The big fish story isn't as huge as the fisherman who tells it. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Big Ed would have a balanced boat if he had taken the Cupholder lady fishing. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Dad, maybe we should go back and rent the pontoon boat." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Uncle George, what do you mean get out and push?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Dad, I thought trolling actually involved moving." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Dad, try sucking in your gut." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Dad, is there such a thing as a minimum speed limit?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Dad, you're seriously going to have to loose some weight. Try throwing your tackle box overboard." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Moby Dick goes for a ride on the S.S. Minnow with Pinocchio. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Dad, would you stop looking. They don't have a drive through on the lake." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Wildon Fish are not part of the Four Major Food Groups. HONEST!
	Baby Beluga SPLASH!
	A local fisherman thought that he had snagged the body of Ossama Bin Ladin on the bottom of the local pond. But it turned out he was mistaken. The thing that he snagged was the dead, partially decomposed carcass of a pig. Everyone he showed it to agreed that it was difficult to tell them apart, except that the rotted pig was much better looking. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Michael Jackson loves to take his "little Friends" fishing, but until recently nobody knew that he was using them as BAIT. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Peggy can't understand why the fish that her husband caught didn't come wrapped in a plastic package with a barcode label on it. (she is blonde, ya know!) Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Dad makes a "VROOM - VROOM" sound so that junior will at least THINK that they have a real boat motor. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	High/Low tide. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Gramps, are you tinkling in the water again?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Let your feet hang over, Gramps. Bass love smelly bait!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"You're wasting your time, Gramps. Grandma says that doesn't count as a bath!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Dude, you could make this thing go faster with your flatulence. Not So Tiny - Bubbles
	How it began: "Hey, little buddy! Some day I'm gonna get a bigger boat and make a fortune taking people on 3 hour tours." Tra La La Booms - The Eleventh Dimension
	Big Mike had no luck shark fishing so he stuffed the bobber in a life jacket and headed home. Cruella Booms - Somewhere Way, Way Out There
	We learned all about whales in biology class, pop. That sound she's making...it means she likes you! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	With a line like that who cares about the size of the Pole? BESIDES AMY
	"This thing sinks any lower, Dad, and we're gonna' have a poop deck!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla.
	"Dad, I thought you said that I was supposed to get my feet wet fishing." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Dad, you're to this boat what an iceberg was to the Titanic. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	"Dad, I guess Mom really wasn't kidding when she said that your dingy was little." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Hurry up dad, those ducks are going to lap us again." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Sink or swim. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Big Ed thinks his problem with the boat sinking can be corrected by adding more "liquid" to the river. (and he's not even BLONDE!) Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Catholics Care, Pstt. Do you still have Spunky's E-Mail Address? Pat Gaughen
	Ever get that sinking feeling? Helen - Yorkshire
	Water teeter totter. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Inbetween Gramps and the deep blue sea. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Gramps is about to go off the deep end! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Little Johnny gets high every time Gramps gets into the boat. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Dusk and Dad descend. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Wildon knew a spot where the fish were plentiful. He spots a McDonald's up ahead. msquanna
	Mike calls out for help--"Save the whales!" msquanna
	We Melungeons of Yorkshire care Wildon. Melungeons Anonymous
	Wetkumpka cares Wildon, can I have your colection of Dr. Scholl's used Footpads? Alabam
	Mike swallowed a lot of water after skinny-dipping in the *new* Nolensville River. msquanna
	He ran out of worms, so ... Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Rock the boat, don't rock the boat, baby! A. Nonymous - Recovering from your gastric bypass surgery?
	That Does it Wildon, Go back in the hospital and see if any one cares. Poor Wildon
	Nolensville has a new river ever since Peggy plugged up her toilet. (but I don't think it would be wise to FISH in it!) Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Geez, Dad, did ya hafta eat ALL the bait?!" jwd - Portland, OR
	What plug, Dad? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Hey Dad, did I tell you about that show I watched on The Learning Channel about water displacement? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Uhhh, Uncle Wildon? D'ya think maybe you should move the bait bucket by me? Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Gee dad, that's the farthest I've seen little Timmy fly when you sit down to start the motor. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Uh dad? Maybe we should grill our catch instead of deep-frying it? Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Grampa, is it true you played Jabba the Hutt in that old movie? Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Did that guy just tell you to kiss his bass? Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Maybe you could just wear a life vest on each arm, Dad. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Wildon picks the perfect spot--for his laxative to kick in. msquanna
	"Dad, I told you that you shouldn't have eaten those 22 bowls of puffed oats this morning." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Skipper and Gilligan reunited after being rescued. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"We're going to need a bigger boat." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	A Whale of a fishing story. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Mike scratches himself thinking, *Maybe I should've bathed this week.* msquanna
	"I don't think Peggy's coming back, Dad. What were the cement shoes for anyway?" msquanna
	I had a feeling that eating 12 large bags of Krispy-Kreme doughnuts a day would have a profound effect on my future! Mike Gray - Always Improving
	For some reason, Mom isn't doing too well Water Skiing behind the boat. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Go ahead, Son, and wave to the Police Officers who are taking Daddies plants away! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	NOW you tell me this motor needs a BATTERY! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Sorry about the "anchor" duplication, Charlie. Great minds think alike! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Thought going through man's brain as boat begins to sink: "I had a feeling that I should have limited my intake of those delicious Krispy-Kreme doughnuts" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Frustrated husband scratches himself while thinking about his wife back at the bar while he is stuck out on a sand bar. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Frustrated father scratches himself while trying to figure out how he'll get the boat unstuck from the sand bar. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	We forgot to bring the anchor, Dad, so go ahead and jump over-board while I fish. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	That little motor needs a few more horses, doncha think? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Fishing expands its base. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon tries to teach Amy how to fish, but all she can think about is that Red Lobster restaurant in Glen Ellyn. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	What will happen first - fresh water fish or fresh watered flesh? Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The cup-holder lady watches from shore as her family enjoys a day of fishing. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Dad can double as the anchor. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Good thing Wildon is full of it...when he tumbles into the water he'll float. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Dad is always able to get a rise out of junior. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Like most other things in his life, Wildon's fishing lacks balance. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

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