Read a treasure map and you'll go fur. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The paws that refreshes. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Remember Mike the dog sences fear. Duck Boy - i rule land
	Dear Mike and Rex if you don't mind can you pick up eggs, milk and cheese on your way home from the dog park. Thanks, Mom Duck Boy - i rule land
	this here should tell us who gets the dog tag jim class - charleston, east carolina
	step 1:preheat oven at 350 degrees, step 2: um, you might not want to be reading this little dog knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	"You said that they would come for us." Duck Boy - i rule land
	I understand that Pony had her tayl Bobbed while visiting in Delaware. wildon
	Welcome to the Corp Frank we can always use a HOT DOG like you. wildon
	Dear Corporal Dennis Klinger, we here at M.U.S.H. unit 4077 are looking forward to your joining us here in Alaska. wildon
	Charlie found out the hard way that the K in K-Rations stood for Kennel. wildon
	JWD was a minature pinscher, that's what Mary liked about him. wildon
	Beg Amy Beg, wildon
	"Great news, Rex! You've been nominated to the Supreme Court!" jwd - Portland, OR
	Mike you have a Catch-22 problem in regards to your discharge, it seems Penicillin will only cure 21. Wildon
	...and the latest intelligence report says Al Qaeda has recruited dogs as suicide bombers. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	That was not funny, emptying the beer bottles and putting dog pee in them and then sending them here for us to drink! DL - S from WI
	Do you have any beer? Dl - S from WI
	Everything you do,we mean everything! you are being watched! P.S.S. The dog is also a spy! DL - S from WI
	Lets play M.P.!... Look like your reading an important letter to me, when he walks past us, thats when I will nab him for you! frank - S form WI
	"It's from your mother: 'Dear Rex, if the food supply runs out, something wrapped in camouflauge may taste awefully good!'" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Movie sequel: "Message in a Battle" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Reuel: says here you had three pups... well muzzle tov!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Diane Spencer has ridden off into the sunset with Mike. Because that is where the Amery is
	READ CAREFULLY *Contents for undercover work, 1) dog suit, 2)canister of doggy smell (apply liberally) 3)lead. It is advised that to appear to be a dog you must a) pee on command (leg raised) b) sniff everyones butt c)eat anything, the smellier the better d) make out with anyones leg (it is thought that all these tactics are currently being used by Osama) (SO) Proceed with caution and do NOT get overly familiar with strange dogs* Helen - Yorkshire
	PS: Stay away from those Yorkshire Terriers. wildon
	Knuckles, I can't understand why it takes you so long to walk your POST. wildon
	"I think we should call it a day......your dogma keeps chasing my karma XXX" Helen - Yorkshire
	Dear Mikey, er... um... Frank, ah.. er ... Oh, whatever... I miss you! Love, Blondey, er.. um.. I mean, Peggy. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	See your local Medic immediately Coyote has informed us that... wildon
	*Dear Mikey...on your way home, could you stop by the local drugstore and pick up my feminine hygiene products? I'd do it myself, but with gas prices what they are, I really hate traveling halfway across the continent. P.S. Now, don't forget!* Signed, Your Blonde Wife msquanna
	The dog on your shoulder is not a dog,It is Osoma Bin Ladden dressed as a dog! DL - S from WI
	To all my troops, Sit. Stay the course. Sincerely, Your Commander-in-Chief. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	The dog days of summer behind enemy lines. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Dear Joe, the word back home is that the enemy is not afraid of you. It seems they think your bark is worse than your bite. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Dear Joe, make us all proud of you and don't come home with your tail between your legs. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	You have been dishonorably discharged, please return your dog tags. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Dear Lassie, come home! Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Dear Michael, the Mailman delivered and I accepted his package. Nice knowing you.... Peggy. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Shizzzaaaam! It's a letter from my favorite friend, Sergeant Carter! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	*Oh, yeah? You and what army?* msquanna
	*Dear Wildon, Hope you will be coming home, soon. YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH (AGAIN!!!)* msquanna
	Urgent! Corporal Timmy has fallen down a spider hole! Respond immediately!! jwd - Portland, OR
	*My Dearest Michael...Roses are red, Violets are blue, The mailman delivers, but not like you.* msquanna - Ode to Wildon
	Instruction sheet packed with M16 rifle: "Caution! Do not look down barrel of gun while loaded because an unpleasant situation may result." Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Dave, believe you me, be careful of those Fox holes. Especially Peggy's
	Test your own damn field for live mines. One more thing, you can kiss my long, furry tail! Signed, Your "best friend". Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Joe glad to know you are able to hold your licker Love Mary wildon
	Each interpret the part of the letter that mentions a cat house differently. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	With no computer, Fido is the only spellcheck around. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Different kind of dogs...both in heat after reading most recent lady pen pal letter. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	K-9 teaches G-I the A-B-C of things. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Secret terrorist code requires German translation assistance. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Sharing with a friend. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Canine comfort. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	...and that note gave birth to the blues. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Dear Rex, This letter is personal and confidential. Tell Joe to keep his grubby hands off it!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"See Rex run. Run, Rex, run!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Dear John, I'm happy you have a new friend, but tell her to keep her paws off you!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Congratulations Dennis its a boy, girl, girl, girl, boy, boy, boy, girl, but I'm afraid that the RUNT OF THE LITTER LOOKS JUST LIKE MIKE
	Dear Wildon I Love You, Your faithful Lassie Helen wildon
	"Dear John, Don't tell Rex, but I have learned his wife is a bitch!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Dear Mike I've ran off with an Airdale, Love Amy wildon
	Dear Mike, I've ran off with the Mailman, Love Peggy. wildon
	Letter say's: Did you know, that people from the Ugly Brother are making fun of you two? DL - S from WI
	Dog thinking! Yuk!....I believe my owner just farted. DL - S from W
	This is the UFO just north of where you are sitting.We are waiting for the crispy wrapped dog roll we orderd a few hours ago! Get to it man! DL - UFO ,WI
	If you look above you, you will see something brown,that a plane just dunmped and it is going to hit you. DL - From around WI
	Man say's:Hey do you see that? Dog replies:Yep! Can't you tell I was floored by it? DL - Breathing on line,W I !!!
	"Pawn to rook four. Oh Fido, don't tell me you buried my correspondance chess game!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	It says here that large underground sources of crude oil were found in Canada. In the following story it says that President Bush is sending armed troups into Ontario because of his suspicion that they are manufacturing Weapons of Mass Destruction! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Just another letter from the wife. --*Plea$e $end CA$H. Mi$$ it (YOU) very much!* Love, Imelda msquanna - Isn't Love GRAND?
	Mike was totally captivated with his overseas love letters. *But...whatever could Nigeria want with me?* msquanna
	"It's from President Bush: promises a paws or two in the action!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Another Dogface, Another Dear John Letter. wildon
	Hmmmmm.... another letter from Peggy. It looks exactly like the one Joe got. In fact it looks just like the one Tom, George, Harry, Sam, Mike, and Jim got! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	DOG TALKING: Hey... It's from the Cupholder Lady! Someone's going to get LUCKY when he gets back home! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Dear Wildon, My love for you hath no boundaries. You are in my thoughts and my dreams. I can't wait to see you again and to feel your tender lips against mine. I love you, sweetheart! Frank Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Dear Master: Of course I totally respect you, but we have been out here a VERY long time. I'll just get to the point. Did you know you have incredibly sexy legs?" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.

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