I don't KNOW how to do the Heimlich Maneuver. However, I do know how to do an emergency Tracheotomy. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	"I said it's less filling!" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	If the Heimlich Maneuver fails, it's best to accelerate the inevitable. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	JWD Fought the Law, The Law Won, WTG Mark. wildon
	Rabbit Punch Season, No Duck... wildon
	Don't you EVER forget Helen's birthday again, dude! Amy - Have a great day, H!
	Mary, has finally joined a Gym, unfortunately for me it was Stillman's. wildon
	Someone has been Dylan from the bottom. wildon
	Now that's what Peggy calls BALLIN' THE JACK
	David Wringer isn't from this Neck of the Woods. wildon
	Must lift....and separate! Mariann - Wetumpka , AL
	On second thoughts...I don't think it was such a good idea to reshoot The Godfather in the nude afterall. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Who sumos clients than the other guy? Why, WE do!...Paid for by the Law Firm of McCreedy and Enright...aka "The Two Bubba's Legal Team". Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	When it boiled down to just one chair at the Professional Musical Chairs Finals, things would often get ugly...very ugly...very. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	The fights over the make-up were never pretty at Madonna's house. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	ABC's 'Dancing With The Stars' just keeps getting creepier. Mariann - Wetumpka, AL
	Hammerlock-Ball Pee'n type originated in Double Stream. wildon
	What part of "No tongues on our first kiss" didn't you understand? Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	Broad Pitts is Pitted against Helen. wildon
	Greco-Roman Wresting, The Winner is determined by the best II out of III Falls. wildon
	"Boris, I do have some good news for you! I saved a bundle of money switching to Geico!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Wildon immediately regrets letting Mike try out new massage techniques. Mary
	"No, I'M the next governor of the great state of Califoria." Mary
	I guess this means Goodbye. wildon
	Wildon loves his Chiropractor's new spine adjusting technique, especially because he works with his clothes off! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"tried anger management?" Helen - Yorkshire
	"What do you mean, these trunks make my butt look big?" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	The Silver Haired Daddy, Vs Denny Meany. wildon
	John, having extremely poor eyesight, made the grave mistake of beating up a 400 pound wrestler thinking it was Peggy. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	John, with Helen's help, at long last has finally learned a new POSITION.
	Peggy's dreams were realized when Charlie gave her his Fraternity Pin. wildon
	Mary Lost The Remote so she is forced to watch. WRESTLING
	Mom said I could drive the Corvette. wildon
	This round is on Sheila. wildon
	The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling...Peggy wrestles under the name of Mount Fuji Yo Mama. wildon
	"Turn your head and cough." jwd - Portland, OR
	"Hold still and let me get that booger for you." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	A Tennessee math teacher tries a new method of teaching the Cartesian coordinate system by translating his students heads. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	There's better ways to get a head. Stay in school. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Squeezing to get ahead. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Mary has lost complete control. SO SHE IS FORCED TO WATCH
	Another typical day in the House of Commons. wildon
	Mike is bound and determined to teach Vanessa The Texas Two-step. wildon
	"Script? WHAT Script!" David Wiinger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Try as he might, Wildon could never get the Vulcan mind-meld to work for him. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	OH NO!!!...I thought they outlawed the old hand to the armpit move. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	You mean like THIS coach? Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Two anxious men fight over Peggy,,,,, (they both want her bike). Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The "Cup Holder" lady is MINE,,,,, I saw her first! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Maybe this will help you remember what you did to me in the third grade. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Sergei made a pretty good living performing no-frills tonsillectomies in his spare time. jwd - Portland, OR
	The girls at Tehachapi often fought over who would keep Mary Happy. wildon
	Helen Gets Dubs on the winner. wildon
	MayTag Team Repairmen fight over Peggy, to see who gets to give her a spin. wildon
	Gettin' down and dirty! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Up close and personal. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Can you hear me now?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"When I tell a joke, you smile!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The champ is a bit confused about how to perform the Heimlich maneuver. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"You're a chicken, and this is how my mama wrings a chicken's neck!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Mighty Joe's main squeeze. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Doin' the Rice Krispie on your neck. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	You're so beautiful when you're angry. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Once again Dennis takes a pounding. wildon
	Another typical evening in Armery Wi. wildon
	Gorgeous George and Mike often fought over their Billing. wildon
	The smaller guy looks like he's going to be a sore loser. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Can Wildon ever win in this sport? Fat chance. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	S&M Partners (Hurt me, PLEASE!) Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"Next time you wear heels..make sure they're the not the same as MY color and style!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Please!!! It was only a caption. I didn't know the lady bodybuilder was your wife. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	"My momma does not wear combat boots." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Ow, quit it." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Chiropractic spine manipulation has come a long way since the Old Days. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	You've got something on your face. Dylan - Glen Ellyn, IL
	I said PICK UP THE SOAP! Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	I told ya ! NO TONGUES ! His Grace - UK
	"Gee, Ted. I never noticed what pretty blue eyes you have!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Backstage with Penn and Teller jwd - Portland, OR
	"Can't you get it through your thick head... when the music starts I LEAD with my left!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Can't we just get along!?" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Paramedic checks Wildon for pulse. (None found!) msquanna
	Mike convinces Wildon to be a test subject for his repaired tubeheads. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Pentecostal preacher heals a man with a stiff neck. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"You little twerp! I thought you said my tubeheads would be repaired by Friday!" msquanna
	GIVE ME BACK MY GUM! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Sumo Dentist. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	John takes out his agression on Mike because Peggy will no longer repair John's lawn mower. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Just like in horse racing, you can lose by a neck. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Getting his pound of flesh...er, ton of flesh. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Yeah, it's fake....but try telling that to the guy who's about to lose is head over it. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Food fight is really eating at these guys. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Overeaters Anonymous meetings can get a little out of hand, especially when there aren't enough donuts to go around. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	In the heat of competition it's important not to lose your head. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Getting choked up over a main squeeze. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	New format for the next presidential candidate debates. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's brother-in-law pushes him around almost as much as his wife. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

- top -