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Oye! Egberta delivers way before her due date!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Warden! Stop him! He's making a break for it!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The perils of being a stunt egg!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The Oval Shakespeare Company perform the famous "to beat, or not to beat" scene from the tragedy "Omelette".
Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK (Nice one, lew!) | |
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Panic sets in when Bernardo kills Riff.
Boom Laurents - On the West Side, wondering if anyone will understand the caption | |
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Bob fell down and went Boom.
Kaboom II - Too obvious but it had to be said. | |
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"See what happens when you use a non-stick pan?"
Chef Boom - Slippin'-n-slidin' | |
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"Don't anybody touch him. I'm a personal injury attorney."
Boom, Esq. - In court | |
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"That's why you wear seat belts."
Safety Boom - On Route 66 | |
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Run guys! Chef Chang is making egg drop soup!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Eggs mark the spot of the fatal food fight.
CSI Boom - Eggsamining evidence | |
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The danger of walking on eggshells.
Boomfoot - Tiptoeing | |
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The Flying Wallendas paid the ultimate price for performing without a net.
Boomeze Artist - Hanging around | |
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Bob learns why you're not supposed to play with your food.
Boom Flay - Thanks, Wingman, but I'm still standin'! | |
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"Oh fine. Now we're gonna need an egg donor."
Boom Donor - Congrats, lew! You left your invisible mark and it sank in! | |
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One less hard shell Baptist.
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I just knew that rotten egg would eventually crack and spill his guts!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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If you're an egg juggler, one mistake... and it's all ova!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"So, it WAS you who murdered Chicken Little! I knew in time I could get you to spill your guts!"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla. | |
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Don't worry! He's not really dead. He's just having an 'out of shell experience'!
David Winger - Woodalnd Hills, CA | |
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"Bet that hurts, dozen it?"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla. | |
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"Help him! He's sulphuring!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The really sad part is that after Egbert died and went to heaven, he found he was only sent there to complete a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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obey! lunche!
Tyman - Tyland | |
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you gout slateed;all over the wraed
Tyman - Tyland | |
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i dislike that cat!
Tyman - Tyland | |
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wee.splat.ouch
Tyman - Tyland | |
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so you jumte off the counter becase you dedent want to be hrad boild!
Tyman - Tyland | |
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splat!
Tyman - Tyland | |
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way eggs don't skatebroard
Tyman - Tyland | |
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i toud you not to bumge jump.
Tyman - Tyland | |
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bob;mrs lee; judan;bobby,tyler; poop;joe; jim class. do you know wat hapiend. eveay oneexapt jim class sad go pee
Tyman - Tyland | |
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This is your brain on granite. Stay off the hard stuff kids.
Amy | |
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He'd never quiche and tell.
Amy | |
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I want her remains to stay here with us no matter who the rooster is!
Amy | |
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Bob's been hitting the egg nog again!
AMy - lew knows his bits! | |
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Too bad! He was Eggland's best!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"Yes, I did it! He wouldn't let go of my Eggo!"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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Arnold SchwartenEGGer is done in by poachers!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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Shelly White, the EGGnostic, goes to meet her Maker!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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It Looks Like Wall Street Laid Another Egg.
wildon | |
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The Boom was fatally lowered and will be buried by her real name: Sue Flay!
David Wnger - Woodland Hills, ( Praying for the Boom) | |
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"Too young to die... yes! But at least he got laid once!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"It's okay! We all here are believers in reincartonation!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Let this be a lesson, guys. Never tell the cabbie to just 'drop you off anywhere!'"
msquanna | |
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"When her husband left her, she just fell apart."
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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"Poor Egbert! He took his own life when his wife ran off with a piece of ham!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"You're right...maybe six against one WAS a little unfair."
msquanna | |
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"It was bound to happen sooner or later - she fell for every new egg that came along."
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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"Hey, I warned you not to eat Wildon's cooking!"
msquanna | |
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"I always knew she was a little cracked."
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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"How sad! And she was carrying twins too!"(lew heads up the drill team!)
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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"I told you Xray had a hard time juggling things."
msquanna - lew's a BIT comical! Congrats | |
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"I suspect fowl play!"
Chan W. | |
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"How sad! He was such a good egg!"
Chan W. | |
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"I guess he couldn't take being cooped up!"
Chan W. | |
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"I hope nobody was counting on that chick before she was hatched!"
Chan W. | |
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"Emeril shouldn't have put us all in one basket!"
Chan W. | |
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"Oh no! We were supposed to meet for breakfast!"
Chan W. | |
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Peggy never learned the correct way to color Easter eggs.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"He always was too thin skinned!"
Chan W. | |
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"Guys like him are a dime a dozen!"
Chan W. | |
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Damn!... He owed me twenty bucks!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"He wasn't just living large, he was living extra large!"
Chan W. | |
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Egbert and his friends were astonished when they got to see what they are made of.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"He was our best teacher. Now we have to find an egg substitute!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Today must have been his expiration date!"
Chan W. | |
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"His wife must have caught him at the peep show!"
Chan W. | |
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LOL! He cracks me up!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"At least he won't be anyone's whipping boy anymore!"
Chan W. | |
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"Whoever committted this crime is gonna FRY"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Poor thing! They found her dead in the raw!"
Chan W. | |
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"Wow! He really got shellacked!"
Chan W. | |
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"That's what he gets for being a poacher!"
Chan W. | |
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"Now that's a runny nose!"
Chan W. | |
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"Unbelievable! He was such a hard-boiled character!"
Chan W. | |
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He cracked,because he could not take the pressure anymore.
Diane - Spencer.WI | |
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This time his cracked up jokes went to far.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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I told him drinking all the time, would wipe him out sooner or later.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Another victim of the old shell game.
Don (nice win, Lew) | |
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Watch out everyone! He has the cracked egg syndrome.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Does anyone have a broom and a scoop, also some super glue?
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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We tried to turn him over easy,but it did not work.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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He was obviously hen-pecked.
Don | |
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"Can someone please cover him up, it's not right for everyone to be staring at his crack."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"See, I kept telling you that he was a yellow belly."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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He cracks up over that yoke every time!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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"Oh my God, she was pregnant!"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Beat it."
Don | |
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"I told him to be careful when they're makin' bacon."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"I guess everybody's allowed to cry, it's not the milk this time."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Look on the bright side, at least he died sunny side up."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Now we really are one egg short of a dozen."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"This is eggactly what I told him what would happen."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Lew drills one for the win) | |
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"I knew you'd spill your guts under pressure."
Don | |
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"He went to pieces after some chick dumped him."
Don | |
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Told you he was a 'Crack Head'!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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He just couldn't stay the SHELL away from CRACK!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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"Get a doctor! She's having a miscarriage!"
Don | |
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The tragic result of having high cholesterol.
Don | |
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Just another poor exit strategy from the 'oval orifice'.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"It looks like he fell apart after his wife asked for a separation."
Don | |
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Everyone stay calm! We need to whisk him to the hospital. Some get the whisk!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Well.......let's take him to the 'Waffle House'. He wanted to be cremated.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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"Geez! Eggbert was trying so hard to watch his cholesterol. And THIS happens!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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He was just to YOUNG to FLY!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Oops! Looks like Emerald Lagasse's been drinking again!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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"Wow! That's some eggsit wound!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Quick! Someone get a spatial and some super glue!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Can anyone put Humpty together again?
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Last Comic Standing uses his most disgusting yoke to win! Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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The poor soul is now an empty shell.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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I warned him to go OVER EASY, but now his brains are SCRAMBLED!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"Guys, this is what happens to us when our brains are on drugs...we become crackheads!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Look!.... He's a ROTTEN EGG! ** GASP! **
Xray - Amery, WI ... (Way ta go, Lew!) | |
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I TRIED TO TELL THEM NOT TO USE FORCEPS!!!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC (Nice win Lew! Congrats!) | |
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Under extreme pressure from interrogation by the Nolensville Police...Eggbert just cracked!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Nobody knew how Eggbert was to be 'laid to rest'. Some proposed sticking him back up the chicken!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Quick guys! Get a priest over here to give Eggbert his Last Whites!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Lew hit it right on the screws, congrats) | |
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The CSI team cleary determined it was a case of egg beating!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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OK, the yolk's on me.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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I'm so embarrassed, I have egg on my face.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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I told you I had a splitting headache.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH |