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	Nolensville Department Store's Annual Pale Sale. wildon
	Honey...I think the joint's ready!!! Helen - Bradford
	Larry Get Your Butts Out Of There. wildon
	This sure isn't St. Charles Pl. wildon
	You light up my wife...please. wildon
	After another failed invention, a lightbulb finally goes off in Thomas Edison's head. Charlie S.
	If you're flaming it's hard to stay in the closet. Charlie S.
	Unlike George W., Harry Truman stayed in the kitchen. Charlie S.
	George W.'s attempt at putting out the latest political fire just adds fuel to it. Charlie S.
	Living next to Wildon can be hell. Charlie S.
	Wildon was required to use a bucket during his recent fire training because his hose was too small. Charlie S.
	Realistic sunlamp isn't so cool after all. Charlie S.
	Wildon can't put the fire out with the bucket so he's about ready to kick it. Charlie S.
	You just won the $100. Do you want to go on to the next question?Remember you only have two help lines left and no help from the Audience.If you win the next question you will win one thousand dollars.There are four questions to answer and they are One.Is the guy doing something dumb?Two.Is this man trying to sterilize a pan?Three.Is the man a cook?Four.Is the man warming up his house? Man with answer!Wow!This is really a hard question to answer.I think I will answer the question with number three. D.L. - Spencer ,WI
	Adam 88 to Marshland Police,Go ahead Adam 88!... We have a 10-73 at 10-20 house #15634 on East 14Th street,There is a man hanging out the window and he says he is OK.Fire Department has been called and I request some backup for traffic controll.Marshland...10-4 got ya! D.L. - Spencer,WI
	Wildon trying to get rid of the green stuff, before the Police and Fire Department get there. D.L. - Spencer,WI
	Oh Yes! Pop Corn! D.L. - Spencer,WI
	Holy smokes this stuff is hot. D.L. - Spencer,WI
	Husband saying....Well! You told me you wanted it warmer in the here...while trying to get the fire out!!...(Wife yelling back!)You Jerk!!! I didn't tell you to torch it and ding bat,just call the Fire Department instead of using that stupid little bowel filled with water,that you think will put that freaken fire out!That is really DUMB!!!! D.L. - Spencer,WI
	Look what that dumb AZZ is doing over there! D.L. - Spencer,WI
	I really know toasted! D.L. - Spencer,WI
	Despite her denial, George was suspicious that his wife was still carrying a torch for her ex. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Despite his precarious situation, George figured if he held the pail up high enough, he could never kick the bucket. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	George just couldn't get rid of his old flame. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	I'm sure Wildon meant well, but, alas, the bucket had no water. msquanna - Things are looking UP for David! Congrats
	The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! Corky - Rock Island, WY
	Burn, baby burn! Disco inferno! Corky - Rock Island, WY
	Wildon couldn't cook but he could sure boil water. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Darn, that was the bucket filled with confetti." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Honey, just a couple more of these and there will be enough hot water for your bath." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Dam TVA wildon
	Reasons Bob later gave for using a bucket: his mother-in-law was in there and...he couldn't find an eyedropper! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Roast Coyote Yummy. chuckles
	"You're right, honey! This bucket IS flame-retardant!" Corky - Ft. Wayne, IN
	"Someone pass me the marshmallows!" Superdad22 - Ft. Wayne, IN
	"Excuse me! Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?" Corky - Rock Island, WY
	Bob offers his new neighbor Big Bertha a drink as she belches after eating 7 bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos! Corky - Passionfruit, IA
	"I told you Bob! It wasn't a good idea to milk the cow in the apartment next to the lantern!" Corky - Rock Island, WY
	Evidently, fear is not a factor for Bob! crackhead - Passionfruit, IA
	Bob's latest invention, "fire-in-a-bucket", has ignited a few controversies! Sharkbait - Sydney, AK
	"There's got to be a better to get this water to boil!" Superdad22 - Ft. Wayne, IN
	GWENDA liked to do things spontaneously. wildon
	amy is famous for her comely BUST ibles. wildon
	Watch out for the backdraft Opie Spencer. wildon
	Ever since that fateful day, Mrs. Robinson has given up smoking after. wildon
	As usual Charlie's hose was too short. wildon
	Nothing George did amounted to more than a drop in the bucket. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Plop, plop, fizz, fizz! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Robert always wanted to live in one of those hot new apartments. (David jumps to a win!) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"This isn't working, bring me Johnny's squirt gun." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Look on the bright side, at least we won't have a roach problem anymore." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I swear, after this, I'll never light another fart again." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Quick honey, call the insurance company and get fire protection." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"No, don't call the fire department. Everything is under control." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Honey, call the fire department, your steak's on fire." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Just a couple more buckets of gasoline and the turkey will be done." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I told her not to let me do the cooking today." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (David falls for the win)
	FEMA responds to another disaster. Amy - David Winger takes us higher!
	"Tenant Bob learned that 'no pets' included fire-eating dragons." David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Hey dummy, didn't you see my movie on global warming? Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Hopefully the arson squad won't find traces of this gasoline. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	When housewarmings go bad! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Bob's computer had a firewall...unfortunately,so did his apartment. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	First responder to a Corporate firing. lew
	The locals hate Bills meatloaf surprise lew
	Another jalapeno eat off goes awry. lew
	"Honey, it's hopeless! But before we leave, can you grab me a bag of marshmallows?!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Honey, the Fire Department's voice mail is now saying: for brush fires dial 1, for warehouse fires dial 2, for auto fires dial 3...no, they haven't gotten to apartment fires yet!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Jose Feliciano never learned to stop singing "come on baby light my fire" to his neighbors. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Chuck was always prepared when his wife cooked steak flambe! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Jerry hated living next to Casanova because he knew he always smoked after sex. lew
	Only 5,693,941 to go. Ponytayl - Scottsdale, AZ
	"It'll work, darling. You just have to stay the course!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.

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