Bay Watch in Slovenia David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	New weight conditioning program on the islands: Hawaii 500. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Can't Miss Prop Position David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	If this dive is successful, she will go for the World's Record by diving into a THIMBLE filled with Strawberry Jello. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon promised his wife a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts if her next dive will be HEAD FIRST. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The buildings in the area are still leaning from the previous dive. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Thelma..about to disprove all of Newton's Laws of Gravity! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Sonya tries to overcome her fear of 'heights'... obviously she has no problems with 'widths'! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	No problem at all, so long as she lands BUTT FIRST! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	They never named an earthquake after a woman, until... David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Strange things happen when you have a catagory 5 eating disorder! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	"Get ready for the big one, California! They'll just think it's San Andreas fault." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	It's never a good idea to drink and dive. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Martha hopes to make a big impression in the neighborhood. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Martha has a unique way od digging a well. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Martha didn't listen when her mother warned her to stay away from dives! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The Nolensville city council hired Peggy to test the Earthquake readiness of the city. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The Democratic party finds a platform. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	...and when I snap my fingers, you will awaken, feeling refreshed, and remember nothi......oops, wait a minute, my cell phone is ringing. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Greg Louganis' mother was an inspiration to him. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Years of cheerleading practice pays off. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	'Dry Dive' Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	There's ONE Water Wing, now where's the other one? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	News Flash: Universal Laboratories moves their swimming pool and diving board testing facility to Poland. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Does my butt make this bathing suit look big? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	"Cannonballlll!!!" jwd - Portland, OR
	WEIGHT WATCHERS. Dumb Belle
	Wildon does not tell fat jokes, he marries them. anon.
	The tides due back in in 5 minutes. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	**splat** Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Watch my Belly Flop." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Future Olympic sport; The Platform Paramedic Plunge. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Her Swan Dive score was 3.5, but her landing was a 7.0 on the Richter Scale. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

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