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It was easy for the Math Teacher to substitute for the Band Director, he was use to dealing with Log-a-rhythms.
wildon | |
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Next! On the 'DIY Network', "From Homeless in Central Park to a Cozy Log Home next to the Subway"!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Gall darn pipes FROZEN again!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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The 'All You Can Smoke Crack Pipe Buffet' was a big HIT at the Academy Awards!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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The world's biggest cigar is aptly named the 'Tripparillo'!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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So, When did 'Giant Squid Sushi King' start delivering?
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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K-Fed tries to upstage Britney by having his tree shaved clean!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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I've got a hundred dollars that says he'll BREAK the 'Guinness Book Of World Records' for 'Cocaine Snorting'!
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Not only does this 'Cigarette Fossil' prove the Vikings discovered America first! It also shows they were a thousand years ahead of us in their filter technology! Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC (You're Definitely NO.1 Superdad! Not two number twos! Congrats!) | |
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the core to the biggest roll of duct tape in history
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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"Dadnabbit! I think I just stepped in gum!"
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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Next time on Bob Vila: How to build your home from scratch.
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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"This will look great next to the China cabinet!"
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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Bob deliver's a new fetch stick to Clifford
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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Wildon wanted a cigar that lasts longer so he had one specially made for him.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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You can not LOG-IN to WINDOWS using an 8-BIT processor because it's too SLOW, not POWERFUL enough, and much too UNSTABLE.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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I dunno! I asked the boss how to keep track of my time. He said I should carry a log.
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River | |
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Boom never should've taunted Wildon by saying "sticks and stones may break my bones"...
Boomage - Making a list of harmful names | |
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Bob Woodchuck attempts to answer the burning question "How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Boomchuck - Upchucking | |
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Bob was overwh"elm"ed when he was put in charge of a branch office.
Boomchising - Throughout the U.S. and Canada | |
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Boom is officially removed from the family tree by "pop'lar" demand.
Little Orphan Boomie - Up for adoption | |
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Sup Daddy 2-2 practices for the Extreme Nunchucks competition.
Booms Lee - Hint: Don't do the between-the-legs move | |
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Bob began dating Twiggy long after her modeling career was over.
Boom Moss - Purging | |
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It was right after "When the bough breaks" that Bob realized acting out nursery rhymes was a bad idea.
Mother Booms - Commentary: Nursery rhymes are actually twisted horror stories | |
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Bob's Navy Seal training really paid off in civilian life.
Amy | |
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Whittler's Brother.
Amy - Gettin' high on 22's caps! | |
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Barney changes Fred's flat.
lew | |
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Marshal's first assignment for his confidence building course is walk softly and carry a big stick.
lew | |
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Frodo found returning the Rings to be Mordorous!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Bob single-handedly foils a big stick-up.
Boom and Order - Fighting crime | |
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Bob was never able to operate a stick shift smoothly.
Boom 427 - Strippin' gears | |
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Bob brings a swizzle stick for Boom's jumbo margarita.
Boomaholic - Shaking and stirring | |
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Boom instructs Bob to move the totem pole a bit to the left; then to the right; then back to the left, but not as far forward; then farther back; then back to where it was at first; then tells him she doesn't like it after all so he should just return it.
Boomterior Decorator - Driving men crazy | |
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Bob practices for the balance beam competition.
Boomnastics - Thanks once again, Wingman! Nobody booms it better. | |
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Bob brings home a souvenir from a Styx concert.
Boom 'n' Roll - Sup Daddy 2-2's lab results positively prove he's the winner! Congrats! | |
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Darn it! I missed the UFO picture..!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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The little man's, big stick throwing contest.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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The guy's shirt says it all..... 8 BALL!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Redneck paperweight!
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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Out of no where Biff is handed the baton.
lew | |
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Ring bearer at a Polish wedding.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Hey! Who moved the truck?!"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"Dang it! My nose itches!"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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At that moment, Bob felt a "pop" in his groin!
Corky - Rock Island, WY | |
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Posterchild for the National Chiropractic Association!
Corky - Rock Island, WY | |
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Huey's wife told him she needed a big trunk.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Huey can't figure out why it's so much harder to do the Limbo outdoors.(Superdad blasts off with the win!)
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Morty slips and turns himself into a log jam.
lew | |
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If a moron drops an 800lb log on himself and there's no one there to hear it....does anyone care?
lew | |
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A high school graduate gets a job as a front end loader.
lew | |
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Hoping to land a role in a commercial, Carl provides proof that the new and improved laxative really works.
lew | |
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ACCORDING TO bLOGGERS OPIE IS A GRANDPA!
OLD | |
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"The Patch is finally starting to work. I'm down to one cigarette a day!"
msquanna | |
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Wildon tried three dozen logs before his neighbor mentioned he should chop the firewood, first.
msquanna | |
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Mike forgets his house keys, so he picks up something small to break a window.
msquanna - Congrats to astronaut SDad! | |
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Barry Bond's batboy delivers the bat that Bond's plans to use to beat Hanl Aaron's record.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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I said I wanted a big, cold German lager!
Chan W. | |
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Wildon finds more stuff to sell on Ebay.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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At the do it yourself log mart it was a matter of 'chop to you drop'!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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World's worst job...carry out boy at 'Logs R Us'!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Log rolling...when the LOG does the rolling!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Superdad...a meth it to his madness, congrats) | |
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Here comes another pesky pole taker!
Chan W. | |
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It must be a Pole-ish neighborhood!
Chan W. | |
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The boom was lowered because the duct forgot to yell..DUCT!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA ( Not ducting my boom responsibility) | |
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Logging on to AOL is a pain!
Don | |
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Pole position in the Lumberjack 500!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Looking back at it: the world's worst invention...the cellular telephone pole!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Which way to the big bonfire?"
Don | |
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Heavyweight pole vaulting.
Don (nice win, Superdad22.) | |
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Fetch!
Don | |
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Undercover L.A. cop carries a nightstick for protection.
Don | |
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Peggy kept Wildon away by tossing items out of her second story window.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Did someone order a large Pepperoni?
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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He may have a Bowflex body, but he surely doesn't have a Bowflex BRAIN!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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For his miscue in the log dancing competition, Bob had several style points de-DUCT-ed!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Redneck javelin throw
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Captain's Log: Leaving Uranus....
wildon | |
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Thankfully, Henry fell on his trunk!
David Winger - Woodland Hills. CA | |
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One slip on the ice changed this man's life forever!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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President's Day Sale On Lincoln Logs.
wildon | |
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"Super-sizing fast food is one thing, but why cigars?!"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla. | |
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You know you're cheap when you bring back your own souvenir from your recent vacation to the Redwoods in California."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Somehow this was not the prize I expected for being the winner of the Annual Log Throwing Contest."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"No one ever told me that being a tree hugger can be so exhausting."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"I keep logging all these miles but somehow, I'm not getting any faster."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"I still think this tooth pick is gonna' be too small for George W."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Look George, I found some great camping firewood."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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The Redneck Police search warrant.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"I hope they have enough toilet paper in the bathroom for this huge log I'm about to drop."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Get out of my way, I have to go to the bathroom!"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Lincoln Logs for adults.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Superdads captions is out of this world) |