The recession at Asgard hit Thor particularly hard. Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK
	Excuse me sir,I do not use these old metal razors anymore.I want my plastic pink razor back today. DL - WI
	A different picture about ED GIEN! DL - WI
	Why did you have to tell that story about me!Now everyone will wonder if the pubic hair was really mine! Wildon - Where ever!
	This guy agrees too!Never use a shaver that has pubic hair on it! DL - WI
	Before you use my shaver,always check it for lice first. DL - WI
	I asked you to scratch my back,not take my skin off! DL - WI
	I have been wondering, who I got the kudies from. DL - WI
	"Alright, who's the wise guy that used up all the deodorant?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Thanks for all the kind words)
	Survivor contestant comes home to find a dull razor. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Leave me alone, can't you see I have to brush my teeth?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I'm gonna' shave that grey right out of my hair." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"What's in your medicine chest?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"This razor's not big enough for the two of us." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The before picture of Telle Savalas. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"I don't need no stinkin' shavin' cream." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"You're darn right I'm straight!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Willie Nelson has to bare all for the I.R.S. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	HEY ALL! Is there a site where you can write a catchy short lyric to a picture? Like the one I just did a line ago.Just a new idea for an old thought! DL - WI
	Big Bad John likes to use his wife's pink razor, of course he always was a gay blade. wildom
	Dennis refuses to go into the sheep dip willingly. wildon
	It's a raiser,to cut my hair.But I won't let them,cause it's not fair,I want my freedom to be myself,I want to live life and not on a shelf.Take this raiser and go away,cause I don't like your style,I don't like life your way! It's my life and I like my hair long,This is my story and this is my song! Song By: DL-AC/DC style! - WI : )
	The Moon is waxing on the Moors tonght. wildon
	After Two strokes Mike is Finished. wildon
	Duck-boy doesnt do much but vegetate but heck he needs the chlorophyll. wildon
	We don't cut are hair here,because then the cops will recognize us,so get lost and take this contraption with you or else! DL - WI
	"Honey,I need another roll of toilet paper." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	"What do you mean it's so simple a caveman could do it." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	"Who forgot to put the toilet seat down." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	"MSQANNA I TOLD YOU THIS IS NOT FOR YOR LEGS!" Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	"WILDON I SAID NO USING MY RAZOR!!!" Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	"Whats in your wallet." Duckboy - I RULE LAND(C.K. STRIKES AGAIN)
	"Aaaagghh!!.....I said you needed ELOCUTION lessons....not epilation lessons!!" Helen - Yorkshire
	"UUUUGGH ug-ug UUgghhh!!" (translation: "I was so impressed....I bought the company!!") Helen - Yorkshire
	I've finished shaving you Mom, you can put your panties back on now. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	OH YEA!!?? Well you were already bleeding before you came in here. Now, who's next in line for a Bikini Shave? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	As menacing, scruffy and unshaven Atilla was after he awoke, his wife would always affectionally greet him with "good morning Hun"! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Wildon has to find new means for trimming his nose hairs after destroying the weed whacker. msquanna
	"Og pick out nice gift for Amazon woman!" msquanna - Hilarious cap, Frank! :-D
	Wildon claims he doesn't shave his back, but.... msquanna - Thanks for the pat on the back, yesterday, C.K.!
	Little John was furious when he found out Betsy was using his razor to shave her Pony's Tayl. wildon
	On the first shave, Wildon nicks himself. Good thing he wasn't using a blade! msquanna
	Wildon, as usual, ready to work up a big lather! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Undoubtedly uses shaving cream with menthol-amphetamines! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Dee I've always admired your pluck, so leave my razor alone. wildon
	If you know what's good for you Brawny Dave, you won't get in my way, or I'll hit you with my Jonny mop. wildon
	Here Amy, let me trim your mustache. wildon
	"Yes I use Nair on my legs..wanna make something of it!!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Only because his chainsaw blew a fuse! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA (Congratul-8-ions to CK!)
	Piggy I want my Razorback or I'm going to Sooieeeee, Sooieeee, Sooieee. wildon
	Hun I'm home. wildon - for Helen
	Frankie is always getting into scrapes with the law. wildon
	Oh by the way Mary Charlie S' last name is Starkweather. wildon
	I'm the star of this act Gillette and I'm changing the billing to Bic and Teller. wildon
	"Shave yourself in future, Gulliver -- I quit!" Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK (Gr8 caption, C.K.!)
	Charlie decides to nick his romance with Peggy in the bud. wildon
	Conan The Barberian jwd - Portland, OR
	HEY! Who got a hold of a picture of my Bris!!! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	"I'm not having peanut butter sandwiches for Thanksgiving this year, folks!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Well I never thought I'd see the day when MUB showed the picture of a man in the john taking a big Schick! David Winger - Woosdland Hills, CA
	"Me try to use this to shave legs and wrecked 'em." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl. (good one, C.K.)
	"Okay, who's next in line for a shave?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Okay, who's the wiseguy who said, 'take it all off?'!" (Go, Coyote!) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Certainly not the BARBER of SEVILLE-ITY David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	The cutting edge of modern technology. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Mary, how many times have I told you to stop using my razor!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	It's doubtful if this dude SPEAKS SOFTLY...but he does CARRY A BIG SCHICK! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	NOOOooooooooo!You are not going to cut my hair! DL - WI
	"Me NOT going in there! Wildon stink up cave bigtime!" msquanna
	"Me want to play 'Razor, Paper, Scissors!'" msquanna
	"AAaaarrggghhh! Me supposed to beat woman over head with this?" msquanna - C.K. is LUCKY! Congrats
	Knock-off underground movie hits theaters: Hairy Potter Meets His Match. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The end of Harry. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	First razor to get a complaint from OSHA. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Big time go fur. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's in for some really big razor burns. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Gillette's new advertising campaign is prime time's 'mane' event. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's reaction after not getting a part in the remake of the play, Hair. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

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