks to Helen's cooking. wildon
	For some strange reason, no one wanted to hang out with Larry Fishbach on the WEEK END
	I'm calling my lawyer! This was MY idea! Howard Stern - The Big Apple
	Let us go over that drill one more time Private Silver, and this time I don't want to see Maggies Drawers. wildon
	Drat! John finally got a hole in one, and no one is around to witness it. SPLAT!
	You go ahead Helen, Dave will join you as soon as he is through with the paper work. wildon
	Ladies First Mike, after all they have squatters' rights. wildon

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