Peggy was surprised to hear that Cauliflower Mike played the guitar by ear. wildon
	I suppose I'll have to buy replacement strings from a hardware store that sells 1/4 inch diameter wire rope?! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	R.A.P. = Repugnant And Putrid. ROCK ON! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mikey outgrows the relationship with his guitar, and decides to visit the place of his one true love--RAP MUSIC! msquanna
	here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus, riding down gift return lane knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Anything looks big compared to Wildon's organ. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Yeah, man, it takes two to play this succor...you tighten the strings and I'll use the pick...just let me in, will you?! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Wildon.... When I said "Grab an end", I meant the GUITAR..... Not Peggy! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mikey was hoping the pawn shop would put out BIG bucks. msquanna
	Dude, what did you put on this thang? Quick grow? I need a larger pick to pluck them strings! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Whatever became of The Carpenters. wildon
	"I'm returning this Gibson guitar. I've decided I'd like a little LESS Paul." jwd - Portland, OR
	"Thank goodness it's fixed! I threw out my shoulder playing air guitar while it was in the shop." jwd - Portland, OR
	Wildon jams on his guitar while singing "Back in Black". Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Wildon dropped all his Viagra pills inside his guitar! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Okay, I'm fingering the C-sharp flatted 5th minor..... Now strum it before I drop the darn thing! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Where the heck is Wildon and those other Roadies when I need them?! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I gotta get this inside quick! The helos are already here with the amp! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Wait till the rest of the band gets here! G - Here, KS
	George really wanted to make it big in country music.......just in the wrong way. G - Here, KS
	clerk, i beleive the ATM machine is broken knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	behind the scenes at the national rednecks convention knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Wildon returns from his bass fishing trip. jwd - Portland, OR
	What do you get when you cross a guitar and Viagra? Hoof Hearted - Gas City, IN
	Bob was fooled into thinking that "Bigger is better". Hoof Hearted - Gas City, IN
	i'm going to have a hard time getting this through airport security knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	see! i told you there was a guitar in the case knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	oh the things you can find on eBay... knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Wildon, soon gave up this job, and went back to Pumping Helen's Wurlitzer, I bet you thought I was going to say Organ. wildon
	The real reason Tiny Tim, decided to take up the uke. Wildon
	Coming ready or not...this thing don't turn corners, you know! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	No, read my lips...we said bring huge CO-LAT-ER-ROLL not ROCK-N'- ROLL. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Heavy metal isn't for everyone. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	A severe case of mid riff bulge. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Why did it grow? I have no idea. I woke up this morning and there it was, twice as big as yesterday! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	"Last week they gave away toaster ovens like this. I use mine as a sauna." Manuel Layburr - Mechanicsville
	Lyle Lovett and His Large Band has small roadies. jwd - Portland, OR
	"After freaking out at his last electric bill, Wildon decides to trade in his watt chomping guitar for something a little less amplified. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	He was only to happy to show Mike the proper fingering exercises. wildon
	Unfortunately for Johnny Guitar Mike came with strings attached. wildon
	Just wait til you see the size of Charlie's Fleas. wildon
	Charlie would do anything for a 'C' Note. wildon
	Wildon was only too happy to help Mike replace his 'G' string. wildon
	WATCH IT! Mike that's my end that you are grabbing. wildon
	Mike finally figured out why they laughed at him when he sat down to play the piano. wildon
	For He's A Jolly Good Cello! Wildon
	You have to admire him for his pluck. Wildon
	"You should see my piano! I can practice my scales and jog at the same time!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	"This'll be a smash on stage!" msquanna
	Door 'Jam' David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Unlike the previous picture, there is no Santa on this big Fender. David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	I'm returning it because it has a flaw. Guitars are supposed to have SIX strings! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Hey Wildon, stop screwing around and grab an end! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Made in Texas. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	How is it played, you ask? My brother picks the strings, my wife plays the chords, and I finger the notes! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	You think this is big? The amplifier can power the state of Tennessee! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	When it comes to making music in a band, a big guitar can make up for a small organ. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Maybe this guy won't get into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...but there's always Guinness. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Tom Thumb decides that maybe a guitar is easier to handle than his previous instrument - a cello. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Never strum your big six string in public. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	I've heard of being high strung, but this is ridiculous. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	No, Harry, it's just me,Joe--this is not a stick-up! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	This is my usual stance, Dude...when I am going to play rock and roll! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	This one goes to 11. Robsan - Phila, PA
	If one of these strings snaps, I'm a dead man. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Shoot! I left the strap in the case! Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Guitar pick has to be brought in separately. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Elf delivers his last gift of the season. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Eric Clapton is bigger than life...and so is his guitar. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	You say this is being delivered to Barry Bond's agent? superdad+knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	I'm returing this....it didn't quite measure up. G - Here, KS
	"Does this thing have a Hemi?" superdad - fort wayne, IN
	Dude.....I'm not going to help you carry this to another pawn shop! G - Here, KS
	Fred wishes he'd taken up the harmonica instead. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	When rednecks attack: "Stick 'em up!" superdad - fort wayne, IN
	Bane of the rich - depositing the big notes. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Ma! Look what I got in my Happy Meal! superdad - fort wayne, IN
	Like, look dude! Check out what I found at the bottom of my beanstalk! superdad - fort wayne, IN
	Forget about putting it in a safe deposit box, it won't even fit in the bank. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Facing difficult economic times, the Hard Rock Cafe begins hocking its assets. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The head roadie for the Jolly Green Giant's band carries a heavy load. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The King's guitar is also bigger than life. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Heavy metal. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The big band era makes a comeback. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Since his hands and feet are small, Barry thought he'd give the ladies an impression they won't soon forget. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Where did I get this from? Texas, where else? Low Hian Cheng - Singapore
	Geez!! I forgot to get the licence plate number of that sleigh! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	i want a refund! i threw my back out playing this knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	i want my banjo back! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	this one's for you jesse. 1-800, safe auto pick up the phone, the call is free, 1-800 safe auto! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	talk about redneck knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	geronimo! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	i got this from a big and tall knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	i see you cheating on me in there irma! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	first the big sofa, then the big bunkbed, now this! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	it's worth the struggle, after all, they are the best tuners in the city knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	hey ma, look what i found on eBay knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	"The sidewalk sale was a flop. Let's try a (oops!) 'scratch & dent.' msquanna
	"I don't like it in this corner, either. Let's try it over here...." msquanna
	"I think it's a lemon. I just got it around the block, and it already needs a tune-up!" msquanna
	"Whaddaya mean I gotta use the 'other door?'" msquanna
	no strings attached ADHD Dude - Milky Way
	"I'll be back with the hi-lo for the amp." msquanna
	Wildon found out the hard way that he couldn't carry a tune. msquanna
	Not exactly what I wanted--SLIM PICKINS. msquanna
	Cash & Carry msquanna
	Don't fret...I'm sure it will fit. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Darn- Bob already had a HUMONGOUS guitar, so he had to return this one. Morgan R. - Topeka, KS
	By gosh, I brought it out of here...why won't it go back in?...want my money back! Mary F - Jax, Fl

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