E.T..... Call home! DL - WI
	Their conversation was stilted. Amy
	Proof positive that second hand smoke really does stunt growth. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"If I had a face like that I'd shave my ass and walk backwards." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"He looks constipated to me, maybe he needs to eat more ruffage." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"See Sara I told you so. The animals from Narnia really do exist." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"How much longer do you think he can stare without blinking." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Growing up can be a pain in the neck. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Rudolph! What happened to your red nose?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	'Long' awaited no cage zoo concept - the stakes just go 'higher'. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Those are NOT punching bags! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	If you watch that fly,it will go in one ear and out the other. DL - WI
	Now listen up girls!I am the police and this is just a machanical machine with cam cord recorders and you are suppoesd to be in school! Why arent you? DL - WI
	From Giraffe, to the two girls....OH NO!!!SHE'S BACK! DL - WI
	NO!...I can't blow a fart on this side,I have to turn around to do that,but if you just wait one second,I will cough up a huge mucus spit ball for you both to keep as a gift from me. DL - WI
	I will give you one more second to leave or I will blow my huge snots at you! DL - WI
	Those things sticking out of my head, are really extra scenery listening tools and I am transmitting to my home base in space,everything you think and talk about when you leave. DL - WI
	My head is bigger then both of your heads together...HA! HA! DL - WI
	Now look what you did! You got the people behind you starring too! DL - WI
	Aren't you the dummy sisters? DL - WI
	I won't ask this again! But haven't you ever seen a Giraffe Before? DL - WI
	Petting zoo with trampolines jwd - Portland, OR
	"Help! Quicksand!!" jwd - Portland, OR
	"Boy, you girls sure are tall." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (JWD never sits on the bench)
	"I don't think this is the giraffe it looks more like a camal." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	I hate to disillusion you girls: but your Christmas toys don't come from the North Pole...they come from Toys R Us! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Animal Husbandry Glen Ellyn Style. wildon
	"Would you believe I ran into a door?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Want'a neck?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Hasn't your mother ever told you it's rude to stare?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Look into my eyes and tell me truthfully: which is the fairest one of all?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"For the last time, the weather up there is the same as it is down here! Now SCRAM before I turn carnivour!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.
	"No, I'm not Rudolph!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"I can't imagine why, but some people call me 'Pinhead'." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Do you girls know a good remedy for a sore throat?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Really, girls, it's very rude of you to chew your cud in front of me." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Amy was quite adroit playing with her quoits. wildon
	No, I haven't ever been to the Bronx Zoo, but I have been to Great Neck, Long Island. wildon
	Peggy thou svele thou pretty, sigh if only Larry knew how Helen really veldt about Frank. wildon
	Romeo where forth art thou? Larry always in search of a ladder" wildon
	And then one Foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to. wildon
	Johnny we hardly knew you. wildon
	David tried to pass himself off as a reindeer. wildon
	Charlie found the Bronx Petting Zoo the perfect place to wear his Zebra Striped neckties. wildon
	Trick or Treat. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	I'm horny. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	"He has a high position, kinda stupid looking, comes from a foreign county, has big ears: must be Prince Charles!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Noooo! You couldn't settle for a kitten like any normal daughter!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Scene from the new movie: Giraffic Park David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Old school giraffe needs to replace rabbit ears with a satellite dish. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Some children show no fear of heights. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Giraffe gets off high horse - comes down to greet the kids. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Some girls learn to neck early. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Toys R Us CEO tries to explain inflationary toy prices to primary consumers. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Steroids, consumed when Wildon played football in school, take their toll later in life. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

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