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She's such a good dancer because she has STEPPER motors!
Xray - David, I programmed a Motoman robotic arm! | |
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I thought it went 1-2-3, 1-2-3. What the heck is 001 - 010 - 011?
Clem - Arkinsaw | |
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"I have a confession, Bob... most of my parts are supplied by Motoman."
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Ed found the cure, congrats) | |
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She was the very best at the old bump and grind.
Don | |
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There was no point in her trying to learn the soft shoe.
Don | |
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When they did the twist, he threw out his back and she busted a spring.
Don | |
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He thought she was jitterbugging but it was just a short circuit.
Don | |
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Unfortunately, when they started breakdancing she went to pieces.
Don | |
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Things were going well until he spun her around and she lost her bearings.
Don | |
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She wore the most complex chastity belt ever created.
Don | |
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Things were going well until she blew a tire doing the Bunny Hop.
Don | |
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She has both Male and Female connectors.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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A portable Server.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Bruce only loves her for her High Frequency Oscillator.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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She slapped him when he tried to grab her flux capacitor!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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He met her at Radio Shack. He just couldn't resistor, so he took her ohm.
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River | |
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Far East Side Story
lew - When you're a Jet Lee you're always a Jet Lee..lalalala | |
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"Do you come here often?" ... "No, that bit's not been wired in yet."
Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK | |
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"Er, Mom? I know I said I wanted to take up robotic dancing, but..."
Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK (Thanks, folks!) | |
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Bart did the rockin' and Betty did the rollin'!
David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA | |
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When Bruce became "Romantic" with his date, the hours of clickety clack sounds caused his neighbors to complain about the noise.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Bob was taken in by the sign outside the dance hall that advertised 'bottomless dancers'!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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No real woman would dance with a mime!
David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA | |
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And to think, just a few days ago, Roberta was such an artificial wall flower!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Bubbles overdid it when her doctor said she needed more iron.
One-A-Boom - Meeting daily requirements | |
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When Boom went dancing with The Wingman, she came prepared for a late night roll in the hay.
Boomer Rogers - Just standin' 'round Astaire-in' | |
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While visiting the States, Duffy learned the hard way never to allow lew and Sup Daddy to arrange a blind date for him.
Boommaker - Playing with matches | |
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Roboboom: programmed at birth to know all the right moves!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The Maytag repairman finally caved in to the loneliness.
Boommore - Doing laundry | |
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The Terminator's parents.
Boom Hamilton - Planning my future | |
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Pinocchio had problems adjusting to life as a real boy.
Boompetto - Back at the drawing board | |
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Bob reveals his plan to make his blow-up doll jealous.
The Boom-up Doll - Ed's laughter is the best medicine! Congrats! | |
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Sally had a bad case of Saturday Night Fever. Thankfully, Bob had some Robotussin.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Wildon and Peggy dance all night to their favorite song from The Wizard of Oz, "If I Only Had A Brain".
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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He asked her to marry him but her motherboard wouldn't allow it!
Chan W. | |
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He must really be into recycling!
Chan W. | |
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They met when neither one could get through the airport metal detector!
Chan W. | |
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He bragged to the guys that his new girlfriend was really built!
Chan W. | |
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The Man of Steel finally found his ideal woman!
Chan W. | |
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They practiced all night because they were both a little rusty!
Chan W. | |
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Dance lessons: $120. Robotic dance partner: $3,900. Watching the thick clouds of smoke and sparks fly after spilling a drink on her circuit board: Priceless! Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"So, Jenny, before the operation, you were known as JOHNNY Five?"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla. | |
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Boommeister finishes his Operation at Home project just in time for disco night!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN (sorry 'bout the dupe msquanna) | |
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Ever since childhood, David had been obsessed with hot wheels.
Amy | |
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That's how she rolls. Amy | |
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What's the matter? You seem a little wired this evening.
Amy | |
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So...do you hum here often?
Amy - Duffy knows how to operate! | |
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Brad knew he had to upgrade soon.
lew | |
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The mystery was all but gone when something blew her skirt up.
lew | |
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Boom had high hopes that Horace had erector set skills.
lew | |
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Sure, she had a great head on her shoulders, but it wasn't what Sven was "wheelie" looking for in a woman.
lew | |
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The date ended badly when Guido's search engine short circuited.
lew | |
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"Mac" couldn't wait for the night to end, he was dying to look in her "Windows".
lew | |
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One of many untold stories from eHarmony.com
lew | |
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"Hey, if you can't keep up, I'm gonna ask that other dummy over there to dance.... WIILLLLDDOOOONN...!"
msquanna | |
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Later he ruptured a disk trying to pop a wheelie!
Chan W. | |
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Maybe there was a magnetic attraction!
Chan W. | |
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For men who can't get real women to get within 10 feet of them!
Chan W. | |
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I guess someone has a Metallica obsession!
Chan W. | |
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Mike is caught stepping out with a famous MODEL.
msquanna | |
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"Can I get you anything to drink? Quaker State? WD-40?"
msquanna | |
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I thought the "Dirty Dancing" class was instructed by Jennifer Grey????? What do you call that...oh yeah... FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!!!!!
April - Toledo, Ohio | |
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Are you squeeling because I stepped on your wheel, or is it because your belts need tightening?
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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You know you have had to much to drink when something like this happens.
April - Toledo, Ohio | |
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You do the leading...no you lead...no you lead!!!!
April - Toledo, Ohio | |
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Bruce asked Peggy to dance and quickly discovered that she has no guts.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Wildon has a new girlfriend who's name is Ann Droyd.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Don't worry Bruce..... Before we kiss I promise I'll download the latest version of Norton Anti-Virus software.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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She doubles as a dance partner and Shopping Cart.
Xray - Amery, -- Congrats Ed!!!! | |
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The smartest thing this inventor did was to create an android woman that can't TALK!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Because of her old 8-bit CPU she can only SLOW dance.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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The poor guy was nearly killed when his girlfriend's Operating System crashed.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Bob new Suzzie was the girl for him when sparks started to fly!
David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA | |
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Bob fell in love with Roberta...not for her dancing, but for being able to change his tires in 15 seconds.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Sarah's Bot Mitzvah Dance.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Have you lost weight? I can feel your frame."
Don (Nice win, Ed.) | |
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"Pull your skirt back down. This is the bridal dance not the honeymoon rumba."
Don | |
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Things were going fine until the lap dance.
Don | |
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One looks like a robot, the other dances like one.
Don | |
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"You were never this light on your feet before the accident."
Don | |
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"Sorry. Let's try it again. My belt buckle keeps shorting her out."
Don | |
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The only flaw: she has two left wheels!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"You're exceptional on the spin moves."
Don | |
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Desperation sets in for Wang as the senior prom gets ever so close!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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Heather Mills rehearses for her debut on "Dancing with The Stars".
Don | |
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Bruce Lee and the Bionic Woman practice for the next "Dancing With the Stars"!
Superdad22 - Ft. Wayne, IN | |
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To quote Michael Jackson, "She's a dancing machine". Literally.
Don | |
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"You really are an electric dancer."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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When you get your wires crossed while dancing, it can be quite embarassing.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Don't blow a fuse just because I stepped on your wheels lady."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Cutting in on E.T.'s dance partner.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Literally doing the Robot.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Duffy operates for the win) | |
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"Hey, you're pretty good! I thought you said you had two left wheels?"
msquanna - Ed keeps us in stitches! Congrats |