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Bob met his trophy wife at the county fair.
Boom - Grike eliminates the competition! Congrats! | |
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He ain't heavy, he's (my ugly brother).
Pat - Penna | |
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It would behoove you to get off my lap.
kiki | |
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Sow's it goin'?
kiki | |
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FATigued!
Pat - Penna | |
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'inFATuation'
Pat - Penna | |
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Piggy hogs the covers She is No Little Piggy in the blanket.
wildon | |
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One good thing about having a pig for a wife...you never have to take out the trash!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Online pet buyers beware of the EBay of Pigs Invasion!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"You want me to take you to Paris?!? Maybe when you learn to FLY!"
GRIKE | |
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"Your new cologne brings out the ANIMAL in me!"
GRIKE | |
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"Why do you always have to be ON TOP?"
GRIKE - Thanks! | |
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No matter who their wife is, it the husband who will hog the remote.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"I feel really bad for squealing on you."
Drew Garmin | |
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Bob's pig really didn't have to keep reminding him that "I stink therefore I ham."
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Wildon wondered why he wound up with the whole hog when all he wanted was a little sausage.
Mary - Los Angeles | |
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"Yeah, I'm a little worried about what our kids will look like too."
Don | |
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"I know exactly how you feel. I'm a male chauvinist."
Don | |
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"I just want to relax after being penned in all day."
Don | |
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"Well, to be perfectly honest, everything makes you look fat."
Don | |
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"Do it. You know you want to, Rush."
Don | |
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"Why not, Monica? I'm a president too and I'll share some of my coke with you."
Don | |
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"Hurry, Mrs. Huckabee, your husband should be home from stumping soon."
Don | |
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"Mr. Limbaugh, no means no."
Don | |
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"Don't cry Jenna, your sister Barbara is an alcoholic too, and you're both equally attractive Bush girls."
Don | |
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"Don't be sad, Laura, I have a few more months as president."
Don | |
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"No, there's just more of you to love."
Don (Nice win, Grike.) | |
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"Well....okay....but no tongues!"
BIFF Remington | |
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"Honey, I really think you should see a therapist about your eating disorder."
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Hillary! Don't you have some campaigning to do?"
BIFF Remington | |
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"Let's move to Arkansas. They'll recognize our marriage there!"
BIFF Remington | |
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"That's it...lick the peanut butter off of my lap!"
BIFF Remington | |
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Al crossed a dog with a wild pig and got a LaBOARdor Retriever!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Tomorrow is your big day. We're having everyone over to throw you a birthday roast. Won't that be fun?
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River (Dad, you are sick sick sick!) | |
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"Now come on son, you know you're not supposed to hog the whole couch."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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Some Pig.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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Just wait 'til he's fully grown!
Helen | |
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"Let's go see what kind of slop the wife has made for dinner."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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"Darn it Rover, you're not supposed to eat the Miracle Grow in the garden."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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Taxidermy homework.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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"Brittney, it's time for your medication."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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"Honey, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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"What do you say we have some ham and eggs for breakfast."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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Behind the scenes at Green Acres.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. (Grike cleans up with the win) | |
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Dee, You better point out the difference between Hogs and Cows to Wildon, before he goes Hog Wild.
Jersey Judy | |
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Don't Have A Cow Man.
wildon | |
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Hoarse Whisperer gives a Bum Steer.
wildon | |
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"Bad boy! Spit out the kitty!"
Clint Torez - Texas | |
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You made a pig of yourself at dinner
Norm | |
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I'm sorry about the silk purse crack
Norm | |
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It's quantity not quality
Norm | |
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"I said I wanted a lap DOG not a lap HOG!"
Pat - Penna | |
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BLT= Bacon, Loveseat and Tom
Pat - Penna | |
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Well, he was told to bring home the BACON.
Pat - Penna | |
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A redneck's blind date.
Pat - Penna | |
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Guess who owns the football franchise in town.
Pat - Penna | |
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"Oh SHOAT!" ????
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Oh SHOAT! I hope you're not laying on the remote!
Pat - Penna | |
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BABEy sitting.
Pat - Penna | |
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"Can I get you a blanket?"
Spinoza | |
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Another Hollywood hopeful ends up on the casting couch.
Spinoza | |
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Bob Evans interviews an applicant.
Spinoza - Kudos to Grike | |
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Is it me, or is it roasting in here?
Amy | |
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Bob worried his pot belly was becoming more noticeable.
Amy - A blue ribbon for Grike! | |
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Whoops. Apologies to David Winger.
kiki - Put me in the pen for stealing. | |
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Bob's dream of having a girlfriend who was into mud wrestling was answered.
kiki - We shower Grike with our praise. | |
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"Who is this Kermit guy and what does he have that I don't?"
ShAzAaM | |
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"Somehow I get the feeling that your mother is watching our every move!"
David Winger - Woiodland Hills, CA | |
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Bob finally met his pen pal.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The contents of the cow depends on the contendedness of the cow.
wildon | |
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"Hey! This isn't a ham-mock!"
ShAzAaM | |
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"Have you lost weight? I can feel your ribs!"
ShAzAaM - Congrats, Grike! | |
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Lap dance at the Playboar Mansion
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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I'm bacon you to get off my lap.
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Always make guests feel right at home.
Olive - Congratulations, Grike! | |
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Five o'clock...time for a snort.
M.B. | |
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He's quite the "Sowch Potato."
M.B. - Grike cleans up! | |
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"Damn, why does my wife have to be allergic to cats and dogs?!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The BOARd of health should be called.
Pat - Penna | |
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On a scale of 1 to 10, he's definitely a TON!
Pat - Penna | |
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Is this just a PIGment of his imagination?
Pat - Penna | |
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"Gee, Peg! You look great after your gastric bypass!"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"Aw, don't take it so hard! We can still be friends!"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL. | |
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Must be SOWder furniture!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"Move over, Wilbur! Quit hogging the couch!"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"He'll roll over if you give him a pork-belly rub!"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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Charles somehow knew that one day his girlfriend would be a mud wrestling champion.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Bob put an ad in the personals for a 'wild babe'!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Next time we take a walk around the block YOU carry the shovel!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Grike styfles the competition, Congrats!) | |
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Totally Useless Information Dept...nothing to do with this pic but I came across this 'wild' but totally meaningless tidbit: the bristles of wild boars are compressed to make dart boards... and, of couse, the first four letters of board is boar.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Fred wanted to know how steroids would affect him. But first he tried them on a Guinea pig.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Stupid wizard! My kid said he wanted to get into HOGWARTS!"
K-FOAG - Park Ridge, IL | |
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"Don't be so pig headed, Wilbur, go get me a beer."
Pat - Penna | |
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"Can I crash here? The Big Bad Wolf was back today."
K-FOAG - Park Ridge, IL | |
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Just another BOARing evening.
Pat - Penna | |
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"I can't wait to see my favorite hogs on American Chopper!"
K-FOAG - Park Ridge, IL | |
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Now we know what goes well with couch potato.
K-FOAG - Park Ridge, IL | |
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"When I said I was looking for change in the couch, this is not what I meant!"
K-FOAG - Park Ridge, IL | |
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eHarmony.com can find your perfect match too!
Pat - Penna | |
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'hog heaven'
Pat - Penna | |
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Don't humans make great pets?
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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"I hope you don't mind, my place is a pig sty!"
Pat - Penna | |
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...anywhere he wants.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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"Stop hoggin' the couch, Wilbur!"
Pat - Penna | |
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This 'little' piggy stayed home.
Pat - Penna (WTG Grike!) | |
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"Oh, honey, stop being such a boar!"
K-FOAG - Park Ridge, IL |