And just think, this is just two of the studs in Peggy's stable. wildon
	Grob's team would have won were it not for the Wind Chili Factor. wildon
	"You should see the size of the horse!" Tom - London ON Canada
	Peggy's motto is, "Don't leave home without it!" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mike made sure everyone in his will was 'sitting pretty.' msquanna
	The WILLIAMS' family reunion. msquanna
	Wildon doesn't know if he can HOLD IT much longer. msquanna
	Sandwich makers on break at Subway. jwd - Portland, OR
	Wildon drooling over his "rare find" at a local Flea Market. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	That last one was a dead ringer for the pot...it went over the fence and through the window at my house. Thanks a lot! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	i'm tellin you- we don't need none of those dis-tructions, we can do it ---just turn your wirst out like this, and tada, you have a working ice-cream maker natural blonde
	This Tennessee duo are dead ringers for Horse Heidts and Pig Knucles. wildon
	Were rednecked, hillbillies(named after adhd dude) tennis chick - hersheys bar, M&M land
	I couldnt find any horshshoes so lets use these Tennis chick - hersheys bar, M&M land
	Jed was disappointed that his latest invention, "Lawn Scrabble" never really took off. Shep - Morganton, NC
	The Texas Rangers test the latest in non-lethal takedown weapons. Shep - Morganton, NC
	You know something, Buck? Ol' Randy over there could be a porn star! U Geyser Goode - Pratt Falls
	Despite knuckles sex change operation... wildon
	the first sport that barry bonds can't play (because steroids don't help) knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Boeing engineers flight-test some new equipment. jwd - Portland, OR
	Hazing greenhorns at the dude ranch. jwd - Portland, OR
	bulldog chasing you guys jakie - illions
	yo' wildon. I'M A GUY! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	I'm a dude from the west, but I don't believe I could handle a hoss like the one these shoes came from! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Wait your turn, Dude. If you think you can win this round, go ahead! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	That's one way to prevent knuckles from biting her toe nails. wildon
	This would be alot easier if your Mother in law stood still. Robsan - Phila, PA
	"The only thing I regret is that we didn't wash these things first." Robsan - Phila, PA
	Hey, Jethro, you ever wonder why our horses allways walk funny? Robsan - Phila, PA
	Toys-R-US was closed, so the boys had to buy their Horseshoe set at Home Depot. Robsan - Phila, PA
	Tonight, back by popular demand, on Tex-Mex Sports Network..... Robsan - Phila, PA
	Jed and Wilbur didn't understand why their wives allways insisted they wash their hands after playing Horseshoes. Robsan - Phila, PA
	made in Djibouti knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Once Billy Bob hits a ringer on the redneck, he can take his seat. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The boys in Texas like to toss, but never use shoes from a hoss, instead they raid the local john, cause everything there is bigger, even fun. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Even the civillian contractors found a way to humiliate the prisoners at Abu Grhaib. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Y'all be careful not to scuff them seats. We can sell them to the government for $500 apiece when we're done playing. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Are you letting your crap go or not? j0hn_galt - bangalore
	I need to get my glasses. I could swear that pole has a face! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Peg insists Mike and Wildon work on their AIM! msquanna
	Wildon's cries could be heard for miles, as Mikey jumps into action and tosses a 'lifesaver' into the outhouse. msquanna
	Learning to keep the seat down is a difficult task even for male aliens on Uranus. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	During a long match it's okay to take a seat. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	A City Slicker sold these "GIANT MAGNETS" to Festus so that he can pull the Moon out of its orbit! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I'm aiming for Hal's house. If my aim is right, it should go right through his bathroom window and settle down! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Come on over, good neighbor! Just rip out all the toilet seats in your 5 bathrooms. Come on, now! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Let's take this picture frame and ring old Joe's neck! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Peggy complained to her husband about leaving the seats up too many times, so in a fit of rage he ripped them completely off and tossed them over the back yard fence! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Not your usual fling with a neighbor. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	A gentleman always offers his seat to a lady. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	This toss is for Randy Moss! Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	"ahhh, glasshopper...you have much to learn..." Helen - Yorkshire
	Wildon tried all his strength....but it was no good....the pull from the moon was TOO strong... Helen - Yorkshire
	Wildon eyes up the dumpster to dispose of items he no longer uses. msquanna
	Ticket scalpers sell Mike and Wildon their best seats in the house. msquanna
	Y'know, it's OK for us dude, but I still say the ladies are gonna miss the seats ! His Grace - UK
	Wildon gets a hot tip (and a kiss!) from the bearded lady on how to master the ring toss. msquanna
	Mikey's party was "BYOB." Bring Your Own BOWL. msquanna
	You're gonna half to catch the new seat grandma......we can't get any closer! G - Here,KS
	Hold it up.....or you know what will run out....and it aint luck. G - Here,KS
	what we farmers REALLY do in their free time billy bob - down on the farm in texas
	1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, and 4 laxidents to go! cj9 - uranus
	redneck boomerangs cj9 - uranus
	no bob, that's not a good picture frame knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	not intended for children under three, accesories sold seperately, batteries not included knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Desperate men, but inside their bathrooms even more 'desperate housewives'. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Thank goodness for the Happy Meal. The boy's finally collected the whole set. msquanna
	"Are you sure we should'a had Wildon keep score? He's leavin' a paper trail!" msquanna
	"I dun pulled a muscle last week and threw out my good THRONE arm." msquanna
	"I swear that telephone pole keeps movin'!" msquanna
	"My game sure has gone to POT!" msquanna
	I'm gettin hot and thirsty. How bout a beer, Bellie... er, I mean Billie?!!! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	In Horseshoes, a miss is as good as a hit..... Hey Jed, didn't we see that on some Web Site lately???? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Toilet training Texas style. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"We should have used the seat especially made for Wildon's behind - it's a whole lot bigger." Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Choosing a new seat for the outhouse can be a toss up. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	What Texans do when there are no farm animal droppings to kick around. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	In Texas, the shoes are almost as big as the flies. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	It looks like these shoes came from a well hung horse. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Ah keep hearin' it too, Bubba! Splashin' sounds from inside the houses and then wimmin cussin'!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.
	You know these two guys will never get lucky David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	friendship is sharing molloyj - england
	"Hey Jed are you sure these big shoes are goin' get us more women!" David Winger - Woodland Hills,CA
	"The hard part was gettin' 'em off the Clydesdale!" jwd - Portland, OR
	Since Wildon started using double-doses of Viagra, his friends have been using HIM as their Horseshoe stake! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	No problem, Wildon. Just dig a hole over there by that tree and place this over it, and.... Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Catch this one honey, and put it down when you're done! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Did anyone think of using LYSOL on these before the game started? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Golly, Jed..... this one's got a mirror on front of it. What ya suppose dats fer? Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Peggy is very angry because her husband removed all the seats in the house just so he can play his silly game! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Sh*t out of luck. wildon
	size 26 wide knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	aw, darn it, it's stuck again, go get the plunger knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	You should see what they use for lawn darts. jwd - Portland, OR
	How 'bout a game of horse's ass shoes? Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	no wonder my game stinks, it's made in china cj9 - uranus
	who left the toilet seat up?! cj9 - uranus
	Knuckles takes inventory of all the seats he's stolen from gas stations and restaurants. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Someone whittled into this one, "For a good time call 867-5309"! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	well it's a good day for horseshoes with Mr. Michael Gray and Mr. Donald Williams in a luxious battle of minds knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	are you sure this is legal? knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	okay irma, a little to the left...alright...keep your blindfold on and stand straight knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	something seems fishy... knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	it's a bird, it's a plane, no! it's...a toilet seat? knuckles - fort wayne, IN(I can't beleive I posted the first UB!)
	Haven't you ever seen a Clysdale shoe before? Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Tell my wife to quit moving around. I've always wanted to RING HER NECK! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Where did you find THIS one, Wildon..... It smells kinda bad! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	FORE!! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	i can't believe this didn't impress alice knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	watch and learn, buddy boy knuckles - fort wayne, IN(Mr. S. does it again)
	aren't we supposed to be playing croquet? knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	i found these on eBay, but i clicked 'send' one too many times knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	wildon and mike go at it knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	you should see what they use for a football knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	look ma, no hands! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	I hope knuckles would understand! CJ9 - Uranus
	holy cow that's a big one! CJ9 - Uranus
	Yah, I'm in special ed! CJ9 - Uranus
	what men REALLY do in their free time knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	beginner's luck knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	I got ten points for hitting that red car over there with the big dent in it CJ9 - Uranus
	i'm gunna hit that pickup truck! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	look out below! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	I hope Ma' would like this dent in her car CJ9 - Uranus
	what a rip off! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	i got a hole in 1 knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	look ma, i got a ringer! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	redneck olympics 2005 knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	trick or treat, but throw the seat knuckles - fort wayne, IN

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