Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

Homeland Security training.

Amy

By the end of the month gas will be $3.00 a gallon.

wildon

Charlie playing with fire is a lot safer than playing with Peggy.

wildon

Smoke signal technology finally gets a lift.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

This is one hobby you can't save for a rainy day.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

After a huge burrito for lunch, Wildon ensures the fire stays away from the rear.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Enron accountant uses his ability to juggle the books when the heat's on to morph new career.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Wildon only gets hot above the waist.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

This arsonist is not anonymous.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

The term, White Hot takes on a whole new meaning.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

It's ironic that George used to handle the flame thrower in Vietnam.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

You know you're a real man when you can juggle an additional three hot wands.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

In this week's National Enquirer: 'Drive-by victim catches three rounds of fire...and lives'!!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"So what if we're into our third year? We're making great progress! We need to stay the course! Freedom is on the march!"

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.

an old flame by any name is just what he needs.

Early to Bed

Encouraging idiots like this is only adding fuel to the fire.

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, cA

drop everything

Early to Bed

working while in heat is quite a feat.

Early to Bed

"Note to self: Don't catch the flaming end!"

jwd - Portland, OR

After 30 years of flame juggling, Bill finally quit due to burn out.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

In case anyone wants to know: Bob is no longer with the Los Angeles City Fire Department.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA ( Dimeamite cap, Grats P.R..)

Cirque du Flambe

jwd - Portland, OR

"This wasn't what I had in mind when I set up a hot date on MATCH.com!"

jwd - Portland, OR (Congrats P.R.! - to coin a phrase)

Joe does a better job of juggling the books.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Joe can't understand why he gets fired so many times.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Joe prepares for a hot date.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Gary really thinks he's hot stuff.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

When Joe messes up his juggling routine, it really burns him up!

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

And you think the immigration problem is a hot potato!

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA

"I wish my car washing son (see previous cap) would get a respectable job like me!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Later his pants lit up like a firefly!

David Winger - Woodland hIlls, CA

Moments later passerbys were heard to say "Oh My God, George Burns"!

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA

Ralph knew that his juggling skills had a direct effect on the proposed length of his trousers....

Helen - Yorkshire

"Mom always said, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Homeland Security training

Amy

Undercover officer blows his cover by letting everyone know that the heat is on the street.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"I don't understand, who is Smokey the Bear?"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"This years fire danger is extremely high."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

This guys mother never taught him not to play with fire.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"I still can't imagine why my insurance company won't cover me for fire protection."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Hot hands Henry hurls the heat.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (P. R. wishes and wins BIG!)

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