Congratsulation You have the winning NUMBER...TWO wildon
	The Diaper man will be coming to your house if you are the winner of the jack prize lottery game.So check your numbers to see if you have won! DL - WI
	Wildon has had a hypnotic guy, hypnotize him doing the diaper thing again.He had this problem since he was young.No-one as yet has figured out why! DL - WI
	Wildon just had a sex change, he added a big chest,so he can dress as a women when he is doing undercover work. DL - WI
	And now for my trick!You will know who Wildon is.Watch closely as I pull him out of my hat. DL - WI
	In his old age the people at CBS gave Bill Paley the nickname Diaper Paley. wildon
	Is Duffy married to Potty Duke? wildon
	Mike, Me tied up with DL? Sounds like fun. wildon - Of Human Bondage
	What did Frank name his gerbil??? He named it Betty, Betty Gerbil. wildon - Previous Message Garbled
	Frank has this cutest mole on his back, wait that's not a mole, it's a gerble. wildon
	I'm late, I'm late for a very important date, said Alice to the Mad Hatter, thereby causing Fred to faint. wildon
	Hey! Look everybody it's Willie Wildon and the Chocolate Factory. Hey!
	When did you cut off your PonyTayl Dennis? When Betsy threatened to... wildon
	Hey! Diane when did you start going topless? wildon
	Careful Peggy, it looks like a Booby Trap. wildon
	For some strange reason Amy turns down an offer of a free lap dance...maybe next time Grob. wildon
	This guy is smiling because he wears a larger bra size than Peggy does. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Hey, everyone.... I just had my chest X-rayed! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	DL likes to "Pamper" Wildon, but prefers to see him in his birthday suit. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Be careful Wildon.... If you get tied up with DL, you might end up like this guy! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Pony T. is left speechless in Scottsdale. Wildon
	Where is Helen? She is taking a nappy. wildon
	Mary is a little reluctant to admit that she agreed to spend New Years Eve with Mike. wildon
	Thank you Diane and you aren't so shabby yourself. Wildon
	This guy is listed in the police nauty guys list of.. something I won't talk about, but women would like to get rid of!We are also checking on the veiwers here too! So good luck suckers! DL - WI
	Hello,Tall dark and handsome! DL - WI
	Wildon sings loud,I wear my diaper tight, just to see the men all fall apart.I am here for the party and I will not leave, until they throw me out. DL - WI
	This party is really something man,They put on some Rod Steward, and Wildon starts taking it off! He really likes Rod Steward you know! DL - WI
	I guess it is true,Detectives will go all the way to get their man or women. DL - WI
	Wildon wants attention again. DL - WI
	Peggy's new diaper manufacturing business is doing very well thanks to her husband's clever advertising technique. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Okay, Mike, enough is enough! So you wear a size 52 Pampers! You don't hafta make a big stink about it! msquanna
	This proves my theory that men are full of crap! msquanna
	Wildon is all smiles after Mike rubs him down with Vicks. msquanna
	This is what I do not need to write about, then I have to de this at work! What the he@#! It's life! DL - WI
	If you let me look I bet I can!Diaper dave to the rescue! DL - WI
	Wildon wanted to bring his pail to the beach, but it was full. Amy
	There was this man who tried getting into my house,so I let my dog go after him.My dog scared the shitzue out of him,but at the same time he scared the shitzue out of my dog and when he came back,I was very mad about the shitzue that happened,because then I had then then clean all of the shitue up and that sucks man! DL - WI
	Diane do you have a site for PANTY HOSE for My Pal Charlie S.
	Attention Wally-Mart Assosciates, We have a spill on Aisle 37135
	I have a new web site for those interested in diapers and one of the games on there asks this question? How many colors of poop can you think of and then what kind of poop are they called.If you win, you will get the dirty diaper surprise!Good luck! DL - WI
	Live from Nolensville, Tennessee it's Saturday Night. Whoop PEA. wildon
	Mr. Winger how would you like to go to work as a Comedy Writer for Jay Leno? said David Letterman in hopes of getting his ratings back. wildon
	Strip 'M All called out David at the Strip Mall. wildon
	They play a mean game of Monopoly in Texas. wildon
	On the spur of the moment, David decides to stop in at Boot World. wildon
	No one had the heart to tell Charlie S. that Let's Make A Deal was cancelled years ago. wildon
	Some of the darnest people show up at strip malls! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat? PRESTO!... OOPS.... How the heck did it get in my diaper? I can only assume that it likes my Wisconsin HEAD CHEESE. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	After delivery, the stork had to go on workers comp leave. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Hey it's nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...yah Pepto-Bismol xx - Pismo Beach Fl
	Wildon finds the perfect excuse for his small tool. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Presto dumbo! Quick change magician forgets the second half of his trick! David Winger - Woodland hIlls, CA
	They should come up with a slang dictionary for the old words,the police back then would say! Some of those words where very funny. Barney Fife - Mt. Airy, Wisconsin
	Jim are you there? Pick up the phone. Det. Dennis BeckerG - Rockford, Il.
	This picture is starting to get to me now,I am starting to get diarrhea! DL - WI
	Pepper spray and this diaper stuff together, would defeat any enemy! DL - WI
	This man is deffenetley a little Goona!I know that name very well,God bless my Dad!I miss him! DL - WI
	Why isn't there ever a Police Woman around when you need her? Sgt. Pepper Anderson
	You can also use a Bu bush-Ku, polish for scarf, if the spelling is right,to cover your mouth from the bad smell! DL - WI
	There's an old Polish proverb that says...George Peppard me with his spray. Thomas Banacek
	Elton John, is really going over board now! DL - WI
	The man behind thinking: Shake that thing good looking! DL - WI
	This man secretly is thinking,I wish I can show what I have off to everyone But I will not because Wildon will get all crazy and try to attack me.I have a wife who would also kick my hind end, if she knew Wildon and me where getting it on! DL - WI
	I am not wearing this hat for warmth,I am wearing it so I can dump the excess in my diaper out,because I am getting a heck of a bad diaper rash from the overload. DL - WI
	I am laughing so hard,That everytime I laugh, another one drops in my diaper! D - WI
	Okay, try touching your nose with one finger...Hey! I didn"t mean my finger. DWI - Driving
	Wojciehowicz, Since you are the only Italian in this Department, You can take Columbus Day off. Captain Barney Miller - The Best Cop Show Ever
	Careful where you step Ponch, those aren't CHiPs. Ponch and Jon - California Highways
	Adam-12 I guess that means we have to send him to Juve. Jim Reed: Yes sir. Pete Malloy
	One thing surely to have a strange effect on people: a full moon! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Damn it Keller that's the third time today that you've slammed the car door on my nose, How am I ever going to make it in Hollywood, if I look like Karl Malden. Detective Lt. Mike Stone - The Streets of San Francisco
	Jason shows off his new invention: port-a-potties to go! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Harvey, How many times do I have to tell you to stop hitting on Cagney. Mary Beth Lacey
	Dressed to the P's David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Who loves ya, baby? Kojak
	Just the facts Mam. Jack Webb - Hollenback Division LA
	Car 54. Where are You? Officer Francis Muldoon
	Book 'em Dan-O Steve McGarrett - Hawaii
	Thank God this diaper change was not so bad,He ate a hole lot of cheese the day before and the fill was very hard and it even smelled like cheese!He had to use Laxitive suppositories..Excuse me! Wait a minut! I had to put them up there, for that darn @$$ and then to change him too! I had to do all rounds,that really sucks man!I was rooked! D - WI
	I feel or smell a scam or a farce or some hokey baloney going on here!Maybe it's just Bulls^&%$!?Maybe it's the fuzz?I was trying to think of what the old cop movie actors would say,but it is not going my way or direction. Ah!Maybe it's a crummy deal?What ever it is ,I will figure it out!They should come up with a slang dictionary for the old words,the police back then would say! Some of those words where very funny.When watching the Andy griffin show, that one police officer was so funny, I could never stop laughing...He always had the funny sayings and actions.Now maybe you will know what I mean!well no more talking for now, my friend is hinting he needs his diaper changed and it's going to be a bad one this time too.I can smell it two doors down!By the way,I am glad for the speller my other friend's told me about.. Hint! because he probably would have me arrested me for bad language! get it? D - WI
	Too heavy for the stork to deliver. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Has to have bottle...with those choppers, won't be getting breast fed. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Baby Face Nelson gets out of prison as a new man. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Baby's first steps come a little late. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Ugly baby's mother was obviously an old cow. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Another cry baby politician throws his hat into the ring. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	New year's baby a little late in coming. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Diaper Derby winner tests positive for steroids. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Gerber Baby as an adult is still in the public eye. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon finds relief for his growing prostate problem. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Phyllis Diller's husband Fang strikes out on his own. P.D.
	Every little movement has a movement of its own. WAY TO WIGGLE THAT TAIL - PEGGY
	Desperate for diaper rash ointment, Wildon couldn't convince anyone to apply it for him. After all the Vicks that I've applied to Wildon, I'll gladly apply the ointment to Wildon. THANK YOU MARY
	Not to many people know that Mike is a MAN OF THE CLOTH
	It looks like Diane has brought home another stray. wildon
	You can't buy Luv, but you can rent it. wildon
	That's no Beetle it's a Ford....Shame on you Jerry. *
	Bad news for Joe, Diane is going to turn in state evidence. wildon
	Oh, No Amy has been busted. wildon
	Mary is back and so is the excitement oops excrement in Dave's life. wildon
	Mary and Wildon decided to give their marriage another chance, by giving JR to Grob and Helen. wildon
	Elton John's baby brother, the bitch, is back. Mary - LA, CA
	SquareBob SpongePants jwd - Portland, OR
	Boxers or briefs? Depends. jwd - Portland, OR
	Men are not supposed to take Premarin, but this guy takes it regularly and is now showing off his improved bust line because of it. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	WOW! What the heck was that all about?The Diaperman is what? DL - S from WI
	This man is really a undercover spy and has been recording everything typed on this site.The joke is on you.We know where everyone lives and what they are driving too! The laws states NO! harassment on sites or on the Internet and stalker's will be penalized fully in court under direct jurisdiction of that part of the state or place you are communicating from.So please be aware, that you this site is being monitored. Joe - M from WI
	Just one more undesirable by-product of global warming! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	This is a free site and I have not done anything illegal buddy and who ever you are I don't know what you think you know or WHAT EVER?I know more P.D. then you think and are Friends with them too! So maybe the surprise will be for you!SO with that said!What diapers do you want?You will need them!Did you ten four?if yes please ten sixty two. DL - S from WI
	OK!I have seen the red truck outside,the grey car outside, also a white police car that is not and few trucks that regularly stop in.I how-ever still have not figured out which one, is the person who sells the diapers? DL - S from WI
	Boy! Is the new babysitter Diane in for a surprise. wildon
	Oh No! isn't that place is being sold?I hope they get some good buyers in there, I also hope they sell my kind of diapers,otherwise I will be up the creek with no diapers. DL - S from WI
	Venice Beach in the Winter...no different than Venice Beach in the Summer! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Sir,The Constable of the town,with the big truck and the star on it's side will be talking to you about the diaper incident.Are you prepared to tell the truth or willing to be taken in for false information? DL - S from WI
	You know, I am not a pervert but that pouch...Someone must have kicked him good! DL - S from WI
	Mike, likes to hang out Wojo's Bar and Grill, because that's where all the cute Babes hangout...of course he hangs out everywhere. wildon
	I have free gas for your cars! Come and get it!Remember it's first come first serve. DL - S from WI
	If you all could please turn around, so I can itch my freaken %$#^&%! DL - S from WI
	What the heck does he have under there? A freaken water tower! DL - S from WI
	Please all be aware, when you change my diaper,the world's safety is at hand,So please use full correct precautions and wear all your universal gloves,face masks and gowns. DL - S from WI
	This hat looks just like my Daddy's hat, and this nursing bottle looks just like my Mommy's ..... er, um.... you know. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Dapper Diaper Dan. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Magician who made his clothes disappear...ooops. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Desperate for diaper rash ointment, Wildon couldn't convince anyone to apply it for him. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Yes that's correct, I am the baby of the family." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Talk about your big baby. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Gerbers for lunch anyone?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Please tell me he doesn't NURSE off that cow cup! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Some guys never grow up. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Will someone change my diper?" Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	"Wanna see me suck my thumb?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Sometimes it iches really bad." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	Pampers latest advertising. Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	san diego pooper chargers. Eagles Fan
	Being from Wisconsin, You never outgrow your need for old goat's milk. wildon
	Adam 88, Gracious no wonder he is still in Diapers. wildon
	Lousy Poker player. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon decided to go TOPLESS. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Peggy tossed her husband out of the house but conveniently forgot to toss out his clothes. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Grob needs a Huggie...any Volunteers? wildon
	Call Backup no not the Police...a Plumber. wildon
	Adam88 to Mannsfield P.D. I have the Diaper Man in site.What do you want me to do? Mans Field to Adam88,Please keep the Diaper Man in view,snap a couple of pictures and do not let him get away!We have back-up on the way.Proceed with caution until we are able to apprehend the suspect and do not try to take him on by yourself!That's a 10-4 Mannsfield. DL - S from WI
	Everyone here he is:The winner of the Diaper filling contest!Please give him a welcomed congratulations. DL - S form WI
	Wildon always wasted his disposable income. AMy
	Wildon loves to be Pampered. Amy
	Why do the women I meet always try to change me? Amy
	My docter told me,to collect as many stool samples as I can. DL - S from WI
	The man behind Diaper Man say's: John! WOW! You did not have to do that, when I am behind you! The Diaperman say's back!I could not hold that one in anymore!The guy with the camra thinking: well that took care of that picture all I will see is gas and brown spots,from his rear back end!NOT GOOD!and I am so darn glad, I am a few feet away and going to move way far back some more! DL - S from WI
	A very moving moment. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	State-of-the-art blubber cover. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Bush devotee, following brain surgery. P.R. - Smalltown,USA
	Skivvy row. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Wildon!You hussy! DL - S from WI
	Nascar Say's, if Diaper man comes down on the track, he could get hit by the drivers and then they will have to stop the race to clean the track of smell and diaper fill.Diaper man has agreed to stay in the bleachers and way on the other side of the track, where he won't bother the nascar fans,because he is very gassy today.Thank God! DL - S from WI
	Aflack has guaranteed the Diaper-man,If he gets a rip in his diaper they will replace it with a new diaper...They only ask,that he does not send the diaper for any type of inspection. The duck does not to see it either. DL - S from WI
	Say!do you notice that me and Wildon are the only ones here!We must be both Diaperhat people! DL - S from WI
	Bush has been doing his drugs again and this is now the only thing he's always wanted to do,copy the Diaper Man.Next he will take the diaper and give it to the Diaper Hatman to try to get Osman bin laden.He thinks to himself,I hope he gets him out of that dark hole he is in and then we are going to blast him.But right-now, I have to finish the good Mary-gee-wanna I am working on. DL - S from WI
	Look!Wildon can not fill that diaper anymore, he needs a bigger one!Psst!You can arrest me now! DL - S from WI
	"Coming up at six, Elton John chosen as Grand Marshall for New Years day parade." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.
	Look! It is Frank, and he is wearing a SPANKING new outfit. wildon
	What we have here is the only known baby picture of Abe Lincoln, taken by Mary at Helen's 14th birthay party. wildon
	I am going to give my diaper to the other diaper man from the other caption,I want to help find Soma Bin Laden also! DL - S from WI
	This use to be Bushes hat, he is letting me use it! DL - S from WI
	I just won the: Who fills his daiper better contest! DL - S from WI
	Wait! Wildon looks good like a baby...Says the guy in the back of him!I am going to ask him out after this is all done. DL - S from WI
	Wlidon, I told you to stop acting like a big baby! DL - S fromWI
	Elton John Sir,Is this a pre show to a new song coming out? DL - S from WI
	I was told I can't only wear the diaper on my hat with nothing else on so..I went this way instead! Oh yes I have three puppies to feed and look at the invention I made to do that,I hope I will make big bucks for this idea! DAL - S from WI
	I would like to do the wrestling thing,but I am a little shy of showing off my cheek's. DL - S from WI
	Sorry folks for the smell,But I filled them and need to get a new pair! DL - S from WI
	Retired Sumo wrestler after gastric bypass surgery. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Moses kid brother Charlie S. gets ready to walk across the floor of the Red Sea, but just in case... wildon
	Uh, Oh! It looks like Another Wetkumpka. wildon
	Fred on his way to pick up Ginger...No wait that's the Skipper. wildon
	Frank celebrates Groundhog's Day Hawaiian style. wildon
	Teller tries to go on without Diaper Penn. wildon
	Oh, Dem Silver Slippers wildon
	Geraldo Riviera is off on another assignment, no wait that's Joan Rivers. wildon
	If you had a set of hubcaps like Amy you too would show them off. wildon
	Sponge Grub Square Pants wildon
	You can bet this was the only tip David left. wildon
	Peggy, have you seen my cane? wildon

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