hey, why not? knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	duh! jim class - fairbanks, hawaii
	Also: Democratic vs. Republican methods of foreign policy. Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	WARNING:HAZMAT. SUIT REQUIRED!!! Duck Boy - i rule land
	"Oh crap!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Then again, if your car keys are missing, go for it!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	Instructions posted in White House Oval Office. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Sign located in the kitchen of all Taco Bell restaurants. Amy - Thanks, Mike!
	Peek-a-Poo, I see you! Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Wildon checks his piggy bank for spare change. msquanna
	Put pet beagle into same room with baby.If dog licks baby's face, all is well. If dog runs from room, you have a problem! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Bounce baby up and down gently. If his legs turn yellow, he's wet. If they're suddenly tan, oh, oh! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Pick baby up and squeeze gently against your body. Always wear a brown or yellow outfit when doing this. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	If finger comes out brown, do not scratch nose. P.R. - Smalltown,, USA
	Peggy has this sign posted in her baby's room because of her inability to remember simple instructions (She's blonde). Mike Gray - Good One, Amy!
	Michael Jackson's court-ordered instruction sign. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	To stay in shape, Mike performs simple exercises that can easily be done at his computer. msquanna - Left Hand / Right Hand: 3-10 second reps.
	Why bother checking every 30 minutes? Any married man knows that it's a much better use of his valuable Football time if he checks only once per day. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	It's like a Dip Stick in reverse. You know...It's time to change the filter when it's up to the HIGH mark. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	That explains the Diaper Rash on my hand. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	MAYBE: (Men Only) Empty Shop Vac. msquanna
	Amy keeps forgetting where she put her car keys. wildon
	Nice of Helen to lend a helping hand. wildon
	Pooper Snooper. wildon
	Good mothers already 'nose it'. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Not sure if baby needs a fresh Pampers? Let our new "Scratch & Sniff" detector take the guesswork out for you. msquanna
	Sticking it all the way in is what caused the baby in the first place. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	DIRECTIONS: 1. Insert finger, let flies out. 2. Replace mothballs. 3. Tighten straps on Hefty Bag. msquanna
	Full color instruction booklet also available for that SPECIAL man in your life. msquanna
	It smells a lot better going in than it does coming out, baby. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Either way, this part of mothering stinks in the end. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Some babies are just a handful. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Just a sniff will do. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Only if you use a shovel. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

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