Jeb likes when I put his fries there too, cause when I sweat, he don't need no extra salt! Charlie Foxtrot - D.C.
	Coozie Floozie Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Sorry about squirting you in the eye, Shirley. I thought I heard a newborn baby cry. Manuel Layburr - Mechanicsville
	Diet Shakes TRIPLE DDD Cups wildon
	My Coke is beginning to BOIL! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I can't wait to see where you put the cigarettes! Raghallach - GB
	I wish I was big like you Lisa .... His Grace - UK
	You think Coca Cola makes you a double-C, huh ? His Grace - UK
	That's so unladylike, Mary Ellen, calling attention to your chest that way His Grace - UK
	What cup size are you anyway ? His Grace - UK
	Jane had a good idea, but Elsie had the BREAST idea of all. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	"Go tell 'em they never served me that eighth double whopper with extra mayo, Lou-Anne. Oh, and this ain't Diet, neither!" Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK
	American Idle. Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK
	Guess I'd better put my drink down. Buba wants me to thaw out the steaks. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Why not? My husband puts his spit-cup there when I ride with him in the truck so it don't spill over. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	"My husband got the idea from the drink holder in his pick-up. We discussed a gun rack, but how the heck would I be able to sit down?" U Geyser Goode - Pratt Falls
	Aye, but where did you put the popcorn ? His Grace - UK
	Gimmee that remote back! No more Wheel Of Fortune for today. I'm watchin' the FOOD CHANNEL! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Well, looky here, Sarah.... I swallowed my cup and the darned thing popped up through my tracheotomy hole! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Burger Barf-Bag. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Burger King's merger with Hooters was ill-advised. jwd - Portland, OR
	"Wedding receptions sure are sophisticated." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	My cups runneth over. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Alert the press...from this day forward it shall be known as "Burger Queen!" (Bring me more ice, knave.) Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Velma knew Ellie's cup-holders wouldn't stay firm and perky forever. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Are you checkin' out my sodee pop, Clara, or are you one of them kind of gals? Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Winner! Burger King's first annual Texas hold 'em competition. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"This ain't nuthin, Lulu. Ya oughta see Cletus's six-pack abs!" jwd - Portland, OR
	Golly, it's been only ten minutes since I polished off a triple Super-Sized cheeseburger, four large orders of fries, 3 liters of Coke, and a giant Fudge Sundae, and now I'm HUNGRY again! Why do you suppose that is? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Why do you suppose they put this stupid crown on my head? Do I look like a King, or what? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Hun, do me a favor and rotate the straw for me so I can reach it? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Eat your heart out, Gertrude! How many women do you know who can do THIS? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	This keeps reminding me that I actually do have TWO of them! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	My cupholder surgery turned out real well, didn't it! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Go ahead, Dolly, take a sip. I'm not proud. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Why do you suppose that guy set his drink down here? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Loosen my seatbelt, Hun.... I think it sprung a leak. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Alms for the poor? ALms for the poor? Alms.... Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Double-wide latte jwd - Portland, OR
	When I put some beer in this thang, men who wouldn't normally give me a second look... Clem - Arkinsaw
	Big 'n frosty! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	It would take a really good mathematician to know how to calculate 57-around and 7-up. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Unfortunately everyone knew what trick was coming next: 'bottoms up'! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Twiggy... after she became Americanized. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Have it your weigh at Burger King! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Sally wins the booby prize! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	If she spills it, she'll have to make a clean breast of it! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"I had a burger too, but I accidentally sat on my buns! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Ice cold watermelon! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Sleeveless shirt, $5.00, strawberry soda, $1.50, boob-cooling idea, priceless! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The drink's on the top shelf, the buns on the bottom. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Supersized! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Look, Mom, no hands! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	My double-d cups runneth over! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Darlene was envious of Velma.....how DID she manage to eat out 7 times a week and STILL keep her figure?"!! Helen - Yorkshire
	"It's okay I've found my drink.......anyone seen my whoppas?" Helen - Yorkshire
	"You should see how Billy Bob holds the doughnuts!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek FL.
	Unable to get any results on Eharmony.com, Peggy came up with this idea based on the premise that all guys want cupholders in their vehicles. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Her only way to get a guy to 'cup' a feel. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Anti-Breeders' Cup. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Pepsi Challenge meets Fear Factor. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	It's hard to warm up to a woman who can keep a soda cold. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Attempt to find some poor sucker to go out with is the last straw. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Attempt to get a guy to take a big gulp has so far failed. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Plastic surgeon makes extra cash by installing accessories. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Cup size matters. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's wife keeps her hands free for smacking her spouse when he needs it....and he usually needs it. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"Don't make me laugh, I'll spill my drink." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Weight Watcher celebrating her recent success. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"No thanks, I already have two Whoppers." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Cleatus, bring the baby over here, it's time for his breast feeding." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	They say that chewing food burns calories. Time for my daily exercise! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	It's STUCK! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"I thought the whole idea is to keep the drink cold." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Poor-woman's AIR CONDITIONER. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Jack me off my chair Sally.... I have to use the Ladie's Room. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Wish I would of thought of that." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Burger King has experienced record earnings due to the loyalty of two very dedicated customers! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Who says more than a mouthful is a waste. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	If you've ever used your cleavage as a cup holder, you might be a redneck. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	I'd rather not know where she keeps the chips. edberger - ny, ny
	Look Ma, no hands. Also, no feet since I haven't been able to see them for the last 5 years. edberger - ny, ny
	On the Flanks of Loch Lomond. wildon
	"Got Kool-Aid?" Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	"Are you gonna finish that?" jwd - Portland, OR
	THE LARD OF THE FRIES Wildon

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