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One false move and I'll give you a complete MAKEOVER!
Xray - Amery, Wi | |
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Bowser warns his victim that it has a hair trigger.
lew | |
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No! I will not say "Go ahead and make my day" How-ever I will say: You give it up or else I will blow you down.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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I want my $20.00 back,because this blow dryer does not work.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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I see they took my suggestion,because the cameras are coming down and closer so you can see the dummies and really see their faces better.They also should never let them come in wearing hoods up or hats also..That would wreck their cover up,so not to be recognized.Thats a take!Lets go on break now!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Actually... The guy behind you is carrying the real thing...so don't move....Enjoy the hot air though!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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I want all the money and now..If you do not give it to me....I will blow you away!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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We are having a in-store campaign for: This is what you idiots look like, when you are burglarizing our store while on our video camera.Now!Give me all the stuff in the cash box please!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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"I need the money to buy a gun."
Don | |
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"I like to make my victims sweat."
Don | |
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"The dryer is just for the video camera. I work for Conair in the advertising department."
Don | |
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"The wet look is dead."
Don | |
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"Do you know how much it costs to care for a good toupee these days?"
Don | |
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"I'm not just the founder of the Petty Theft for Men Club, I'm also a client."
Don | |
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Take a good look at my awesome nail polish.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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I'm taking my quarter back from that day in 1972 when this store sold me a stale Milky Way bar.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Vidal Sasoon went on a crime spree after his hair-care business failed.
Xray - Amery, WI (Nice win, Lew!) | |
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Put your hands down, Pal.... This ain't for drying nails.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Carlton knew the thief was just blowing a lot of hot air, but he followed store policy.
lew | |
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Snakes accomplice noticed that Jiffy Pop was on sale.
lew | |
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Boris went for all the cash and didn't want to have to split hairs getting it.
lew | |
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Knuckles wasn't bluffing, last week he robbed a hardware store and drilled the owner.
lew | |
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Careful...I can make you curl up and dye.
Amy | |
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Not to brag, but I'm known as one hot bandit.
Amy | |
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Just stay cool.
Amy | |
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Don't make me plug ya.
Amy | |
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Don't make me blow your head off.
Amy - lew kicks a**! | |
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For a petty criminal Louie thought he was quite a hot shot!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Bob KNEW he was in serious trouble when he wore the black without the Blue!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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After Lance robbed the grocery store he shot the cashier and three hostages and was about to turn his weapon on himself...until he remembered he was bald!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Why, you ask? I'm working my way through beauty school!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Yes, I want all your money! Wadda think I came here for...to shoot the breeze?"
David Winger - Woodland Hill, CA | |
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The hair blower? What th...? Oh No! This is the morning mom washes her hair!
Clem - Arkinsaw | |
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One wrong move, and I'll fill ya' so full of hot air, you can run for public office!
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River | |
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"This is the Westinghouse HD-411, the most powerful hair dryer in the world!"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL. | |
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Pretty Boy Floyd did it with style!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Do you feel lucky, Punk? Go ahead.... Make my day!
Dirty Harry (wink) - Amery, WI | |
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I got this at Wal-Mart by robbing them with a toothbrush.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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I know you think this isn't really plugged in, but don't make me have to prove it to you.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"Don't try anything funny. I'm having a bad hair day."
Boom - No comment | |
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Go ahead and take the money, but, oh God PLEASE DON'T DRY ME!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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I'm warning you, you thilly thavage.... If you mess my hair up with that scarey looking thing, my boyfriend is going to become super ballistic!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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WAIT! Before you pull the trigger, let me add a little MOUSSE first.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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My wife hid my gun so I had to use whatever I could find.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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I'm warning you.... This is plugged into 220 volts!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"Your money! Or I'll have to use my heater!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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hand over the cash or i'll give you split ends!
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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This clerk knew that this robber was head and shoulders above the rest.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"If you don't give me all the cash I'm gonna' blow you away."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Forget the cash, where is your Head and Shoulders?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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The store clerk was suspicious that this robber was just full of hot air.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Give me all your Rogain, and make it quick."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (lew kicks up his heels with the win) | |
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Clyde was destined to have a brush with the law.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA ( Lew knocks of the compeition, Congrats) | |
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"Yo Man, that thing's not even loaded!"
Wayne Smoak - Clayton, NC |